Victoria Beckham: behind the concrete tits

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

CAUTION: NOT SAFE FOR WORK You love them and you hate them – the manifestation of the patented Beckham Chav sitting like a shelf on the Posh chest, obnoxious yet irresistible, the very formula for our fascination about her everything: her body, her clothes, her c*cksucking pout, her ridiculous play for attention every time she goes out. Full Story

Sienna at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In town to promote the upcoming Interview, constantly attended by Harvey Weinstein who, of course, is here for purchasing purposes (already scooped up John Cusack’s Grace is Good) in addition to making sure his Golden Girl is on her best behaviour, and for the most part, she’s been keeping her ass clean…if not her nose, not that I would know anything about that. Full Story

Bitches at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hands down, without a doubt, the two biggest bitches at Sundance – Teri Hatcher and Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. First Teri – saw her hangin’ off her man (ex boyfriend of Eva Longoria) arriving at the Village at the Lift where the Fred Segal suite was open for business. Pappies were flashing, she seemed smug and sated about finally finding herself a fool willing to date her, and at the same time desperately aware of the absurdity of the situation – he is, after all, a decent looking man with prospects. Full Story

Quiveration at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scott Speedman, Ryan Reynolds, John Cusack, and surprisingly James Franco. Let’s start with Canada: was never a fan of Felicity, in fact I never watched. Also not particularly fond of Underworld and when I saw him at TIFF he was more hirsute than he was hot which is why at the Slamdance premiere of his new movie Weirdsville on Friday, costarring Wes Bentley, the return of the cleanshaven Scott Speedman was a welcome change. Full Story

Classic Quiveration at Sundance: Kevin Bacon

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source In town to launch his new project Six Degrees, a social networking site encouraging philanthropy. Not your generic Hollywood hunky leading man…Kevin never was. But there has always been something about Kevin, non? I’m telling you, after all these years, the man is campy walking sex – coming out of a shoppe on Sunday afternoon, a huge crowd gathered outside, wearing a black leather jacket and fitted, fitted tapered jeans, Kevin saunters down the stairs, totally nonplussed by the attention and takes his time so everyone can get what they want without much mayhem. Full Story

Single at Sundance: Adam Brody

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know there’s a huge teenybop following – I can respect that. I can see the quirky, geeky god appeal, the skinny lanky kid with a smart mouth and great personality and very good bone structure. Intellectually I understand. Loiningly though? Seriously…he looks like he’s 10 years old. Shopping on Main Street, a huge crowd gathered around the store, when he came out I swear, several girls just about lost their sh-t, and a few grandmas too… WTF??? Anyway, Adam is indeed long and youthful, a great face, a wonderful nose, but sooooo skinny. Full Story

Brunettes at Sundance: Zooey and Winona

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ll admit – my Noni looks kinda blah, almost nondescript…I think it’s the hair. It’s that nothing length, you know? In between long and short – that stage you hate when you’re growing it out except she’s had it for several years. I prefer Winona with a pixie cut to highlight those big brown eyes but still…there’s an awfully big soft spot, and all things considered – the pill popping, the reclusive existence, the depression – all things considered she doesn’t look bad at all. Full Story

Pip & Gay at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from the lame-ass expression on Lance’s face, can you honestly say that JT is head and shoulders hotter than Lance Bass? Minus the suit and the fedora and the dance moves and above all the HYPE, does Pipsqueak, on pure sex appeal alone, truly inspire the Quiver? Please. He arrived on Saturday, tried to make it super lowkey, at press time I’ve yet to see him wandering around, though he did grace everyone with his presence at the Motorola bash and decided to throw his old bandmate a bone at the same time. Full Story

The Spirit of Katie at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must hate the connection but I can’t help it…and truth be told, neither can you. Chris Klein – still a working actor despite some questionable acting skills – at Sundance with his girl Ginnifer Goodwin. They look great together in real life, they really do. And he is actually more handsome in person than he is in photos. Full Story

Mandy at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Like you, I don’t understand it. To think that Mandy Moore and Nicole Richie actually have something in common – do you understand it??? I don’t understand it. And yet here they are, apparently comfortable enough already to go public, strolling down Main Street on Sunday afternoon which makes it three or four times in the last couple of weeks we’ve seen them together, more times I think than she was ever photographed during a 2 year relationship with Zach Braff…is your smutty sense tingling? Full Story

Diddy at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some stars don’t have that star quality, disappointingly ordinary in real life. Most of them are like that in fact – I’m told JT has the same lacklustre effect: he walks into a room and it’s like – eh, meh, whatever. And then there’s Diddy. Diddy ROCKS. Certainly helps that he rolls with a huge entourage, including at least six or seven scantily clad ladies, but still… when he arrived at Tao on Saturday, you KNEW he had ARRIVED. Full Story