The Black Dress Supports Self Help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2007 00:00:00 June 20, 2007 00:00:00

Well isn’t she everywhere these days… Jennifer Aniston at an event. Jennifer Aniston in a little black dress – surprise!!! Last night at the launch of some self help book, apparently it’s her favourite self help author. As you can see, Jen looks great. And healthy. Perhaps the lemon and ciggies diet is a thing of the past? Perhaps the ocean screaming and indeed the self help literature has paid off? Her early-Friends body was always my favourite, before Brad came along and Gwyneth’s thinness destroyed her confidence. Full Story

The Model Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2007 00:00:00 June 20, 2007 00:00:00

So young, already such a savvy participant – check out Little Sci, the cutest cutest cutest thing, now her parents most beloved and most beneficial asset. After all, who can resist Little Sci? Certainly not Paula in Colorado Springs. As you can see Katie is pulling a Posh…yet again. Walking her kid along a pier with sky high blinged out stilettos – SO practical. Full Story

France Family Photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2007 00:00:00 June 20, 2007 00:00:00

Tom Cruise wants you to know Katie loves him. And that he loves Katie. That theirs is the Poster Marriage for the MiniVan Majority. And so here they are, continuing their Riviera vacation, parked on a beach with easy lens access and givin’ it up like gold for the pappies. Katie gazing into his eyes adoringly, Katie smiling from her scientologised soul, Katie clutching his hand, their child nestled between them… as the Cabana Boy lurks in the background? Funny thing is, I’d be more inclined to believe this fraud if they actually threw down and had an argument, know what I mean? But still…there are the believers. Full Story

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Like an idiot I was lured by a sunny evening and chose golf instead of setting my PVR for the Princes’ interview. Bless MSNBC.com. If you missed it, click here to watch in its entirety. Have been weepy all morning at the archival footage of Diana and her boys.

Sigh.

So is Second Sci on the way? Yet again…speculation based solely on the highly unreliable Bump Watch. I officially hate Bump Watch.

Tuesday, blogging all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Daily Bitch... Please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Nicole Richie is fighting for her right to get high and drive the wrong way on a freeway. TMZ is reporting that she will plead not guilty to try to avoid prison time for her DUI – her 2nd. If convicted, Nicole will spend a measly 5 days behind bars – significantly less time than Hollywood Ebola. Full Story

The Man Coloured Pedi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Your opinion? I’m undecided. Because if David Beckham decided to rock some wine coloured toes, I’d be all over it. My husband however? Nuh uh. I can’t even imagine asking him. The other day as we were heading out to the golf course I suggested he style his out of control hair so I wouldn’t have to be seen with a pre-cut John Mayer wannabe. Full Story

RoboBride Beach Body!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Sorry…it’s GMD-connected overload today but they’re out in full force and they won’t be stopped! Katie and Little Sci enjoying some mother daughter time at the beach in Cannes. And again, just have to say again…I love the little one. I love her!!! Apparently the Cruises didn’t want to bother with an ultra private secluded part a la plage, opting instead to mingle with the gawkers. Full Story

MiniVan Swoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Katie, Tom, and Little Sci at the du Cap today, apparently heading out for some beach time in Cannes. Tom got a haircut and wears linen pants poorly. Little Sci is adorable. And Katie? KATIE IS 28!!! She is 28!!!! 28 going on 38!!! MiniVan Bob, MiniVan cardigan, MiniVan shorts… MiniVan Swoon! But the shoes… the shoes rock. Full Story

But would you smell her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Her music, her voice… absolutely 100%. Oh baby baby, We Belong Together. But just because Mariah sells records, does it mean Mariah will sell fragrance? Do I want to sound like Mariah? Of course. Do I want to smell like Mariah Carey? Not that I think she smells bad but… no??? And still, if Britney could make millions hawking cologne, I suppose Mariah can too. Full Story

Celebrity Mash-ups & Cleo Magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Shameless self promotion ahead – skip the next if you can’t handle. Was honoured when Cleo Magazine in Australia asked me to write an article on Celebrity Mash-ups for their July issue with Keira Knightley on the cover. Point of the project – who should be together and why? Thanks to Gemma for setting up the opportunity! Full Story