Here it is!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 11:04:20 October 23, 2007 11:04:20

Oh sh-t. It’s cuter than I thought it would be... OK Magazine secured the first photo confirming their status as a couple – Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylllenhaal in matching outfits and matching shades and get this… next to her, he ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD IN PANTS!!! Confession: I squealed. Full Story

George & The Geminis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 00:00:00 October 23, 2007 00:00:00

Canada’s television awards go down this coming Sunday in Regina and for the first time, they will be hosted by George Stroumboulopoulos who, judging by how many of you wanted to add him to your Freebie Five, has clearly but inadvertently become a Canadian heartthrob. Totally agree. Am told George is personally overseeing many aspects of the show this weekend – hopefully he’ll sex it up a bit. Full Story

Rossum < Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 10:14:48 October 23, 2007 10:14:48

You know it’s bad when Paris Hilton has a hotter career than you do. This is Emmy Rossum’s reality. And this is why aside from trying and failing miserably to become a singer, Emmy’s only professional activity is walking every carpet – no matter what the event – she’s invited to, as often as possible, wearing a variation of the same dress as always and pointing those doe eyes at the camera until the person on the other side of the lens dry heaves from the sweetness. Full Story

The New Leader

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 09:34:08 October 23, 2007 09:34:08

Cate Blanchett’s The Golden Age has not made the impact most predicted. As such, her performance is no longer being regarded as an Oscar favourite. Angelina Jolie’s role in A Mighty Heart is still holding up but the film was released early – back in June – and Academy memories can be short. Full Story

Boleyn Sucks?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 09:04:27 October 23, 2007 09:04:27

At Book Club last night, we actually talked about heading to see it together - the film adaptation of a book we read and discussed a couple of years ago called The Other Boleyn Girl starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. Boleyn was supposed to be an Oscar contender, with a release date originally scheduled for December when award season hopefuls try and sneak in under eligibility deadlines. Full Story

In Your Dreams, Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 08:38:05 October 23, 2007 08:38:05

Golddigging makes you delusional – see Kevin Federline’s recording career. This time, the Golddigging Delusions have hit the Master. And hard. Still at an impasse with Sir Paul on their divorce settlement, Heather Mills is now in America apparently negotiating a Hollywood film about her life. Full Story

The First Sci Wives Club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 00:00:00 October 23, 2007 00:00:00

Here are Kelly Preston and John Travolta at the Hollywood Awards last night, ever the perfect couple, devoted to each other and of course to their Church. Word is, she is Xenu’s most loyal disciple and the one responsible for keeping him in check, especially when he falls off the spaceship … which actually wasn’t too long ago. Full Story

The Manly Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 07:29:07 October 23, 2007 07:29:07

Askmen.com has unveiled its annual “Man’s Man” list of 2007 asking over a million Askmen.com readers to vote not on who is sexiest or hottest or most beautiful but on men who represent MAN…which is why NEITHER Tom Cruise nor Three Whiskers Orly Bloom have made the grade. Full Story

Monday, October 22, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So Mike Myers is a total diva? What a shocker. More on that later. Also today… Reese and Jakey – exclusive on their Roman getaway: where they were and how they were. Two words: still together.

Of course there’s Britney. New lips, same attitude, back together with her children, and more chicken fried than ever.

And multiple sightings of the GMD – and Little Sci – now that the family is back in America. He presents his wife…he also presents his daughter.

Monday – am online all day, check back often. Also – have been posting a lot lately. Don’t forget to scroll down, click on “view more articles” to catch up on items you’ve missed.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

New Quiver on the Block

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

If you’ve seen Across the Universe, you need no introduction. If not, you must. And then you’ll need no explanation. Jim Sturgess will ROCK YOUR LOINS. And you will want him to sing to you, and to kiss you in the middle of a smoky, crowded pool hall with both hands on either side of your face, smelling of beer and man musk and cigarettes before taking you by the hand running out the door as Lucy in the Sky builds to a throbbing crescendo in the background and a floating fountain materialises out of nowhere as you both splash around with abandon underneath a ceiling of exploding fireworks… Le sigh. Full Story