A new rack for Zeta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

There were some beach shots a while ago showing Catherine Zeta Jones with much more lift and roundness than ever before, leading to questions of a boob job to eliminate post-baby saggy tits. These new photos seems to corroborate the rumours – Catherine in West Hollywood earlier this week with a set of large knockers to go along with her little frame. Full Story

Whitney: Bobby-free finally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Hoo-rah.Whitney Houston’s divorce from Bobby Brown will be final on April 24th with a court granting sole custody of 14 year old Bobbi Christina to her mother. Whitney was emotional during the hearing, shedding a few tears upon hearing the judge’s ruling, and candidly expressing in public her thoughts on Bobby as a father: "If he says he"s going to come, sometimes he does. Full Story

A Cougar Called Sadie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Sadie Frost, ex wife of Jude Law, mother of many children, fashion designer, some-time actress, former BFF of Kate Moss, rumoured to be the “engineer” of the infamous Jude nanny perv situation is now 41 years old but has an insatiable hankering for much younger men. First boyfriend post Jude was a scraggly haired bloked called Jackson Scott now 25, followed by a couple of other young’uns in their 20s and most recently it’s Kristian Marr: 23, plays music, very horny, keeps Sadie busy. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: Professional or One Time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Every week it’s someone new. First Orlando Bloom – which I’m told never happened. And then the suggestion of something sizzling with Olivier Martinez – which was apparently just friendship. Now it’s Josh Hartnett and a Caribbean holiday last week. Problem is – a lot of gossips think she’s a beard and a lesbian, based primarily on the GMD connection. Full Story

Jake & Reese Legitimised

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

People is hopping on board the love train – and if People is selling it to the MiniVan Majority, it must mean that they’re together, or that they really really really want you to think that they are. But look at them. I mean does it get more perfect than Reese and Jake? Apparently it’s very recent – a little over a month. Full Story

In Love or On Stage?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson at the beach in Australia – kissing, frolicking, and playing despite the obvious pappy presence capturing every “romantic” gesture. So you tell me: is this for real or is this for show? People Magazine – no surprise – is providing full details about how in love they truly are, with eyewitness reports of constant PDA and genuine devotion. Full Story

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So the woman who called in to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to “defend” Heather Mills… do you smell a plant? America owes Heather an apology because Heather can dance?

Please.

More on that later.

But think about it: Heather Mills and Spencer from The Hills – perfect couple, non?

Wednesday – real time blogging, check back often for fresh posts, and Friday Night Lights!!! The 2nd to last episode…maybe ever? Encouraging signs coming from NBC for a renewal, fingers crossed: Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. A very happy birthday to Jennifer P who is turning 31 and expecting a baby…which, as she tells me, means no celebratory glass of red wine tonight. Congratulations and keep me posted – you know what I mean!

Granny Freeze at the Hockey Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

So when you claim Nashville is your home and you’re actually never in Nashville and people keep calling you on it, what’s the best thing to do? Go home. Get seen. Nicole and Keith at the Predators game last night – girl is getting scarier and scarier every time we see her, like a witch with crooked fingers and a crackly voice. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds in Austin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Thanks to the lovely Leah for sending these exclusives! A hirsute but HOT Ryan Reynolds on the set of Fireflies in the Garden at the University of Texas. Movie co-stars Ioan Gruffudd (pictured with Ryan) Julia Roberts and the amazing Emily Watson… in other words, a far cry from – ahem – Blade Trinity. Full Story

The Daily Bitch…Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Things that kill me (today): 1. that there are people who will pay to see Wild Hogs. 2. that the same people still think John Travolting is straight3. that some lobotomised idiot actually called into a radio show to support Heather Mills. Based on what??? That she isn’t a bad dancer? Please! Analysis of the call Lady called Pat phones in to Ryan Seacrest: "I"m ashamed that I had a judgment against her based on everything that you read in the newspapers, that she was after his money, and, come on – everyone was down on Heather Mills. Full Story

Apple under attack!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

So many of you have emailed, mocking my Apple’s little face, particularly her odd looking eyebrows as seen on an outing with Grandma Blythe in LA. To me, they look drawn on, perhaps from playing dressup because as you can see from another outing, this time with mum, the Dietrich brows aren’t there. Full Story