Real or Icky?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

Am far away from home. Miss The View. Love The View. People are freaking out this morning about The View…Rosie and Elisabeth going at it hard, getting personal on live (is it live?) tv. Apparently it’s making a big splash back home and from the clip, indeed it’s intense and very, very uncomfortable. Full Story

Entourage: Best Boys Minus One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

The boys are here in Cannes. All of them. Filming an episode during the festival, Vince is apparently trying to finance Medellin and although the producers are desperately trying to keep things under wraps, word is they will be making a huge splash somewhere during their 3 day shoot. The press conference was this morning. Full Story

Sparta has the Pants Problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

So I totally understand why some of you have Gerard Butler on your Freebie Five. I saw 300, I saw the rippling muscles, I’m not a rippling muscles kind of girl but absolutely… I don’t question his quiver over your loins. He is a fine looking man. But beefcakes have never been my thing. Full Story

Encore at du Cap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

It was another super star evening at the du Cap on Tuesday night. The Oceans 13 Darfur private yacht party went down earlier in the evening, Clooney and the cast hopped on board – both he and Brad looked f&cking delicious in suits. Then all came back to the hotel for more fraternising. George is funny that way, you know? Most people just throw a party when they want to get together with their friends. Full Story

Portman & Samberg?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

If true… me likey, but you can never be sure with Natalie Portman because she would prefer you believe the fraud so as to not risk exposing what’s real. According to Us Weekly, Natalie is now dating Saturday Night Live’s Andy Samberg with whom she worked on her infamous SNL Digital Short, in which Natalie hilariously gives “anger rap” a new spin. Full Story

Loving Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

Tom and Little Sci playing peekaboo on the set of Mad Money. Oh but she’s the cutest…isn’t she the cutest? Just as cute as Violet Affleck, in fact, who has done her fair share of charming the public – which appears to be Little Sci’s new mission…and why not? Who can resist that face? Certainly not only the MiniVan Majority but even more sophisticated gossips as well. Full Story

Truth or Denial?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

Joint report in the National Enquirer and Star Magazine, always reliable of course, about Nicole Richie – that she has entered rehab for anorexia and addiction. According to the story, Nicole was seen with an overnight bag checking into a treatment facility on May 19th. Interestingly enough however, her rep issued a denial, but has also not directly disputed the claims. Full Story

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Last night was so old Hollywood, I couldn’t stand it. George, Daniel, Brad and Angie…will explain in a moment. But first, in the spirit of Bridget Jones, have replaced water and sleep with vodka and champagne and enjoyed several sunrises in a row. Am also rushing out for back to back to back shoots today – as such, incomplete sentences and no time to check for typos. Please forgive? It’s the written version of slurring your words which is totally what I sound like anyway but had to post. First hand smutty eye view of George Clooney and his arm candy…am still swooning. Read on.

Tuesday, will post on the fly.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Canadian readers don’t forget, keep scrolling down, click on View More Articles at bottom of page to access Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday entries. I updated all weekend!

Sharing Swag at Cannes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2007 00:00:00 May 22, 2007 00:00:00

We shot a segment the other day at the 2007 Cannes Gifting Lounge at the Carlton. Among items offered to celebrities: luxury trips to Tahiti, the Caribbean, and Kenya and the opportunity to adopt an elephant. Forty elephants were adopted by the company sponsoring, baby elephants were then gifted to the likes of Pamela Anderson and Minnie Driver – in name only. Full Story

Played

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2007 00:00:00 May 22, 2007 00:00:00

We were duped, I think. All of us were duped. Last week word broke that John and Jessica had broken up, conveniently the same day as her party here in Cannes to announce production on Major Movie Star - a last minute event that attracted surprisingly large numbers… Now Jessica has returned to New York and they’ve gone out on a date already, prompting a reversal – they are apparently back on… Coincidence or conspiracy? This stinks so badly of Joe Simpson I can’t believe I missed it. Full Story

At the du Cap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 22, 2007 00:00:00 May 22, 2007 00:00:00

Last night, having cocktails at Hotel du Cap on terrace, an Oceans 13 dinner was going on next door at Eden Roc without Brad and Angelina who were at The Might Heart gala. But George Clooney, Don Cheadle, Matt Damon with Luciana, Andy Garcia, the super rich producers I’m too hung over to name… all of them present, and all of them spilled over back to the du Cap bar just after midnight. Full Story