Jack & Rose Reunited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

Titanic was on tv the other day. I watched for a bit and even though I saw it twice 10 years ago, it was like seeing it again for the first time – I think I discarded every scene but the cheesy ones from memory. Anyway…they both looked SO young. And Titanic Leo was SUCH a Pipsqueak Leo. And his floppy hair was SO Tiger Beat Leo. Full Story

Fag & Hag go the show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

Last night at the premiere of Curtains, a new musical on Broadway – SJP and dapper dandy Matthew Broderick made an appearance displaying about as much chemistry and fondness as I do with my own Main ‘Mo Darren. Darren and I went for manicures the other day. Then we went for Greek food and complained about carbohydrates. Full Story

The GMD & Robobride answer back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2007 12:00:00 March 23, 2007 12:00:00

On the heels of Janice Min’s gutsy cover, the GMD and his wife played dress up at a gala last night in his honour. As you would expect, Katie was perfectly manicured, Tom was all smiles and all adoring. Would it surprise you then if People Online runs a photo and a quote later on today about how “marvelously happy” they are together? And how “amazing and magnificent” it is for her to be a mother to Little Sci and Connor and Isabella? Am watching closely, stay tuned. Full Story

Thursday, March 22, 2007
Dear Gossips, Broken record, am sorry… but must. Feel like a tool every Wednesday night, or each Wednesday that Friday Night Lights is on. Because the show ends and I have to hug myself. Because it’s THAT good. Which is, like, the corniest cheeseball thing to say, not unlike any Celine Dion fan, but still I keep doing it and there’s a reason why every television critic and every screenwriter and everyone who’s ever bothered to watch an episode is looking their sh-t over the Friday Night Lights. So if you’re not watching and you STILL think it’s simply about Football or High School - you are dead wrong. In fact, the Chicago Tribune just called it revolutionary television. Revolutionary enough for NBC to spare it? There are positive signs…Hope lives. Thursday, real time blogging all day, check back often for fresh smut. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Gorgessity: Geri Halliwell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

She had a baby and she got YOUNGER. Check out Geri yesterday looking fresh and cute and soooo pretty and fit. As for the Spice Reunion? Apparently all the girls have agreed to one but have not decided when. It has to be a huge splash, it has to have a charitable component, and it has to be after they all have their babies and get skinny again…which likely means at the very, very, very least six months. Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Avril Lavigne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Being Canadian, I am “supposed” to like Avril Lavigne. But why? She’s an irritating whiney little punk. And worse yet – she’s a one trick pony. I will say however that I like the style evolution. I do think she looks good. But then she opens her mouth, and then she sings, and she tries to front all “original” but it’s the same old same old all over again and it’s hard to imagine anyone over 20 getting into the music, which she says is what it’s all about. Full Story

The Daily Bitchslap: Rosie on Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Hell yeah. Is Rosie a loudmouth hag? Sure. Is she obnoxious? Yep. Is she always right? Of course not. But on squeaky clean daytime, on squeaky clean tv period, when none of the hard questions are ever asked, when ass kissing is the prevailing standard… I’ll take Rosie’s rants any time. Especially when she’s railing against that skank tramp Dina Lohan. Full Story

Tom Cruise “Psychopathic”? Katie a Puppet?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Balls to the Wall. Only way to describe Janice Min and Us Weekly…Love, love, love.   This week’s issue – Inside Katie’s Prison, I’ve just read the details and it is juicy, dirty smut...the BEST kind! Apparently he controls her every move, he screens her calls, he is making decisions about her career, she is crying for hours at a time on the phone with Victoria Beckham, and as punishment for that and for Posh not wanting to play with Scientology, he refused to let Katie go to Milan with Vicky recently to hook up with Roberto Cavalli. Full Story

Another on the Verge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Depressed and directionless and bitterly disappointed over recent professional failures and feeling stifled by a ruthless mentor, she is apparently on the verge – like a Britney verge. Except in her case, she’s lucky the pappies don’t have so much access. Wild, wild partying and an endless cocktail of serious drugs supplied by an unsavoury group of new friends who are as degenerate as they come, relentlessly pushing their poisons into her body. Full Story

Natalie Portman: No Drama but No Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

In the stinking star cellpool filled with Lilos and Hiltons, the alternative doesn’t have to be the Taupe Extreme. Because while Jennifer Garner may be adorable Violet’s mother and scandal-free and goody goody, she’s also boring as all f&ck. But it IS possible to be interesting without joining the Hollywood Slut Brigade, isn’t it? I think yes. Full Story

Demi the new Dina?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2007 12:00:00 March 22, 2007 12:00:00

Photos of Rumer Willis, oldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, that were taken from her Facebook and now making the rounds across the web. At first glance, totally looks like a normal teenage getting wild. We were all there, we all did it. But there is something about Rumer’s expression, non? Rumer lives in Hollywood. Full Story