MJ Loves LC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 07:37:41 September 5, 2007 07:37:41

Bet your boob job Heidi won’t be modelling during NYC Fashion Week this year. And the runway during LA fashion week so doesn’t count. Word is, Lauren Conrad will be walking for Marc Jacobs at his show – a huge honour indeed. Lauren of course is launching her own fashion label. She wore her own design to the Teen Choice Awards last week … you likey? I’m indifferent. Full Story

Dandy tries to Man-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 07:06:06 September 5, 2007 07:06:06

Jude Law is trying to man-up. Arrested yesterday for allegedly kicking the sh-t out of a photographer who was taking photos of his children, Jude was detained by police and released on bail, scheduled to return to court next month. Jude claims he was trying to protect this children, the paparazzo is claiming that his camera was still in his bag and that Jude called him a pedophile before trying to wrest the man’s camera away from him. Full Story

Daring and Defiant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 06:32:10 September 5, 2007 06:32:10

Most of you seem convinced she has an eating disorder. And when the Daily Mail suggested that her thinness contributed to the death of a young girl who died of starvation, Keira Knightley fought back, suing the paper and winning in court, refusing to apologise for her body, insisting she eats, insisting she is healthy, and growing more and more irritated by accusations otherwise. Full Story

A Spears Smear Campaign?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 06:13:10 September 5, 2007 06:13:10

Let’s be clear – of course she’s severely lacking as a parent. Of course. But just because she sucks, it doesn’t make the alternative, Kevin Federline, a winner either. It does however, given that he’s a master golddigger, make her easy to extort. Which is essentially what clever KFed appears to be doing. Full Story

Halle Berry tests the Celebrity Baby Theory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 05:52:10 September 5, 2007 05:52:10

Halle and Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey are expecting a baby! "Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I"ve waited a long time for this moment in my life." Indeed she has. After two failed marriages with two dickheads, Halle has found love at 41 with a total babe…who also happens to be the sweetest thing. Full Story

TIFF Thanks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 05:50:27 September 5, 2007 05:50:27

I’m sorry to do this but covering a film festival for two weeks means a lot of help is required. If you have no interest in my public appreciation for sponsors, click away…but you might miss a giveaway clue. Love and thanks to Joyce Ma at Tension Full Story

Bonding Time and Brad Talks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 05:20:48 September 5, 2007 05:20:48

After a quick glam weekend to Venice and Deauville, the Family Pitt is back in NYC where Brad and George Clooney are reuniting onscreen for a new film called Burn After Reading. Last night, Bradfhooked up with Spike Lee and his son at the Yankee game, where he took Maddox for some father son bonding. Full Story

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

After a summer’s worth of pseudo-celebrities saturating the smut market, September’s arrival means the true A list is emerging from vacation to get back to work and reclaim the headlines. F*ck Paris Hilton. Never mind Jessica Biel. The real stars are coming out to play. And this includes the long-awaited return of a beloved badboy – welcome back Colin Farrell and the hotness known simply as Ewan.

With two film festivals running concurrently (Venice & Deauville) and a third about to begin on Thursday – TIFF!!! – my cups are brimming with smut. As such, today’s column will be a long one. Catching up on the heavy weekend that was and leading into a fresh week… make sure you scroll down and click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES at the bottom of the page so you don’t miss any posts.

Also… the site may be pounded today by back to work/school traffic. We are testing a new server and hope that it can accommodate the recent increase in readership. So sorry in advance for the trouble. Hopefully, to make it up to you, there will be some swag giveaway throughout the week! For your support and patience – thank you, love you, owe you.

Am headed to Toronto today, madly posting before the flight.

VMAs less than a week away and everyone is descending on TIFF! Welcome back! It’s a mad, mad, mad week ahead!

Yours in gossip,


Downhill from Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 11:21:05 September 4, 2007 11:21:05

Although there’s only one direction after Johnny Depp, non? And I suppose, at the very least, it looks like Kate Moss isn’t back together with Pete Doherty in spite of UK tabloids reporting of a five day secret shack-up at Claridges last week. They are however quickly jumping on a new lead – something about Kate spending an inordinate amount of time with this fellow, a musician called Jamie Hince…they were supposedly inseparable during an all night bender. Full Story

Maggie! Lovely!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2007 09:59:42 September 4, 2007 09:59:42

Jakey G’s sister replaced Kate Moss in Agent Provocateur’s new ad campaign – here’s the first look… love, love, love. I LOVE Maggie Gyllenhaal. And I love that AP chose Maggie Gyllenhaal. I love that so many people are claiming to be put off by the photos – because she’s not model pretty, because she’s not a conventional supermodel freak of nature with a C cups, a 22 inch waist, and a tiny but ridiculously round and poppin’ bottom. Full Story