Sarah Silverman Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

“In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail. The judge says it’s going to be a no-frills things. That is ridiculous. She is going to get special treatment. For instance, to make her more comfortable in jail, I heard the guards were going to paint the bars like penises. I know, I think it’s wrong, too. Full Story

MTV Movie Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Johnny Depp showed up to accept on behalf of Pirates. Because Johnny Depp is not above it. So uncheesy, so sincere, uncomfortable in the environment, yes, but still. Still, always, forever…SO cool. In his 40s and still the coolest man in the building. Sigh. Anyway, the awards themselves don’t matter, do they? All that matters is who wore what and that Cam D kicked some Biel shelf ass on the carpet. Full Story

Smut Soiree Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

What’s up Toronto? Quick reminder: Thursday night is Gossip Night! Click here for more details Brought to you by the girls of The Society, at the Roots Flagship Store, 100 Bloor West, come for Smut and Champagne courtesy of Perrier-Jouet and then detox with a naturopath, offering assessment and screenings on site, follow that up with some wine and treats, and go home with a gift bag… Can"t wait to see you there! About The Society:Adding fun and frivolity into Toronto’s social calendar, Amanda Blakely and Ashleigh Dempster founded The Society – a unique social club that offers compelling events and activities for its 700-plus members. Full Story

½ McGosling in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Ryan Gosling arrived in Vancouver on Friday. Saw him that night at Opus Hotel. Rachel McAdams was supposed to join him but there was a last minute schedule change – no details as to why. Bottom line is, am told that as of last week at least, they were still an item. Tight source. Anyway - Friday night, was having drinks at Elixir at Opus. Full Story

Taupe & Polka Dots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Ben Affleck at Joe Kindregan’s high school graduation on Friday. Joe suffers from ataxia-telangiectasia, a rare, degenerative disease. They became fast friends several years ago after the Make A Wish Foundation sent Joe to one of Ben’s premieres and they have remained close through it all… very very sweet that Ben showed up to support his bud. Full Story

Punk Ass Recycle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Avril Lavigne on the set of her new video shooting what looks to be an astounding creative achievement, something we’ve never seen before, least of all from her. Skulls and skateboards and scooters, acting all crazy and poser bad ass with an equally bad ass group of friends…and Oh.My.God…she’s, like, breaking new ground by expressing herself through graffiti – pink and black and a plaid skirt with fishnets. Full Story

Please.Stop.Talking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Seriously…what is with Angelina Jolie’s brother? Dude is missing the memo – clearly not looped in with the Pitt publicity machine or perhaps not as skilled as his sister and brother-in-law in the art of media manipulation. And if that’s the case, maybe it’s time to take him off the Team? Because James Haven sucks at sympathy spinning. Full Story

Cheekbones & Man-pris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

Keira and Rupert Friend – not sure if these were “choreographed” as well but as you can see, all is well of late with Keira’s heart as both have curbed bad habits – an exception among her peers these days, all things considered. And while Rupe with short hair is a huge improvement, the tennis player hawk face doesn’t do it for me. Full Story

The Protest Pose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

You will love this video – thanks Kiki for sending along! This photo of Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller last week…always a story behind every image and in this case, the negotiation process was hilarious. When faced with photographers, some stars just wrap jackets around their heads, others get on with it, try to ignore it, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton wave and invite it, Taupe Garner plays happy mommy, and Keira and Sienna front like they don’t want it but end up posing for it anyway. Full Story

The One Adjective Family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2007 00:00:00 June 4, 2007 00:00:00

The life of the Cruises: Katie, Tom, and Little Sci…only one word applies. AMAZING. Everything is amazing. Amazing times 1,000. Amazing all over the place. Skepticism aside, you’d think the Church of Scientology could afford a Thesaurus? New interview to air Monday, Katie waxes amazing on her life, on motherhood, on Tom’s gifts as a father, on her stepchildren and as you would expect… they all share the same attribute. Full Story

Friday, June 1, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am flirting with 100. And anyone who plays golf will know, that’s a big deal. Career best 102 the other day, determined to go under this weekend.

LOVE golf. HATE that golf is used by little twats like Jessica Alba to deflect from a sexpot image.

“I like to play golf. Is that real dorky?”

No, bitch. The fact that you’re suggesting that someone who looks like you plays golf might be dorky is f&cking dorky. And she says she can drive the ball 200 yards too.

Bull.sh-t.

More on that later.

Finally Friday and Posh wakes up? She must have smelled his cheat, decided to stay close. Girl is selfish but she sure ain’t stupid.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey