Isaiah Washington: A Gay-cist AND a Liar

January 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And a f&cking moron too. Next time you try to cover up calling your friend and colleague a Faggot, don’t do it in front a hundred journalists ready to eat you alive. First Katherine Heigl went for his throat, now TR Knight is – rightly so – going in for the kill. And NOT on Oprah! Hee. Sorry…not a laughing matter. Full Story

Victoria Beckham: The One-up Friend

January 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you have a friend like this? Are you surprised that Posh is a friend like this? At The Ivy for dinner last night, because it’s the most private place in the world, Katie with her new BFF and neighbour dressed tastefully expensively casz in jeans and a jacket, very little makeup, hair unstyled – actually really cute. Full Story

Cam Diaz: Hermy AND Desperate?

January 17, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Girl needs to learn how to get over a break up because I can smell her desperation from over here. Flirting with Leo? Good. Stalking JT and losing her sh-t on Jessica Biel? Not just not good...it"s f&cking pathetic. Apparently Cam saw Pip chatting up Jessica at one of the parties and in a jealous, insecure rage proceeded to tear a strip off of her ridiculously perky ass which is consistent with Us Weekly"s report last week about Cam"s possessive behaviour throughout their relationship, going so far as to cockblock a few eager ladies last year who wanted to approach Justin at a club. Full Story

Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Dear Gossips, I would like to make love to Meryl Streep. That’s all. And for the love of Buddha…would Warren Beatty please shut the f&ck up??? Dude! Get OFF the stage!!! As for the awards themselves…well…every year there’s a surprise at The Globes – this year was the year of Ugly Betty. Don’t know if I agree but I do love America Ferrara. And at the risk of sounding Oprah rah-rah-rah, I especially love what America Ferrara is supposed to stand for. But enough of the nice…let’s pull out our bitches, shall we? The Golden Globes, the moments, the fashion, the good, the bad, the ass… The Wrap-Up is below, the post-party gossip to follow in the morning. Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for updates, and my apologies for the poor performance of the site. Am trying to accommodate the extra traffic, can I trouble you for a little more of your patience? Thank you, love you, owe you. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Too many articles to fit on one page so to get more, go to the very bottom post, open it up, and at the end of the text, click on each successive article til the end.

Isaiah vs Katherine Heigl: The Gay-cist Returns

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More Grey’s drama, more homophobia – what the F&CK is wrong with this prick? Last night in the backroom, the cast was celebrating their GG win in front of the press, there was a question about “the incident”, at which point Isaiah hogged the mike and said the following: “No, I did not call T.R. Full Story

The Posh Parties, The Posh Shops

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Conveniently in LA for one of the biggest parties of the year, Posh partied with the Sci set last night post-Globes as Leah Remini proceeded to order everyone around. As you can see, that Thetan finger appears to wield even more influence than the GMD and his childbride. But enough about the crazy, let’s focus instead on the Chav. Full Story

The Golden Globes Wrap-Up

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First things first… Ummm…. Joaquin Phoenix? And that deep voice? Loin quiveration all over again. Makes me want to reconsider. Next… I refuse to write about Sharon Stone. Period. Finally… It’s not about looking “nice”. Nice is for you and me and WE are not THEM. They have access, they have resources, they have stylists, they have photographers on staff to capture every possible bad angle for analysis and eventual avoidance. Full Story

Worst Dressed: Sienna Miller

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Talk about a kiss ass. Wearing Marchesa, designed by Georgina Chapman who also happens to be dating Harvey Weinstein, Sienna’s patron producer….how convenient, non? And we appear to have a new SJP in our midst – the salivating puppy eager for approval, coveting your praise as “Best Dressed”, Sienna the most Stylish, Sienna the fashion trendsetter…except she’s never deserved it and she STILL doesn’t deserve it, especially not after tonight. Full Story

Best Bitch & Clutch: the Perfect Pitts

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you stop looking at Angelina Jolie? I can’t stop looking at Angelina Jolie. And about the dress… do I love the dress? Well..the dress is ok. But the dress on HER is something else. And that’s the thing about Angie, I suppose. She’ll never be a conventional clothes horse because you’ll never really look at the clothes when she’s in them anway, you know what I mean? As for the clutch – as expected, she hung off of him all night, close embraces along the carpet, shoulder to shoulder during dinner, and the most intimate caress at the very end of the show after the Babel win, her hand on the back of his neck… did you catch that? Tender and sexy at the same time – a cleverly timed glimpse into their private hotness but still, when it looks that good, who cares if they’re campaigning? As for why she blew off Ryan Seacrest, as I understand it, she wanted to hang back and give Brad the spotlight but when faced with a series of inane questions, she apparently cut Ryan off and walked away. Full Story

Best Dressed: Reese Witherspoon

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The best. The best I have ever seen her…EVER. The perfect combination of sass and sensibility, with just the right amount of pizzazz, without being inappropriate, without encroaching on anyone else’s entitlement, courting the hip without alienating the MiniVan… Single Reese is frickin’ sexy. And all of a sudden, Single Reese has great taste. Full Story

Most Desperate: Cameron Diaz

January 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh it was bad, it was more than bad – in fact it was actually worse than bad… Worse than bad is embarrassing and pathetic and this is what happened to Cameron Diaz. Like a child who tries too hard, who holds on too tight, who wants it so much, you can smell the desperation like an open wound, Cam wanted so badly to celebrate single and throw it in his face and she came up miserably short. Full Story