Old Lady in Red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2008 10:19:59 February 1, 2008 10:19:59

Hayden Pannetiere last night at the The Spiderwick Chronicles" film premiere in LA looking as old as Ali Lohan…which means 30. Nothing wrong with 30, except when you’re 18. And only thing wrong with looking 30 at 18 is looking 30 at 14. That particular distinction could only belong to a daughter of Dina. Full Story

Freebie 50?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2008 00:00:00 February 1, 2008 00:00:00

Any man who makes Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton cry deserves consideration for the Freebie 5. And this is exactly what 50 Cent did last night at the 944 Magazine party here in Scottsdale. It was Ebola’s party, she was the title hostess – we skipped it to go to Diddy’s for obvious reasons. Full Story

I’m F&cking Matt Damon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2008 07:06:45 February 1, 2008 07:06:45

It’s Friday…and I’m f&cking Matt Damon! Ok, not really. But the thought is a great start to the weekend. So if you need a pick me up today, here it is – Sarah Silverman sending a message to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon avenging the “disrespect” Kimmel shows him over and over again by bumping him at the end of the show. Full Story

Superbowl High

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2008 06:45:36 February 1, 2008 06:45:36

Blake Lively was at the Beach Bowl yesterday hosted by Matt Leinart and it was so Superbowl High. They were flirty, in that initial flirty way…the grade 11 way that goes on for weeks and consists of harmless conversation and internet discussions and not much else, like Danny and Sandy in the bleachers with their friends … until both get drunk at a party one night and make out with wet sloppy kisses and waking up with regret the next morning. Full Story

My Kiki SOS?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2008 00:00:00 February 1, 2008 00:00:00

Rumour has it, Kiki was so loopy at Sundance her friends had to apologise that she’s “not in a good place right now.” Thing is, other than a marathon makeout session with Josh Hartnett, word out of Park City that week was that she was pretty low key and super professional, there to promote a short film she directed. Full Story

The Smutty Tingle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2008 00:00:00 February 1, 2008 00:00:00

Justin Chambers showed up the UCLA Medical Centre psych ward on Monday and checked out on Wednesday. His rep told TMZ.com that Justin “was exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder. He went in voluntarily to get some help." He’s also been spotted on a couple of occasions this week out drinking Full Story

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Have arrived in Arizona for the Superbowl on party duty for eTalk  – catch all the coverage on the show starting tonight!

Yesterday kicked off with Pamela Anderson and Carb Face in person, more on that later…

But it was another sleepless night because of Britney. Hospitalised again. Hopefully this time for more than 48 hours. Full details to come…

Am sorry about Wednesday …it was a sh*tshow. Will make it up to you in swag? As always, my swag is your swag. All of it. And we’ll be hitting up the Style Villa today – fingers crossed for a great giveaway! Appreciate your patience. Thank you, love you, owe you!

Thursday – am blogging between shoots today, laptop is with me so check back often. Diddy’s Super Thursday party goes down tonight, and Hollywood Ebola is hosting one too. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are already in town – she performed at a party last night. Word is Jessica and Tony Romo are flying in too. Call me Cruise but I’m actually most excited to see them. Together. Bordering on obsession, actually.

Is this wrong?

Yours in gossip,


PS. James McAvoy is not married to a lesbian. Neither is Matt Damon who is deeply in love with his devoted wife. Same goes for Christian Bale. Also not Ewan McGregor, but he swings a good bargain in other ways.

PPS. Please forgive typos? A long night, and a long day ahead.

Posh & Her Public

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 15:18:29 January 31, 2008 15:18:29

Victoria Beckham showed up at Saks in Boston to promote herself to the delight of her hardcore New England fanbase. One girl with a 1991 fly girl hairstyle was so excited she was apparently overcome and moved to tears. Posh obliged her public with hugs and signatures and of course… The may-jah posing. Full Story

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Carb Face in Person

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 14:58:02 January 31, 2008 14:58:02

Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, our second party of the evening, also in support of a charitable cause. Full Story

Burberry Devalued

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 14:00:30 January 31, 2008 14:00:30

First party we hit up last night in Scottsdale was the Hearts & Helmets celebrity poker tournament hosted by Shawn Marion of the Phoenix Suns and, yes, the pride of Canada….Pamela Anderson. She actually looked better than I thought she would but up close there’s a planet of foundation on her haggard ass face. Full Story

He Looks Presidential

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 13:33:44 January 31, 2008 13:33:44

But doesn’t he? George Clooney has said he’ll never run for office – it’s a shame, non? Because aesthetically, at the very least, he totally fits the part. George was at UN headquarters in NYC today in his role as Messenger of Peace discussing very urgent matters and looking very handsome. Full Story