Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Like an idiot I was lured by a sunny evening and chose golf instead of setting my PVR for the Princes’ interview. Bless MSNBC.com. If you missed it, click here to watch in its entirety. Have been weepy all morning at the archival footage of Diana and her boys.

Sigh.

So is Second Sci on the way? Yet again…speculation based solely on the highly unreliable Bump Watch. I officially hate Bump Watch.

Tuesday, blogging all day, refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Daily Bitch... Please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Nicole Richie is fighting for her right to get high and drive the wrong way on a freeway. TMZ is reporting that she will plead not guilty to try to avoid prison time for her DUI – her 2nd. If convicted, Nicole will spend a measly 5 days behind bars – significantly less time than Hollywood Ebola. Full Story

The Man Coloured Pedi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Your opinion? I’m undecided. Because if David Beckham decided to rock some wine coloured toes, I’d be all over it. My husband however? Nuh uh. I can’t even imagine asking him. The other day as we were heading out to the golf course I suggested he style his out of control hair so I wouldn’t have to be seen with a pre-cut John Mayer wannabe. Full Story

RoboBride Beach Body!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Sorry…it’s GMD-connected overload today but they’re out in full force and they won’t be stopped! Katie and Little Sci enjoying some mother daughter time at the beach in Cannes. And again, just have to say again…I love the little one. I love her!!! Apparently the Cruises didn’t want to bother with an ultra private secluded part a la plage, opting instead to mingle with the gawkers. Full Story

MiniVan Swoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Katie, Tom, and Little Sci at the du Cap today, apparently heading out for some beach time in Cannes. Tom got a haircut and wears linen pants poorly. Little Sci is adorable. And Katie? KATIE IS 28!!! She is 28!!!! 28 going on 38!!! MiniVan Bob, MiniVan cardigan, MiniVan shorts… MiniVan Swoon! But the shoes… the shoes rock. Full Story

But would you smell her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Her music, her voice… absolutely 100%. Oh baby baby, We Belong Together. But just because Mariah sells records, does it mean Mariah will sell fragrance? Do I want to sound like Mariah? Of course. Do I want to smell like Mariah Carey? Not that I think she smells bad but… no??? And still, if Britney could make millions hawking cologne, I suppose Mariah can too. Full Story

Celebrity Mash-ups & Cleo Magazine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

Shameless self promotion ahead – skip the next if you can’t handle. Was honoured when Cleo Magazine in Australia asked me to write an article on Celebrity Mash-ups for their July issue with Keira Knightley on the cover. Point of the project – who should be together and why? Thanks to Gemma for setting up the opportunity! Full Story

Fondle Me Homo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

New Travolta interview with The Toronto Star to promote Hairspray, predicted to be one of the top earners at the box office earners this summer. Really??? Call me Cruise and maybe I just hang with the wrong people because no one I know is going to see Hairspray. Are you going to see Hairspray? Will you pay to see John revel in being a woman? From the sounds of it, he really did revel in it. Full Story

Toe Jam Incognito

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

The Beckhams at Heathrow en route to Singapore and Victoria of course is wearing the most flight appropriate footwear, jamming her toes into a pair of lovely stilettos. His yellow hat in combination with her black one and that unbelievably gorgeous silver bag make for a rather inconspicuous outing, don’t you think? Victoria Beckham: Coming to America will air on NBC in the US and has now been picked by CTV in Canada. Full Story

Booty Call 101: Clooney vs Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2007 00:00:00 June 19, 2007 00:00:00

After gallivanting with Cam at her best across Europe last week, Justin Timberlake evidently needed a booty call. Enter Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Problem is, he was just quoted in a tabloid calling her clingy. And her publicist probably didn’t appreciate that. Which is probably why the Pip sent for her and backtracked on his “step off” stance from last week, inviting her to join him in Stockholm for the Swedish leg of his tour, bringing her on his private plane, joined also by his best friend and his mum… not unlike George Clooney. Full Story