Little Lila is identical

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Source Kate Moss’s daughter Lila Grace, pictured here with her mother and Kelly Osbourne in Malibu. As you can see, Lila looks a LOT like mum. Very cute, same slight overbite – I LOVE Kate’s overbite. But don’t love that Lila has to hang around the junkie. Full Story

Chip & Pepper but not Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will add to an already overwhelming workload on top of catering to the likes of Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

It’s Called a Sense of Humour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Celebrities claim they hate doing press. To a certain extent, I can understand that. You get asked the same questions over and over again, sometimes for weeks, sometimes for months. It’s boring, it’s restricting, it’s suffocating… But so is filing paperwork. Or answering the phone. Full Story

The Future Lindsay vs Hilary?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Both 16 this year, both singing, dancing, and acting sensations – Jamie Lynn Spears needs no introduction, Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, with whom she has been estranged since childhood. Child stars pimped for profit, always a recipe for disaster, non? And I don’t mean to be mean, I’d certainly rather my smutty sense turn off in this situation but given the dramatic lives of their predecessors, it’s hard not to wonder – who’ll go first? Both attended the Kids’ Choice Awards at the weekend but while Jamie Lynn glowed healthy in orange, can’t say the same for Emma. Full Story

John Mayer: Shame Face Down Under

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica is traveling with him on tour, they’ve arrived in Australia, but not even a different continent can change John’s expression: dude still looks shamed by his own c*ck. I particularly like the one where she appears to be trying to tell him something. Again, not that you can ever reliably deduce anything from just one photo, but it looks to me like he’s in pain, as if to say: Holy f&ck you idiot, please don’t talk to me unless I’m pissing on you. Full Story

On the Knut Bandwagon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

2nd annual Vanity Fair Green Issue – Leo on the cover and he looks hot. But hot as he is, Leo is not the star. Little Knut is the star. They were shot separately by Annie Leibovitz, put together for the cover, and these are a couple of the adorable outtakes from Knut’s shoot. I like the one where he’s crashed out at his keeper’s feet. Full Story

Monday, April 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

LOVED workin’ the Junos. Even though it felt like 20 below on the carpet, something about a music event – a rock event – kinda elevated the experience to a whole new level. Hundreds and hundreds of young fans lined up in the freezing cold, screamed their faces off spontaneously, still enthusiastic after waiting for several hours…it’s really rather endearing. Made me remember Duran Duran way back.

A few more Juno observations below.

Monday – travel day, blogging on the fly, refresh often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. My regards to the Holmes Girls – thank you, love you, owe you.
PPS. Haven’t slept, short sentences and typos - please forgive?
PPPS. Hope grows and grows! Britney at the Laker Game on Friday actually looking pretty – can you believe it? See below. And the thing about those wigs – it’s the pony that makes it look cheap. Hanging down and loose it’s actually not bad…non?
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Posh on Vacay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

Skiing in France. Bitch never takes a style day off, does she? The headband ROCKS…but have you ever seen anyone wear ski gear and still look skinny? Only my Posh. See my Posh flaunting her fabulous chalet patio, enjoying her après–ski well in view of the pappies. Just to rub it in a little more. Full Story

Claire Danes: Karma Face is Forever?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

At a movie premiere a few nights ago in NYC. So it’s been a few months since her split from Billy Crudup. And now she’s dating Hugh Dancy who allegedly makes out with boys too. Supposedly the two relationships overlapped which is absolutely poetic justice for Billy but doesn’t it also make Claire Danes is a homewrecker AND a cheater? Perhaps that explains the lingering Karma Face? Girl is 27 and she easily looks 10 years older, particularly around the eyes. Full Story

Charlize: the gorgessity and the finger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2007 12:00:00 April 2, 2007 12:00:00

From last week but overlooked – Charlize Theron upstaging Hilary Swank at the premiere of The Reaping. Legs that run forever, total gorgessity, especially those shoes. Must have those shoes. But although she’s head to toe perfection, that finger is freakin’ me out! Is it just me or is that finger unnaturally long??? Maybe it’s just me. Full Story