Wrong Pants for a Shelf Ass Herm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:46:16 October 26, 2007 08:46:16

Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass took her one remaining dog for a walk the other day. Let’s not forget – she used to have two. And then while no one was watching or, better yet, while she was out gallivanting and clinging on to Justin, the other one got eaten. You will note Biel has been rather anti-pap of late, shielding herself from photographers first with an umbrella and then her sweater, reportedly cussing them out and aggressively poking them with the umbrella. Full Story

Cuddling up to Country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:19:32 October 26, 2007 08:19:32

Smartest move she’s ever made. Or smartest move Pervy Papa Joe has ever made. Jessica Simpson is going country and in planning on recording a country album for her next release, which is why she’s been ingratiating herself into the community. Check out her out last night looking surprisingly good at the CMT Giants salute to Hank Williams Jr. Full Story

Site Glitch is fixed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:06:11 October 26, 2007 08:06:11

Thanks for your patience. The site glitch appears to be fix - VIEW MORE ARTICLES at the bottom of the home page is now working. Appreciate your patience. Yours, L    Full Story

The Mother Pimp Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 07:55:41 October 26, 2007 07:55:41

When Lindsay Lohan almost killed herself this summer and while she was fighting for her life in rehab, it turns out her mother was busy negotiating a television contract. Mission accomplished. Dina Lohan will executive produce a new reality tv show about her life managing the showbiz careers of her children. Full Story

Overpeeled and About to Snap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 07:25:28 October 26, 2007 07:25:28

Even the most hardcore Renee Zellweger fan would be hardpressed to offer something nice to say about her appearance last night at the NYC premiere of Bee Movie (which, by the way, is delightful!). I don’t mind the hair. The hair is actually rather refreshing – it’s not a weave, it doesn’t cascade over her shoulders in uniform Hollywood waves, it’s a brave move for an aging Hollywood actress in a town that tramples on maturity. Full Story

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Who will be People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive? Annual predictions below.

And Jessica Simpson back with Ken Paves not looking like a tranny??? Shocking.

Thursday – live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Don’t forget to enter the Gemini Swag Giveaway! Deadline is tomorrow!

PPS. On my way to London next week… gossips in London – shall we do it again?

PPPS. George Clooney does not like it there, at least not that I know of…

Site Problems - Please Read!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 17:43:09 October 25, 2007 17:43:09

There appears to be a site glitch today. Normally, to access more articles on the site, simply scroll down and click on "view more articles". For some reason, clicking on "view more articles" is taking you to Monday"s postings and skipping Tuesday - Thursday. Am trying to resolve the problem. Full Story

Blue Boots!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 13:05:53 October 25, 2007 13:05:53

Gwen is gorgeous. And she has turned the streets of NYC into her own personal runway. Here she is today leaving her hotel in a pair of blue boots that will haunt me tonight. Must. Have. Them. And again last night in a rather conservative black dress out for dinner with matching Louboutins and the craziest trench earlier in the evening with plaid pants but only after shopping with her kid…who is the cutest! She never seems to mind when he’s photographed either. Full Story

One-Eyed Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 12:25:53 October 25, 2007 12:25:53

Check out KFed Junior with his wife and his bank account baby all dressed up and terrorising the D-List last night en route to a party. As you can see, Junior is thrilled to see a camera and is probably even more jacked that the photo was posted on People.com Full Story

Another Idiot Behind the Wheel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 10:42:44 October 25, 2007 10:42:44

Another idiot behind the wheel – and the third Lost cast member to drive drunk … WTF??? Daniel Dae Kim was arrested in Honolulu this morning after attempting to kill people with his car after using alcohol. No comment so far, which is smart. Keep your mouth shut unless it’s to say sorry over and over again, then plead guilty, pay your dues, and bust your ass on community service. Full Story

Gerry Thursday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2007 10:03:17 October 25, 2007 10:03:17

Not my type – too thick, too cover-of-a-romance-novel, and did not enjoy 300 – but judging from some of your emails, he is very much yours. So here’s Gerard Butler yesterday in LA at the 17th Environmental Media Awards. Gerry’s upcoming film PS I Love you with Hilary Swank will be released December 21 – pegged to be the must-see teargusher of the holiday season. Full Story

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