Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Winners of the Juno Gift Bag, the Good Shepherd DVD, and the Entourage Box Sets have been contacted. Thanks so much for all your entries – more giveaways to come soon, including Little Children and The Queen herself.

Next up – John Mayer disease seems to be wildly contagious. Latest victim: Pete Wentz? Pushing back the Fall Out Boy tour only to be seen in LA hand in hand, night after night with Ashlee Simpson, making out in the dark, then grocery shopping in what looks like jammies the next morning – are the Simpson Sisters this generation’s version of Yoko Ono?

Discuss.

It’s Tuesday, am blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts…including a new riddle.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. To readers in Canada…it’s only for one day. One day that pays for dirty, dirty smut AND keeps my bitch alive, one day, gone tomorrow but the gossip will live on… my endless thanks and love for your understanding.

PPS. Girl on the Verge – remember her? Good news is she’s managed to avoid rock bottom…for now. Dried out for a week though a new setback is causing much distress. Seems she’s been professionally replaced, the mentor has moved on. Which in the long run is a good thing. In the short term however, it’s more rejection and for someone so fragile, it could mean disaster. Let’s hope she stays strong. Will keep you posted.

Colin Farrell anyone?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Yes yes yes. I suffered through Miami Vice. And I suffered through it because even with the oil, even with the greasy hair and the cheesy dialogue and the ridiculous plot and Gong Li’s unintelligible delivery, even though he looked like sh-t, Colin Farrell is a sexy beast. And yes, it probably does have something to do with the fact that I’ve seen his sex tape…which, if you can get your hands on, is well worth it. Full Story

Pip & Biel Make Sense

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Pipsqueak and Scarlett Johansson? She’s much too much woman for his undropped balls. But Jessica Biel? Jessica Biel is ideal. Jessica Biel is another TV Girl with a great ass. With ONLY an ass. An ass that has somehow earned her a ticket to the Globes and the Oscars and Paris Fashion Week. But Jessica Biel is by no means an A List Heavyweight. Full Story

Drama say what???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Spoiler alert. Avert eyes now. So the residents of some condo are pissed because the Entourage crew has taken over and is disturbing the peace. Hmmm…that sucks. But more importantly, the show has been shooting there because Johnny Drama…wait for it…wait for it… HAS MOVED OUT?!!?? Say what? WTF??? They’re currently shooting Season 4. Full Story

Thinking of Travolta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

source Kevin Spacey at an afterparty last night looking for John Travolting, though legend around London is that his modus operandi isn’t the massage parlour and a c*ckstand but aspiring actors and fellatio for favours. But theatre rumours are SOOO unreliable, right? Full Story

Jen and her nipples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

The Fraud has a great body. Especially when she eats. And now that she says she’s in a better place, she’s decided to fill out a little - slightly more voluptuous and she looks great. Really, really great. The Fraud also has great nipples. And we were treated to them for 10 years during the interminable run of Friends. Full Story

Bodhi Back to Normal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Don’t tell me you haven’t seen Point Break, like, at least 3 times. I won’t believe you. 15 years! 15 years and I STILL watch it on Sundays if it’s the Movie of the Week! And Dirty Dancing too. Bodhi and Johnny Castle – Patrick Swayze’s two best roles. And please. Full Story

Speechless…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

I…I can’t… Somehow Tori and KFed Jr found themselves in a park yesterday and somehow the pappies found them too! And captured this moment of tenderness between father and child and mother and child and father and mother and child all together. Suddenly Junior is the father of the f&ckin’ year? Funny that. Full Story

The Daily Little: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her look even littler, I think. And if you’re not tall either, save it with your protest email – I’m height challenged as well. Full Story

Alba has Amnesia?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Another case of a celebrity conveniently erasing her past. Jessica Alba, interview with British OK! magazine, discussing super star behaviour and being on the receiving end of super star treatment, way back before she became famous, referencing her 2 episode experience on Beverly Hills 90210 and hypocritically accusing Brenda et al for their enormous egos. Full Story

Naomi Campbell reformed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Interview with Access Hollywood following her sanitation stint 2 weeks ago. Naomi found the experience “humbling” and was grateful to have had the opportunity to meet people with whom she would never have crossed paths otherwise. She also says she appreciated that her new acquaintances were “straight up” with her, understandably refreshing since celebrities are usually surrounded by people who live up their asses, willing and ready and foaming at the mouth to cater to a star’s every whim. Full Story