Junkie Pete Rises Again – Kate Better with Leo?

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shocker! Pete Doherty stopped by police and crack was found in his car, which naturally means he’s using again, and please…save it with the “just because it’s in his car doesn’t mean he’s using” excuse. A person with his history of addiction doesn’t get that close to the goods and not go in for a taste. Full Story

Stav’s Chicken Nuggets

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken Nuggets” is indescribably amusing, and still, what comes out of his mouth is so…disconnected, so oddly detached, if you close your eyes and listen, does Stav come to mind? Absolutely not. Full Story

Friday, November 17, 2006

Dear Gossips,

 

Friday Night Lights owns my heart but just a little bit o’ Grey’s do kick off the weekend, if you don’t mind.

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Denny sucked, Denny is dead. And since McDreamy is boring and Burke hates homos…holy sh-t man, was Karev the Hotness last night or what???

Love. Him.

Today, Friday, live blogging – check back often, check archives for missed articles, keeping close eye on TomKat circus all weekend, will keep you posted on dramatic details.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Tina Fey vs Hollywood Ebola

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I f&ckin’ LOVE this! And I LOVE Tina Fey. Tina Fey who wrote the brilliant screenplay for Mean Girls. Tina Fey who is one of the smartiest, funniest, sexiest women in showbiz (my husband would, he definitely would)…Tina Fey just lay the smackdown on Paris Hilton and I am losing my sh-t in delight because she actually CALLED PARIS A PIECE OF sh-t!!! Tina did Howard Stern on Wednesday and she nailed that whore bitch to the wall, revealing that when Paris came on SNL she asked to do a skit about Jessica Simpson because she “hates her” and “she’s fat”. Full Story

About Daniel Craig

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you are excited about the new Bond, Daniel Craig. And rightly so. Jolie laide – ugly sexy – is that what you call it? I’m all over it gossips. Just like many of you are all over Clive Owen who would also have made a great 007 but the fact of the matter is, Daniel was chosen and you know what? I think he’s great. Full Story

Little Sci is a Star!

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Talk about composure at an early age. Check out footage from X17, Little Sci on display in Rome last night – chaos through the streets and the GMD’s cute cute cute baby was hardly flummoxed by the frenzy! Disturbing? A little. But you do have to admire the show they’re putting on. Full Story

Maddox is the new Aniston

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source TMZ A veritable hair icon, non? Check him out, rocking his new ‘do: Asian gangsta ponytail made adorable by the only and only Madd. Even more reason for Jen to hate him… Poor Jen. First her man, then her mane. Will the deluge never stop? Full Story

JD Fortune trumps Lukas Rossi?

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, well, well… NOT SAFE FOR WORK – CAUTION! Look what just arrived in my inbox. It"s super, super smutty, but I"m a dirty smutter, and i just had to share. So you know I"ve been comparing assets between that JD Fortune (blech) and Lukas Rossi (yum). As a result, I’ve now received evidence refuting my stance. Full Story

The Daily Hermy: Jennifer Connelly

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source At the Gucci Unicef event the other day. Now I don’t mean to be mean, I REALLY, REALLY like her…but…um…do you smell a penis? Just asking.  Full Story

The Dark Lord Rises, The GMD Rises

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ralph Fiennes is Potter Voldemort, Tom Cruise is Hollywood Voldemort – here they are side by side. New OoTP pics were released today, see Harry kissing Cho and also Sirius (sob), pissy about being holed up in that house for the duration of the entire book until… Anyway, the movie is due out next summer, hopefully #7 will be ready by then too, and perhaps in the end, Ms Rowling will decide to spare Harry and kill Voldy? Gives us hope the GMD won’t live forever either. Full Story