Whisker-free and it glows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Getting rid of Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom has made an astonishing difference on the body of Kate Bosworth. Check her out this weekend with James Rousseau in Hollywood. By no means, not normal sized. Still very thin, still nowhere near normal standards…but also not dying. Not dying, not frail, not about to collapse from starvation and lovely, absolutely lovely. Full Story

Bred For It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

They are young yet and marriage is nowhere near a reality but my new favourite Chelsy Davy has clearly been bred for the position should the opportunity present itself. At the tender age of 21, Chelsy is already adept at the turn and swallow – not a porn move but a privilege move, the move so many other society ladies before her have perfected: the art of overlooking infidelity and embarrassment and keeping one’s eye on the big picture… A Royal Title. Full Story

He Frees Her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Bit of a romantic bent but it’s a holiday – why not a fanciful interpretation? Could this be Pete Doherty’s ultimate sacrifice? Knowing that he will never be clean, knowing that he is indeed a junkie for life, knowing that she’d stay with him through drugs but not through infidelity, did Pete cheat to free Kate? Probably not. Full Story

A Pageant Pounding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

They may be laywered now but something tells me…somehow they will leak. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were on holiday in Mexico at a private resort – supposedly some photographer was able to zoom in on them going at it hardcore in the Jacuzzi. Like Hard.Core. Reportedly a variety of bendy positions, so sizzling, so dirty they’re apparently right on par with One Night in Paris…only without the night vision lighting and Vanessa looks like she’s a more interested participant. Full Story

The Levitating KFed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Is Cam a Homewrecking or is Mindfreak another Golddigger? I say Door Number 2. Yet another in what’s become a growing list of Federline clones eager to profit in one way or another on the coattails of their more famous Hollywood conquests. A Golddigger, you see, doesn’t always come for cold hard cash. Full Story

British Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London yesterday at the Concert for Diana to introduce Take That, was greeted with one of the loudest receptions of the evening – a bittersweet moment for a man who will be calling Los Angeles home for the next long while. Full Story

Ghetto Weave attacks her mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

Whichever side you may be on, nothing says Low Classy like wishing your mother well through the pappies. Lynne Spears getting bitchslapped by her daughter Britney who supposedly has been leaking information about their feud through the team of photographers following her around, telling anyone who will listen that she was forced into rehab by a mother who refused to acknowledge her post partum issues, choosing instead to send her into treatment for addictions she says she never had. Full Story

The Heir Can’t Dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2007 00:00:00 July 2, 2007 00:00:00

In all fairness, his beaver bucks weren’t quite so beaver bucky yesterday...but then another dorky problem reared its dorky head and that would be the Rhythm Issue. Is there anything unsexier than a dude who can’t dance? And tries to? His brother knows. The Hotness on a Horse who can hang a pair of pants…Harry knows. Full Story

Friday, June 29, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Was completely balls to the wall yesterday with eTalk and travel and battling London cold. Am SO sorry to have disappointed you. Good news is my filming segments are now complete, blogging schedule now returns to normal.

Can I trouble you then to bear a few catch up articles from yesterday before launching into current smut? For your understanding – thank you, love you, owe you.

Friday, online all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Have a great long weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. My love and affection for Karen Leavitt who drugged me with flu medication and then took me drinking. I was indeed temporarily cured. Next time NYC…promise?

Flawless…but is she forgiven?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

Claire Danes earlier this week at Letterman to promote her new movie Evening and she does look amazing, doesn’t she? Karma Face appears to have receded replaced by a new glow and a freshness never seen during her time with that cheating prick Billy Crudup. This is what happens when you’re in love with a ‘Mo, see? He might not feel the same way back, but he’ll never ever let you out looking less than perfect. Full Story

Sirius Black is a Sexy Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2007 00:00:00 June 29, 2007 00:00:00

When I was young and stupid, I wondered how Uma Thurman could possibly marry Gary. And now, with a little more experience and perhaps a savvier sense of what is sexy, now I totally get it. Especially now that I’ve seen the Order of the Phoenix. Gary Oldman is the hotness. And Sirius Black is the Hotness, particularly at the end. Full Story