Pip & Gay at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from the lame-ass expression on Lance’s face, can you honestly say that JT is head and shoulders hotter than Lance Bass? Minus the suit and the fedora and the dance moves and above all the HYPE, does Pipsqueak, on pure sex appeal alone, truly inspire the Quiver? Please. He arrived on Saturday, tried to make it super lowkey, at press time I’ve yet to see him wandering around, though he did grace everyone with his presence at the Motorola bash and decided to throw his old bandmate a bone at the same time. Full Story

The Spirit of Katie at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He must hate the connection but I can’t help it…and truth be told, neither can you. Chris Klein – still a working actor despite some questionable acting skills – at Sundance with his girl Ginnifer Goodwin. They look great together in real life, they really do. And he is actually more handsome in person than he is in photos. Full Story

Mandy at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Like you, I don’t understand it. To think that Mandy Moore and Nicole Richie actually have something in common – do you understand it??? I don’t understand it. And yet here they are, apparently comfortable enough already to go public, strolling down Main Street on Sunday afternoon which makes it three or four times in the last couple of weeks we’ve seen them together, more times I think than she was ever photographed during a 2 year relationship with Zach Braff…is your smutty sense tingling? Full Story

Diddy at Sundance

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some stars don’t have that star quality, disappointingly ordinary in real life. Most of them are like that in fact – I’m told JT has the same lacklustre effect: he walks into a room and it’s like – eh, meh, whatever. And then there’s Diddy. Diddy ROCKS. Certainly helps that he rolls with a huge entourage, including at least six or seven scantily clad ladies, but still… when he arrived at Tao on Saturday, you KNEW he had ARRIVED. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Gwen Stefani

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has that quality, you know? She can wear anything, no matter how weird, how off the page, Gwen makes it hers, Gwen makes it work, and for the most part, Gwen pushes that privilege as far as she can, preferring to play unique over safe each and every time. Love her for it. But there are those rare occasions, those appearances few and far between, when Gwen will eschew the offbeat for the norm, and make even MORE of an impact in the process…which is what happened at the NRJ Awards this weekend. Full Story

Alyssa Milano: the go-to rebound

January 22, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 22, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m told she had a pretty serious boyfriend as of December and they were still together at Christmas but apparently Alyssa Milano was with Justin Timberlake in Vegas just before the weekend, along with his mother and Eva Longoria, partying in his private suite with a basketball court. As you recall, JT hooked up with Milano shortly after breaking up with Britney - a shortlived romance punctuated by a few “walk of shame” morning photos before he supposedly called it off because of age. Full Story

Friday, January 19, 2007
Dear Gossips, Gwyneth is coming. Gwyneth is coming to Sundance. Honestly, there are parts of the day when I think about this and I can hardly breath. The best part about Sundance so far? Definitely the poseurs – Kfed lookalikes flanked by scantily clad famef*ckettes cruising Main Street looking for celebrities…almost as enjoyable as going to a hockey game and observing the Hockey Whores. Oh…and Robert Redford is a stud. Saw him at the opening press conference yesterday, like all movie stars he was shorter than you’d expect but still kinda hot. In that older dude kinda hot way. And hair the most mesmerising shade of… Yellow. Wrinkled but sexy weathered wrinkles that go well with his deep voice and thoughtful banter and his willingness to say whatever the hell he wants. Many of you have observed that Brad Pitt bears a striking resemblance 20 years younger and if that really is where he’s headed – definitely NOT a bad thing. Star-filled weekend ahead, will keep you posted if I don’t freeze first. As for Isaiah Washington? Maybe I’m just a grudge-keeping petty ass bitch but what’s an apology with a gun to your head? Does “Sorry” really mean “Sorry” when it comes only out of consequence? Nope. Not to me. Can his ass. Hire someone else. Let him watch Burke from the privacy of Unemployment Central as he entertains offers from Patricia Heaton for a talk show about “Family Values”. Friday – blogging throughout the day, check back often for new posts, and have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Gwyneth Mouth Disease: Gisele Bundchen

January 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth: condescending, holier-than-thou, stuck up and elitist… I love her for the attitude though at times she really should shut the f&ck up. Same goes for Gisele Bundchen. Especially Gisele Bundchen. A model talking? A model defending her profession? Shut up and look pretty, honey. It’s your body we’re after…not your mouth. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Rossum turns Ugly…literally

January 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even I have to sympathise here. Poor thing showed up an event last night with Swarovski as her sponsor and…well…suffice to say, those nauseating doe eyes can’t do crystal. And the result? ROSSUM of course! Still…good to know some things never change. Same princess gown, same ballerina style, same goody goody body language, same Emmy Rossum just in time to make you vomit. Full Story

Hermy Cam’s brilliant revenge

January 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I gotta give it to the girl…how to get over a little Pip who wouldn’t give her babies? How to redeem herself after falling apart in public at the Golden Globes? How to right the Geisha Face after her fashion disaster on the carpet? Come back good and hard with a bonafide beach hunk, that’s how. News broke yesterday that Cam was hangin’ with Kelly Slater, now the photos – toned tight body in Hawaii, showing off in a bikini, impressing him with her surf prowess…apparently he couldn’t take his eyes off her. Full Story

The GMD & Titty Titty Bang Bang

January 19, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 19, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You will love this. From a show called Titty Titty Bang Bang in the UK – a clip inspired by the Gay Midget Dwarf himself. Thanks to Victoria for the link, click here to view… ENJOY!  Full Story