The Bangs Suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 07:59:34 January 31, 2008 07:59:34

Looking at Kate Hudson is like walking into a kitchen with cookies baking in the oven. She is comfort cute. Love her. Love that million dollar smile. Love her perky body. But not feeling the bangs. The bangs are too towny. Also not crazy about that business floating around her neck on that collar. Obviously the wind makes it worse but still… with that body, she should be working the tightness instead, non? Still… it’s Kate. Full Story

The Battle for Britney: Lynne wins!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 07:53:43 January 31, 2008 07:53:43

As mentioned earlier, Sam Lutfi was calling the shots at the hospital re: Britney’s medical care. Now is reporting that Lynne and Jamie have wrested power from the creepy manager and are now in full control of their daughter’s progress. Full Story

Baby Made Him Hot Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 07:29:58 January 31, 2008 07:29:58

But can it erase the images of him all greasy monkey practising yoga and sh*t? Thank Xenu Matthew McConaughey is wearing clothes again. And looking much hotter than he has in over a year. The hair cut works, the orange has been kept to a minimum, and the devotion to his baby mother is adorable… all of a sudden, Matthew is palatable anew. Full Story

Katherine Heigl… Most Desirable?????

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 06:24:21 January 31, 2008 06:24:21

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? has compiled its annual list of Top 99 Most Desirable Women using feedback from readers and staff and ranking women by “intelligence, humour, charisma, and ambition” as well as “sex appeal and beauty”. Full Story

Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:51:48 January 31, 2008 05:51:48

It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her. Full Story

Second Sci vs the Second Coming?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:15:02 January 31, 2008 05:15:02

Of course the GMD would want to crash this party… especially since the MiniVan Majority loves Hollywood baby fever. Besides, why pass up an opportunity to trump his ex wife Granny Freeze? But seriously… can you imagine how f&cking pissed Nicole Kidman would be? Prematurely believing she would own the spotlight with her long-awaited pregnancy, all off a sudden, Brad and Angelina come along to blow her frozen forehead out the water with the eagerly anticipated arrival of the Second Coming, whose birth will undoubtedly cause just as much worldwide over the top frenzy as the delivery of its sister the Chosen One Shiloh nearly two years ago. Full Story

Britney Committed, Sam in Control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 00:00:00 January 31, 2008 00:00:00

Drama chez Spears as she kept everyone up again last night as phones rang off the hook starting just after midnight. Here’s the breakdown: - There’s been a plan in motion for days to commit Britney. This explains her parents reassertion into her life. NB - she DID NOT attempt suicide. Did. Full Story

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am en route to Phoenix today on assignment for eTalk at the Superbowl! Will try to avoid infection as Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is hosting a party. Loose rumours are flying around that JT will be celebrating his birthday on Super Thursday. Will keep you posted. Especially if Shelfy Biel decides to cling along.

Starting tonight, it’s all about the parties. Am on party duty and will be delivering the smut!

Wednesday – blogging on the fly.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Hugh Jackman is not married to the lesbian in question in question. And not Patrick Dempsey’s either. But maybe she should be. It might fix that permascowl.

Ryan Honoured

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2008 07:27:23 January 30, 2008 07:27:23

A freshly shaved Ryan Gosling last night, honoured at the Santa Barbara Film Festival for his work on the indie circuit. Prefer him a little scruffier but love that he clearly cares about clothing, without getting over “Beckham” about it. And a cheeky sense of humour too. His suit at the SAGs was the hotness. Full Story

Mid-Week Midfielder Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2008 07:09:12 January 30, 2008 07:09:12

As mentioned yesterday, Becks is in Brazil pimping some new luxury resort and posing for beautiful pictures. Seriously…why hire some twat in a bikini when a shirtless David Beckham can open chequebooks and spread legs? Here he is, gorgeous and tanned and happy and showing off a new tattoo on his left arm surrounding the inscription of his wife’s name. Full Story

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

“I’ve never been the one to emphasise anything on my looks…”

Said Jessica Alba to Matt Lauer on The Today Show while promoting The Eye, her new sh*t movie. Never one to trade on what she looks like… oh really?

Just a few Alba GQ photos attached below. You will note, she was not forced at gunpoint to participate in these shoots. In fact, judging from this video it actually looks like she was good and willing. But then again, GQ only features “thespians” on its cover, right?

Bitch… please!!!

It’s Tuesday, will be online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Alina: Happy 25th Birthday… Love, Agnes

PPS. And to Lara S from Paul her fiancé and getting married in May. Happy Birthday and congratulations!