The Future Lindsay vs Hilary?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Both 16 this year, both singing, dancing, and acting sensations – Jamie Lynn Spears needs no introduction, Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, with whom she has been estranged since childhood. Child stars pimped for profit, always a recipe for disaster, non? And I don’t mean to be mean, I’d certainly rather my smutty sense turn off in this situation but given the dramatic lives of their predecessors, it’s hard not to wonder – who’ll go first? Both attended the Kids’ Choice Awards at the weekend but while Jamie Lynn glowed healthy in orange, can’t say the same for Emma. Full Story

John Mayer: Shame Face Down Under

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica is traveling with him on tour, they’ve arrived in Australia, but not even a different continent can change John’s expression: dude still looks shamed by his own c*ck. I particularly like the one where she appears to be trying to tell him something. Again, not that you can ever reliably deduce anything from just one photo, but it looks to me like he’s in pain, as if to say: Holy f&ck you idiot, please don’t talk to me unless I’m pissing on you. Full Story

On the Knut Bandwagon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

2nd annual Vanity Fair Green Issue – Leo on the cover and he looks hot. But hot as he is, Leo is not the star. Little Knut is the star. They were shot separately by Annie Leibovitz, put together for the cover, and these are a couple of the adorable outtakes from Knut’s shoot. I like the one where he’s crashed out at his keeper’s feet. Full Story

Monday, April 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

LOVED workin’ the Junos. Even though it felt like 20 below on the carpet, something about a music event – a rock event – kinda elevated the experience to a whole new level. Hundreds and hundreds of young fans lined up in the freezing cold, screamed their faces off spontaneously, still enthusiastic after waiting for several hours…it’s really rather endearing. Made me remember Duran Duran way back.

A few more Juno observations below.

Monday – travel day, blogging on the fly, refresh often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. My regards to the Holmes Girls – thank you, love you, owe you.
PPS. Haven’t slept, short sentences and typos - please forgive?
PPPS. Hope grows and grows! Britney at the Laker Game on Friday actually looking pretty – can you believe it? See below. And the thing about those wigs – it’s the pony that makes it look cheap. Hanging down and loose it’s actually not bad…non?
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Posh on Vacay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

Skiing in France. Bitch never takes a style day off, does she? The headband ROCKS…but have you ever seen anyone wear ski gear and still look skinny? Only my Posh. See my Posh flaunting her fabulous chalet patio, enjoying her après–ski well in view of the pappies. Just to rub it in a little more. Full Story

Claire Danes: Karma Face is Forever?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

At a movie premiere a few nights ago in NYC. So it’s been a few months since her split from Billy Crudup. And now she’s dating Hugh Dancy who allegedly makes out with boys too. Supposedly the two relationships overlapped which is absolutely poetic justice for Billy but doesn’t it also make Claire Danes is a homewrecker AND a cheater? Perhaps that explains the lingering Karma Face? Girl is 27 and she easily looks 10 years older, particularly around the eyes. Full Story

Charlize: the gorgessity and the finger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that finger unnaturally long??? Maybe it’s just me. Full Story

No Whiskers at Kids’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

A fantastic decision. Orly finally giving up the pathetic Three Whiskers – for those new to the site, it’s the sad three little hairs that grew out of his chin during his attempt at manly manliness that never, ever worked. Because there will always be only one fan base for Orly Bloom and now that he’s recognised it, now that he’s embracing his perennial baby face and the rather limp pretty boy appeal that he will never outgrow, he actually looks alright. Full Story

Granny Freeze at Kids’ Choice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

Doesn"t look pregnant to me...but hey - she wants us to believe it so let"s indulge her shall we? Nicole Kidman at Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. Safe to say at this point the face is beyond repair…not only frozen but plumped in the strangest areas. And because of it so painfully, so ironically, so desperately AGED. Full Story

Backstreet at the Junos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

We went party hopping on Saturday night, dragged our asses back to the lobby bar at the hotel late at night, my producer Dean and I looked at each other and had to make a confession – totally embarrassing but had to be done: the highlight of the evening was meeting Howie D from the Backstreet Boys. Full Story