The UnFunny Douche: an update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 06:23:17 September 27, 2007 06:23:17

For a refresher, please click here. A hometown disappointment continues to disappoint with his ridiculous behaviour and outrageous demands. Still shooting his new movie close to home, apparently he has to wear some kind of prosthetic or padding that makes him hot and is obsessed with trying to cool down. Full Story

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I am officially obsessed with Gossip Girl. Surprisingly SO much better than the books which are actually kinda sh-t.

The show however is sublime. Perfectly cast with one irritating love him/hate him stand-out in particular: the boy who plays Chuck Bass. Something about the way he speaks – that sneer, how he doesn’t move his lips while he’s moving his lips – very Ryan Phillippe circa Cruel Intentions. Back when Ryan Phillippe actually mattered.

Sinfully enjoyable and definitely worth checking out – at least before it gets cancelled. Good shows always do.

My love and gratitude for all your well wishes – thank you, love you, owe you. And a few new giveaways to prove to prove it.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Never take your birthday off…but always take the day AFTER off. To recover!

PPS. Hit ‘em with the same stick: with his driving record, why is Kiefer Sutherland still allowed to drive??? Why is Britney Spears still allowed to drive???

Noses and Ripped Clothing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:56:56 September 26, 2007 10:56:56

Seriously, this perv gets creepier all the time. Joe Simpson, interview with Roger Friedman. Joe is currently producing a new television series starring Angie Harmon. This breaks my heart. I adore Angie Harmon. Maybe it’s a Texas thing? No matter. The point is the douche has created for himself quite a career on the backs, or fronts, or noses of his children. Full Story

The Opposite of Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:36:26 September 26, 2007 10:36:26

My Kiki looking pale and funky and cute n LA the other day with someone they say is Johnny Borrell though to me, it looks nothing like him. Must just be me. However, she was also seen enjoying coffee and ciggies with another young gentleman, also very much her type. Also a little greasy, malnourished, and too cool for school. Full Story

The New MiniVan Favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:24:04 September 26, 2007 10:24:04

Hollywood is awash with media savvy famewhores these days. Leading the pack Jessica Biel of course and newly emerged is Katherine Heigl and now Bridget Moynahan has joined the fray - tearing at the heartstrings of the MiniVan Majority to secure herself a professional foothold as a an attractive single mother and working actress hanging on to, yes would you believe it?, a development deal with ABC. Full Story

Something to Hide?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 10:01:10 September 26, 2007 10:01:10

VB took off for Tokyo the other day leaving David alone, again, at home in California. So David went shopping at Ron Herman. Innocent enough, right? But if so, why did he book it as soon as he came out the door, frightened at the sight of one lone pap? This of course is a man who has been photographed nearly every day of his life, a man who is no stranger to using photographers when he needs an image supported or perpetuated. Full Story

Still Maybe Gaybe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 08:32:28 September 26, 2007 08:32:28

Natalie Portman showing off a killer pair of legs last night at a special screening with Wes Anderson and Jason Schwartzman. Don’t love the hair but with her face, what does it matter? So last week I posted this article Full Story

How Can You Resist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 00:00:00 September 26, 2007 00:00:00

Been saying it for months and now that they’re finally expecting, love them even more. Seriously the cutest ever. As I mentioned the other day, JLo’s hair man is telling all that she is. Click her for a refresher Full Story

Engaged is the New Dating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2007 07:31:59 September 26, 2007 07:31:59

My clever friend Duana coined that phrase. Five minutes ago she was still pining over Crack Love Forever. Then she threw Pete out of her house. Turn around and she was supposedly engaging in secret trysts with him at Claridges. Now Kate Moss is engaged to another musician after a 12 hour sex session during which she proposed? I love the British tabloids…they really do know everything. Full Story

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Another celebrity drunk driver. This time not a Hollywood skank twat but Kiefer Sutherland – no stranger to a little bit of drama and also, rumour has it, rather fond of his hooch. DUI, twice the legal limit, and arrested after pulling an illegal u-turn. This is his 2nd strike.

Is he above the law?

And do you kinda love how Charlie Sheen is publicly tearing Denise Richards a new asshole? More on that later.

Am headed home to Vancouver today. It’s a 5 hour round trip so only blogging in the morning. Tomorrow is 34. Am old.

Yours in gossip,


PS. A very Potter birthday to Marsi – Snape Forever! And to Shannon celebrating her stagette this weekend in Chicago before becoming a navy wife in January – a hot man in uniform AND moving to Italy? Love you but hate you a little too

Friends for Friends and looking fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2007 10:59:03 September 25, 2007 10:59:03

George Clooney came out to support Brad Pitt in Jesse James last week. And last night Brad returned the favour, arriving solo to the NYC premiere of Michael Clayton. Check him out all dressed up and delicious, wearing a suit the way it is meant to be worn, chewing his gum, showing off his sexy gait, probably rushing to get home to make Pitt Porn with Angelina. Full Story