Detox with the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

The NY Post is calling Tom Cruise a QuackPot. Do you love it or do you LOVE it? And the accompanying photo kills me too. So the Gay Midget Dwarf is scheduled to hit NYC on April 19th for a fundraiser – apparently the Church has found the magic solution to those suffering from toxin exposure during 9/11. Full Story

The Perfect Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Ellen Barkin is a feisty broad. Ralph Fiennes is a sexy perv. I love them both. And I LOVE them both TOGETHER. They’ve apparently been seen out and about NYC, sharing drinks at the Waverly Inn and heading out together at the end of the night. As they were leaving, Ralph apparently held her close, whispering what I imagine to be very, very, very naughty thoughts in her ear - dirty words with an English accent…. Full Story

Harry Before the War

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

He was close to getting booted from the Freebie Five. But Harry, on a horse or not on a horse, is simply too hot to go. With girlfriend Chelsy at the weekend, enjoying a cricket match and some PDA. Please just look at the way he’s nuzzling her shoulder. And his lanky body. And the sexy way he holds his lanky body. Full Story

Whiny Pipsqueak won’t shut up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

New interview with British GQ, little Pip’s ego continues to rage out of control. Last month he was complaining about his musical categorisation – he’s an R&B artist, remember? Don’t call it Pop, ok? Because POP is an evil word. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: not pregnant until next month

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Sad isn’t it? That an actress of her caliber has to resort to these PR shenanigans, feeding the tabs one day with self-perpetuated baby rumours only to refute them 2 weeks later and then start the process all over again the following month? Have you ever seen such a desperate attempt to convince the public that her husband actually wants to have sex with her? And can you think of anything less believable? Like clockwork, about 14 days ago, an Australian paper reported that Nicole was telling friends she was finally pregnant. Full Story

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Friday Night Lights has been honoured with a Peabody award for “its clear-eyed” reality – yet another testament to the show’s excellence – and still its fate hangs in the balance. Because still not enough people are watching.

But I think I’m finally ok with that.

I’m ok with it because if it ever became a ratings juggernaut, it would probably get pissed on or, worse, yet, spectacularly implode…kinda like Grey’s Anatomy.

Season and possibly series finale next week – goodbye Friday Night for at least 6 months if not forever. And I know you’re tired of me saying but if you haven’t been watching, you have seriously been missing.

Thursday, posting all day, check back often, and have a great long weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

The Entourage DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Have you missed the boys? I’ve missed the boys! When Entourage first started, it was all about Ari. Loved Air. Then it became Drama. Drama for life, Drama forever. And now…now that hilarious piece of gay Asian ass Lloyd is starting to own my heart. Have been fortunate to preview the first few episodes of the new season – Lloyd and Ari together? You will lose your sh-t. Full Story

Goldiggery in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Thanks to Christy B and her best friend for sending this in – Heather Mills was apparently in Vancouver yesterday at Sears, description below: “Looking very bored, sniffing a lot and buying a cheap Roots suitcase with her gayboy friend with a cashmere sweater wrapped around his chilly shoulders. Full Story

Violet & Magenta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

The Taupes were seen leaving a doctor’s office last week. Now I’ve heard exclusively from sources that Jennifer Garner has been telling friends that she’s pregnant. A sibling for Violet on the way? Will keep you posted.  Full Story

Blame the Boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Posh and Brooklyn shopping on holiday and the poor guy doesn’t look too happy, clearly blaming the pappies. But is it the pappies or his mother’s “OVER HERE” boots? And don’t tell me they’re for warmth. How frickin’ cold could it be if she’s only wearing a short hoodie exposing some skin??? But seriously… it’s amazing how quickly they grow. Full Story