Worst Sternum: Jada Pinkett-Smith

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You tell me – is there something funky hermy goin’ here or what? Not that I don’t ADORE Will and Jada…I have ALWAYS loved Will and Jada but something about the way the GMD presented his award to him at the Santa Barbara Film Festival on Saturday night, something about it stank of SOMEthing…I can’t put my finger on it but there’s an overpowering sense of rot whenever Tom’s around, you can’t help but think it’s infected the Smiths. Full Story

Best Revenge: Reese Witherspoon

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not a huge departure from the Globes – same cut, same length, different colour, I agree the gray is rather drab and but remember, she’s not the main event this year, and she’s definitely not a mother matron campaigning for an Oscar, nor is she a wife fraudulently perpetuating a perfect marriage with a philandering prick of a husband…   Anymore. Full Story

Best Colour: America Ferrara

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best green on a carpet since Julianne Moore in 2003. And another delicious example of killin’ it without starvin’ it. Love, love, love. Source  Full Story

Best Gold: Cate Blanchett

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it her best ever? No. Could anyone else make this look so cool? No again. But when she walked, this dress absolutely popped. And unless you watched the pre-show, you really can’t appreciate how amazingly Cate can work it, to say nothing of her skin – glowing is an understatement. Besides, only Cate could class up those shoes – the spikes on any other mere moral would have screamed stripper and a pole. Full Story

Worst Black: Anne Hathaway

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Between Sienna Miller and Anne Hathaway, Marchesa’s lookin’ rather dowdy. And it’s a shame really because Anne Hathaway is actually quite lovely, so it’s a mystery why she fails again and again but only on the carpet. Full Story

Most Disappointing: Kyra Sedgwick

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Peach. It’s Peach and it’s Sparkly. And her hair belongs on a bridemaid and her white shoes have LITTLE BOWS ON THEM!!! Not the Kyra I know and love. Far from the Kyra I know and love. SourceFull Story

Best Attending: Kate Walsh

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Having met her in person – twice! – I can tell you with certainty that Kate Walsh is a doll. And the photos never do her justice. Interviewed her at a junket in October, you can’t even imagine how sweet she is. Then again at Sundance, curiously arriving at the MySpace/Tao party with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush (???), it was just after the – SPOILER ALERT, STOP READING NOW – kiss with Karev at the bar and I said to her: You totally played me! You deflected my question! To which she replied: I know, I know…but wasn’t it HOT??? And then we gushed for 30 seconds about the Hotness before she skipped off to boogie down. Full Story

Most Underwhelming: Eva Longoria

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Longoria is starting to scare me. Once upon a time, Eva Longoria was the SJP of the post-SATC era. Eager to be noticed, desperate to be photographed, obnoxiously obvious in red carpet choices. But now Eva is engaged. Eva is – supposedly – done with the famewhore antics, the pleas for attention, the tits and ass appeal that has defined her success so far. Full Story

Best Has-Been Footwear: Heather Graham

January 29, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes. They are TOTALLY trashy low classy. But deliciously so…don’t you think? And who better to wear trashy low classy than Heather Graham? After all, will Heather Graham ever be anything but Roller Girl? Or "hooker with a heart of gold" who dies in 3rd scene? I know it’s mean…but can you dispute it? Can you really??? Poor thing should never, ever, ever have let go of Heath Ledger. Full Story