People’s Choice Half Ass: Eva Longoria

January 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She won…but did she really care? Doesn’t look like it. Especially for a girl who, like it or not, always makes an effort, her appearance last night was an afterthought. Bet your boob job we won’t be saying the same thing next week. Source Full Story

People’s Choice Disappointing: Katherine Heigl

January 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love her. Hate dress. Half prom, half bridesmaid, all princess, understandably appealing for the MiniVan Majority but with a body like hers, with a face like that… why spoil it by playing baby Barbie dolls? Chance for redemption at the Globes… Let’s hope. Source Full Story

People’s Choice Overrated: Carmen Electra

January 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What, exactly, does she do? Besides marrying and divorcing and posing for the occasional Playboy and getting killed in the occasional slasher/joker flick…is Carmen Electra that far off in uselessness from Paris Hilton? And seriously – is she really all that? To me it’s generic. To me it’s rather unremarkable. Full Story

Latifah: Big Girls Rockin’ the Print

January 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who says it ain’t ok? Have a look at Queen Latifah – every inch is far from not OK. Every inch, in fact, is absolutely delicious - a vision in print and the best example all evening of clever styling. And the best part is, on a starving rack of bones with no hooty or booty, this dress would have been done a disappointingly unfashionable disservice. Full Story

Two Shades of Jennifer Aniston

January 10, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 10, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well if it’s not black, it’s light pink/peach/cream with a few sequins but you know what? For once, let’s not focus on the boring, let’s focus instead on the brave. Because isn’t that what yoga brings to your life? Isn’t that the way of the Ocean? And isn’t that what they’ll all say today? “Jen was so brave to show up at the People’s Choice Awards knowing Vince was also winning last night, knowing what the tabs have been saying, knowing that the Pitts are in the midst of a full-fledged campaign on the road to Oscar…how much COURAGE must it have taken for her to get out of bed yesterday to face the cameras?” Yes, gossips…brave indeed. Full Story

Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Dear Gossips, Huge thanks to George for taking my late night talk show virginity on The Hour yesterday. And also to Rick for making the experience more than pleasant. Most of all though, my smutty appreciation to all of YOU who tuned in and for all your messages of encouragement…means a lot. Thank you, love you, owe you. If you missed it and would like to watch, hit The Hour website here– the clip should be up by noon today. People’s Choice Awards tonight… Yawn. Still, a glimmer of interest, since it’s the MiniVan Majority voting, Jennifer Aniston will likely walk away with at least 3 awards, if not the entire show from top to bottom – fantastic news for our poor girl’s self esteem and also for her Love Horizon. After all, John Stamos could show up and sweep her off her feet, ending too many years of overreaching beyond her station, kicking off many years of true love, sensible love, at last. I hope for Jen. Tuesday – blogging throughout the day, check back often. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Test

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Test posting for technical purposes - apologies for the inconvenience. And is it just me or does Avril"s new album cover suck donkey ass? Source Full Story

Ashton Kutcher: Still Gary

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading my site long enough, you should know what I mean: Ashton’s pathetic attempt at facial hair resembling Gary from Team America – here a patch, there a patch, STILL a patch, everywhere a patch patch…is there anything uglier than a patchy beard? Especially on someone so gorgeous? Why does he persist? Here are Ashton and Demi and I think that’s the little one – Tallulah…I think. Full Story

Nicole Richie: Love Munchies?

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chill. I’m not saying she’s where she should be. But compared to what she’s been, given that what she has is clearly a serious illness, let’s give the girl her due for some small, miraculous steps. Nicole Richie in Cabo with Joel Madden and have a look at that little bum. It’s little, alright…but it’s also got a little meat, even a little curve around her waist. Full Story

Sienna Miller: Naked, Ciggies and the Headband

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In LA on promo for Factory Girl, for the first time in a long time, I’m all over her head to toe…especially the headband. Must.Have. the headband. She’s always better casual than she is on the carpet, non? So about those reshoots, as I mentioned yesterday – images from the Daily Mirror attached – they took place in November in Toronto and what existed a year ago between Sienna and her costar Hayden Christensen has long since evaporated, what was supposed to have been a passionate love scene was painful at best…a report corroborated in the Daily Mirror. Full Story