Three Whiskers Grows a Ball

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Orly was heavily criticised yesterday when pappies caught him pissing on the rocks during a break from the surf. I actually find the episode rather redeeming. Have you been golfing? Four or five hours out on the course, several litres of water to keep hydrated, outhouses are f&ckin’ nasty…hey, if there’s a bush, you whizz on it…if there’s a bush that happens to be bordered by other bushes, even better. Full Story

The Other Family Travels to London

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone talks about the diversity of the Family Pitt and their wonderful family values…totally agree. But I also love the diversity of the Family Smith and THEIR wonderful family values. Will’s first son is from a previous relationship, Jada has treated Trey like her own, and they have opened up their home on every occasion to Trey’s mother –it’s the kind of situation people SAY they would totally subscribe to in theory but it never works out that way in practice, does it? But so go the Smiths and I love them for it. Full Story

The Daily Haggard: Johnny Knoxville

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson knows what she did…and I don’t blame her – Johnny Knoxville is HOT. Was Hot. If you thought Brad looked bunk the other day, that was nothing compared to this: JK also at the God Grew Tired of Us premiere Monday night looking very, very ill. Or hung over. Or hung over from too many nights of being hung over. Full Story

CageMatch at The View

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rosie vs. Donald. Donald says Barbara hates Rosie. Now it’s Rosie vs. Barbara. As reported by Page Six, Ro apparently threw down yesterday behind the scenes at The View, on her first day back she tore a strip off Barbara’s pruned ass – and rightly so – for not mounting a staunch defence during her holiday absence, feeling betrayed that Barbara failed to call out Trump for lying about regretting her decision to bring Rosie on the show: "You kept me in the newspapers this whole time! You didn"t call me for 10 goddamn days, and you didn"t tell me what you were going to say on television! Cameras are now outside of my house where my wife and kids are. Full Story

Pip on Tour

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He doesn’t quiver my loins but I’ve no doubt Pipsqueak puts on a great show. Tour kicked off yesterday, a showcase of JT’s impressive talents, earning his hype as one of the most talented musicians on the scene. Perhaps it was the pending tour that led to the demise of Cam Love. Perhaps it was the desire to live the rock’n’roll life for a change, to tap some much needed “boyband” ass (Old School anyone?), to resume what he started a few years ago, just prior to his Hermy Hookup, it was rumoured that post-Britney Justin was on non-stop p*ssy patrol, supposedly leaving a long trail of groupie cooch in his wake after a trip to Whistler way back when. Full Story

Tyler Durden Reunited

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fight Club Eye Candy 7 years later…you like? Photo is deceiving, it looks like Brad’s blowing him off but it’s just one of those oddly timed captures – in subsequent photos they look rather engaged. From what I understand, they have remained close friends, one of the first people Brad called post-Aniston. Full Story

Nicole Kidman: birthing the Pitts

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A largely forgotten fact – it was Nicole who was originally slated to play opposite Brad Pitt in Mr & Mrs Smith. She dropped out, Angie stepped, Smut Supernova…the Gossip Couple of our Time. As such, we owe Ms Kidman some gratitude. And perhaps sympathy too? Now that her famewhore agenda has been exposed, now that we understand the lengths she’s willing to travel for a piece of publicity pie, for sympathy, for attention…no doubt she must be wistfully regarding the Family Pitt and their explosive union with more than a little regret. Full Story

The Powerful Pitts working hard

January 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the premiere of God Grew Tired of Us – darling at Sundance and critically acclaimed film about three Sudanese men who find success after struggle and leave home for America without abandoning those they left behind. Brad is an executive producer of the project, hence the heavy sales pitch last night with his beguiling companion…and did they ever work it hardcore. Full Story

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Monday, January 8, 2007
Dear Gossips, Am in Toronto til Saturday, reporting for eTalk from the studio this week, huge thanks to OLIVER BARRET at The Village Park Royal in West Vancouver for the wardrobe assistance including my favourite new chocolate brown dress – love, love, love. Golden Globes just a week away, award season frenzy has officially kicked off – Palm Springs Film Festival at the weekend, major star attendance, and if Cate Blanchett’s dress was any indication, she is going to absolutely OWN the carpet at the Beverly Hilton next Monday. Recent additions to the already power packed presenter list: Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore whose unharnessed breasts, if you recall, were much maligned following last year’s ceremony. Me? I liked ‘em that way…loose and free and deliciously on display, though apparently, my opinion formed a lonely majority of one. Also rumoured to be in negotiations for presenting duties – none other than Lindsay Lohan. Rumoured. In support of Bobby. Will keep you posted, even though she’s probably going to need a few more days to recuperate from getting her “appendix” taken out. Oh wait…never mind. She actually left the hospital the next day, didn’t she? On her own two feet, without much sign of strain, and WENT CLUBBING the same night… Appendectomy??? Please. Monday, live blogging, check back often for new posts, check archives under LAST WEEK for late articles you may have missed from Friday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Check me out on The Hour tonight, Monday, at 11pm on CBC in Canada. My first major network talkshow – I’ll be dishing on how the blog began, celebrity blogging in general, and doubt plenty of verbal sparring with that sexy beast George Stromboulopoulos. Non-Canadian residents can download the clip starting Tuesday by visiting The Hour website here.

Nicole Kidman: a million times pregnant

January 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently she"s the most fertile woman on the planet...DESPITE those ridiculous rumours about double genitalia. For the benefit of new readers to the site, it"s one of those Hollywood urban legends: someone inevitably knows someone else who went to a medical conference where some doctor, in a colossal breach of patient confidentiality, explains that Jamie Lee Curtis and Nicole Kidman were both born intersex and both families opted to make them girls. Full Story

Pete Doherty: jonesing in Thailand?

January 8, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 8, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You may have read an item in the London Sun a few days ago regarding Pete Doherty"s unceremonious departure from Thailand. Upon returning to the UK, he supposedly told someone that he got into a scrap with a Thai cab driver and Kate flipped out on him and sent his degenerate ass home. True...but not complete. Full Story