The Rhythm of Madonna’s Words

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 08:00:00 March 7, 2008 08:00:00

Madonna’s Hard Candy drops in April – in the coming weeks, the queen of marketing will be pushing herself heavy… Yay! No one self promotes like Madonna, but no one. And watching it is pure joy. My main mo Darren and I were talking about it last night. Bitch is 50 this year and 18 year olds still care. Full Story

Dress & Legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 07:42:00 March 7, 2008 07:42:00

Charlize. Last night at the premire of Sleepwalking in LA in a wicked dress, perched on top of tapering heels, apparently the hot heel of the season. She looks amazing. But can she try a comedy for a change? Sleepwalking is the latest in a long line of “take me seriously!” roles in an attempt to purge the memory of 2 Days in the Valley. Full Story

Posh Makes Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 07:27:40 March 7, 2008 07:27:40

Not US Vogue…yet… but UK Vogue isn’t too shabby, especially since they hate her so much over there. Hate the cover, love the shot inside. The profile, the soft waves in her hair… it’s fresh hair and clean and classic and not over fashion-y, though I’ve always had a thing against her nails. Full Story

March 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2008 07:25:20 March 7, 2008 07:25:20

To Jennifer P or J-Pro from J-Vo: congratulations on the news! And thanks so much for the free PR. Needless to say, it paid off for your sister! Happy Birthday Amanda – a quarter century is a big deal! Have fun at Lola’s. To Steff – thanks for hooking Ellen up to my dirty little blog… happy birthday! And finally… For Megan who is marrying Mackey tomorrow in Toronto on 03/08/08…great numbers! A very, very auspicious day! Your friends from Toronto to Vancouver to Brussels to Dubai are so so so happy for you. Full Story

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Friday Night Lights is coming back! In partnership with DirecTV, NBC is now about to bring back the good folks of Dillon, Texas for a third season. More Coach, more The Smash, more Lyla, more Saracen, and of course… more Riggins! And more me bitching at you about why you’re not watching the (by unanimous industry opinion) best show on television! Oh Happy Day!

Hello VJillian? Are you there? 3 more days to claim your Oscar contest prize…

Yours in gossip,


PS. This is not Paula Abdul. Or Toni Braxton.

PPS. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Nobody counts out The Swayze.

A Friend Like George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 16:25:47 March 6, 2008 16:25:47

You have to love the sheer… obviousness… of stories like these. is reporting that George Clooney enjoyed a “guy’s night out” on Wednesday with Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber. Full Story

Angelina Maternity Wear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 15:59:00 March 6, 2008 15:59:00

In response to your emails yesterday, many from soon to be moms!, about Angelina Jolie’s pink dress at the airport in Austin –attached. From Gerard Darel, the spring collection. Angie’s stylist Jen Rade ordered three for her client after seeing the dress on Charlotte Gainsbourg in the catalogue. Full Story

Hello! Bryan Adams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 15:37:00 March 6, 2008 15:37:00

For some reason, many of you have been emailing lately about him … How serendipitous – Hello! Canada has just landed an exclusive interview with Bryan about what he’s been up to. In short: photography and philanthropy. He even took a photo of the Queen. Full Story

VB Regular Reality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 14:52:00 March 6, 2008 14:52:00

Victoria Beckham: Coming to America totally made my life. And many of your lives too. Clocking in at just an hour, the general consensus was that it was too short. F*ck the critics who couldn’t get with it. Those who were supposed to buy it absolutely bought it. And now comes word that Posh will become a reality tv regular in a show not necessarily exposing her life (too bad) but that follows Victoria deep into America, helping civilians improve their personal style. Full Story

Jailbait for the Paps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 10:13:00 March 6, 2008 10:13:00

The insufferable Miley Cyrus eating up the paparazzi attention yesterday in a cute purple dress with boots and not so subtly inviting the public to covet her. After her triumphant appearance at the Oscars, Miley is said to be more confident than ever about world domination. She’s 15. And Ali Lohan is supposedly wild with jealousy. Full Story