Look Out Shelf Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

It’s an evil thing we girls do…especially if we’re the ex. At one point or another, we all have…and don’t lie. Two weeks ago, an item somehow found its way into People Magazine – something about Justin Timberlake being totally in love with Jessica Biel, likely leaked by her clever, clever publicist. Full Story

Senile, see?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

With Rosie gone, Barbara Walters has apparently resorted to befriending Paris Hilton for ratings, not only eager to defend her but very open to the idea of having Hollywood Ebola host the show. Can you imagine? Can you imagine what Rosie would have done? Can you imagine if Rosie was still on? Rosie going chest to chest with that dirty skank and tearing her a new asshole? But of course not. Full Story

Hello Hotness on a Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

Harry on the cover of this week’s Hello Canada - article discussing what’s become a “PR disaster” for the royal family and how his escapades with the Cowboy bimbos in Calgary will affect the concert and his relationship with his family. Quick note on the Cowboys issue – I was apparently remiss in saying it was just like Hooters yesterday. Full Story

Homo’s Hidden Hours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

Most insightful interview ever: John Travolta in the latest issue of Parade talking family life, Church life, and drag life. Is amazing! And intriguing too… Consider this – John says that in order to thwart the pappies and establish a normalcy around their family life without sacrificing privacy he, Kelly, and the kids sleep during the day and stay up half the night. Full Story

Which One…or Both?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

This is Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, niece of Julia Roberts, now the star of the film version of Nancy Drew. Here she is shopping in New York this week and at the premiere a few days ago. Hate to do this but, well, at 16 she has the eyes of a 30 year old. My mother speaks hauntingly of such eyes – she says these are the kinds of eyes more susceptible to seeing ghosts. Full Story

Poor Jen the Victim Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

You thought the Pity Era was over, didn’t you? The crying, the ocean-shouting, the bring-your-own-hanky Pilates parties full of self discovery and “closure… you thought we had moved on, right? Unfortunately for Jennifer Aniston, Pity is a constant state of mind. And so it goes again, Pity when her marriage dissolved, Pity when another woman gave Brad babies, Pity when Vince wouldn’t step up, Pity when Vince flirted with some London lass caught on camera, now Pity Encore because her new model boyfriend Paul Sculfor is a former drug addict who snorted coke once before meeting Mandela and who may or may not be using Jen to get a leg up in Hollywood. Full Story

WTF???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

Several weeks ago, one of the UK rags took a photo of Cate Blanchett from the worst possible angle at the Costume Institute Gala and called her anorexic. She was and is not anorexic. This morning they printed this photo of the incomparably beautiful Kate Winslet with the following caption: Perhaps it"s a little too figure-hugging, Kate? What. Full Story

KatE with a Cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

It’s KatE now, remember? Kate with an “E”, no longer Katie, but since it wasn’t working, perhaps the GMD forced a haircut? The Church not happy with the notion of a Child Bride? Perhaps. Or perhaps too extreme a suggestion and still here is a much more mature looking Katie Holmes showing off a much shorter ‘do. Full Story

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Have finally caught up on all the Entourage I’ve missed during travels…and first 2 episodes of Season 4. Drama does this thing at the very end of 4.1 that will kill you, promise. Have to tell you, it’s kinda trippy watching it now that I have a thing for Adrian Grenier and can’t stand that tiny twat Kevin Connolly.

It was a bit confusing the schedule this season but to clarify: Season 3 just wrapped, Season 4 starts up immediately on Sunday June 17th on The Movie Network and Movie Central in Canada and on HBO in America. Had the opportunity to screen a preview – you will love, love, love.

Bit of nostalgia last night – Signs was on tv. Joaquin Phoenix minus the Elvis bloat with short hair and a supertoned body – sooo beautiful. Sigh. I miss him. But you know the wagon? That wagon? The wagon is like 2 towns away. Trust.

Still, I was riveted for an hour watching that movie, watching Mel Gibson before he lost his sh-t. Riveted even though the DVD is sitting on my shelf. Why is it that movies are on occasion better on tv with commercials than they are any time any day in your own home with no interruptions? Is it just me?

Am thrilled about your enthusiasm over the Roots Bag giveaway. One more day to enter – good luck!

Tuesday, online all day, new posts updated throughout.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Sounds like most of you are agreement that that senile old hag Barbara Walters needs to step off. I played back her bullsh*t message from jail yesterday on The View and that moment when she rebuked Joy for cracking a joke about Paris – because who hasn’t cracked a joke about Paris??? – the way Barbara comes to the Ebola defence, the way she openly smacked down one of her girls for a Hilton? Oh there is a side alright. There is a side and she picked it. Just like she picked Donald’s side…and the side of everyone else who can do her a favour. So much for integrity in reporting. The View, I’m done.

The Poor Player Perv

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2007 00:00:00 June 12, 2007 00:00:00

So maybe Zach Braff isn’t George Clooney but seriously…does he seriously have to stoop to this? At the very least he’s on a hit tv show. And he wrote and directed an acclaimed first feature. And he won a Grammy for a wicked soundtrack. And he dated Mandy Moore. And everyone knows that in Hollywood the quirky guy always gets the girls… Which is why it’s so baffling that Zach Braff has to resort to frat loser tactics that might not even fly in a small town Hooters, or even a sleazy bar in Calgary Alberta, let alone on the ladies of New York City. Full Story

Making it work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2007 00:00:00 June 12, 2007 00:00:00

In spite of the rumoured rowing and the knock down dirty fights behind closed doors, in spite of her ego at the expense of his ego, and the adoption and the adoption publicity, through thick and thin and injury, Madge and Guy are making it work…still together after all the ups and downs, now going on 7 years of marriage. Full Story