The Bodyguard’s Tale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 11:13:33 September 24, 2007 11:13:33

Only Britney could reduce a story this “SHOCKING!” into something so mundane. So her bodyguard, claiming he’s acting on the best interests of Britney’s two boys, has come forward, not only making a statement the divorce court but also selling his statement to the News of the World and yapping about his statement to anyone who will listen including the Today Show this morning. Full Story

Almost Normal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 10:38:10 September 24, 2007 10:38:10

So VB went out without her spanx corset the other day and while I’m not saying she’s my size, she also certainly doesn’t look quite the emaciated plastic femmebot we know and love. I think I actually see a small but sexy love handle and even some sucking in. Can you imagine? Victoria Beckham has to suck in? Victoria Beckham isn’t concave without breath intake? Am floored. Full Story

Mimi Cheese needs a Village

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 10:34:47 September 24, 2007 10:34:47

Can’t get enough of this sh-t. Nothing more delicious than a shameless bitch. Mariah Carey at the VH1 Save the Music Foundation gala last week required the attendance of not one, not two, but NINE assistants to address her every need, including adjusting her breast tape, periodically brushing away stray hairs, and having heated hot rollers on the ready just in case a section of hair needed some more body. Full Story

Little Sci with the Holmes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 10:30:11 September 24, 2007 10:30:11

Check it out – Little Sci with her grandparents (from her mother’s side) in Germany. Looks like the GMD is actually granting them some access. She is seriously the cutest ever. Meanwhile her parents made yet another dressed up appearance at dinner the other night. It’s so old school I kinda love it. Full Story

Birthday Baby Belly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 10:27:52 September 24, 2007 10:27:52

Nicole Richie pregnant – total gorgessity. The girl has never, never, never looked better. Here she is in Hawaii, celebrating her birthday with baby father Joel Madden, getting in some travel before she is too far along to fly. Wonder if she"ll get a doula and a midwife? Nicole Richie to jump on another trend? source Full Story

Ruby arrives naturally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 00:00:00 September 24, 2007 00:00:00

She’s crazy…but still, am impressed. Doesn’t sound like something a spoiled diva would do, does it? Charlotte Church opted for the homebirth on Thursday. Her daughter, little Ruby, arrived the new old fashioned way with media outlets reporting Charlotte had two midwives with her for the ride and did not have to leave the comfort of her own home. Full Story

Salma & Valentina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 00:00:00 September 24, 2007 00:00:00

Valentina Paloma Pinault. Now that’s a good name. Salma Hayek and fiancé Francois Pinault are now the proud parents of a baby girl born some time after Thursday in LA. Interesting, non? That everyone not from LA is giving birth in LA? Salma, Naomi Watts, Isla Fisher looks like she’ll go into labour there too… Maybe the doctors in Cali are second to none. Full Story

Project Runway Canada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2007 10:12:37 September 24, 2007 10:12:37

I’m sorry to say… I watch Canadian television much less than I should. Our budgets are smaller, there are certain limitations, and we keep losing talent to America. Having said that, when a Canadian production does it right, the results are more than right. The results are outstanding. Full Story

Friday, September 21, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Have been whisked away to idyllic Ucluelet, British Columbia for five days with my husband to celebrate my birthday. Am old. Am also intending to watch Heroes Season 1 on DVD back to back, see what all the fuss is about. That is if I can stop obsessing about the book.

A new teen fiction find courtesy of a recommendation by a reader called Amy (thank you!) called Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. There are moments when you will feel nauseous, unable to believe you’re reading this f&cking cheese. And still you can’t help yourself. The leading male is literary quiveration. Of course, he’s a vampire. Don’t roll your eyes until you’ve tried it.

New entries for both LaineyBooks and LaineyMovies today.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy birthday Gjenna – thank you for supporting my smut for as long as you have!

PPS. To my cousin Mark, moving to Hong Kong this weekend. Big hug and leave some room on the couch, yes? xo.

LaineyMovies: Lust, Caution

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 16:06:59 September 21, 2007 16:06:59

Like LaineyBooks, LaineyMovies is close to completion. Testing phase should begin shortly. Appreciate your patience and understanding. New movie entry below – yet another masterpiece from Ang Lee. Lust, CautionI loved Brokeback Mountain. I loved every minute. And if you did too, you will also love Lust, Caution. Full Story

See It For the Wardrobe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2007 00:00:00 September 21, 2007 00:00:00

Sarah Jessica Parker on set today in NYC. At this rate, we already know half the plot of the new Sex & The City movie, especially since photos from the set are being released every day. So far, not so imaginative. Charlotte has been seen in a polka dot maternity dress arguing with Big. If she does actually get pregnant I think I will throw up. Full Story