Two Albas in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Kicking off the Fantastic Four promotional tour in Australia, Jessica Alba chose frigid prude during interviews in the afternoon and then her true potential on the carpet later on at the premiere. Bitch keeps whining about not wanting to be known for her body which is why she tries so hard to tone it down on the sexy wardrobe. Full Story

Another Birthday, More Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

As I’ve said, watching them is like porn for me. David Beckham’s birthday celebration yesterday, Victoria took him shopping, bought him a watch, pair of new shoes, several suits and shirts - all luxury times amounting to thousands and thousands of pounds of course… but, like, how different actually is that from any other day? Seriously kills me. Full Story

Love in Prague

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

As every tabloid proclaims their demise, as Us Weekly accuses her of lap dancing infidelity, Brad and Angelina made sure photographers were around when they took the kids out for playtime in Prague yesterday. They also appeared to enjoy a romantic dinner – a beer for him, a glass of wine for her, and all kinds of naughty sexy thoughts filling the space between them. Full Story

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Where else to begin but Britney – even by Hollywood standards it’s an amazingly quick comeback. Too bad she didn’t rock the bald, but the good news is, even though it’s been 3 years since she last performed, our girl still classed it down on the costume, prancing around in a bra, a short skirt and yes, fishnets… Some things never change.

Bless … She’s back!!!

Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

The Scary Ballbreaker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Not exactly the approach I would take but whatever… I love this broad. She’s rough, she’s not afraid to scrap, and she’s takin’ it to Eddie Murphy right up the arse. So he says she slept around, says he’s not her baby daddy, challenged her to a paternity test to settle the matter once and for all, and she’s like – alright, giddy’up. Full Story

The Standard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

#2 on my husband’s Freebie Five after Gwen Stefani… Standing out among the riffraff, the Hollywood Slut Brigade, the vacuous tartlets who think they can act, small but still tall among her filthy celebrity peers is Natalie Portman. Last night at the premiere of Paris, Je t’aime… she is, as you can see, indescribably beautiful. Full Story

Topless & Floral!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Splash just released photos of Britney at a friend’s, shirt off with only a handful of petals to cover her bubs. All class baby! All class! Funny yes. But after a moment, after initial amusement, SOOOO sad. Reminds me of those mail order bride photos you see on the internet – innocent girls tryin’ to get bought. Full Story

Emulate This

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan, in a magazine recently, said she loves fashion, considers herself a style maverick, admits she shops a little too much, has clothes hanging in her closet that remain unworn for months and months, and believes she has it in her to style others… Yes gossips… Lindsay Lohan reckons herself a stylist. Full Story

Norah Jones CD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Big year for Norah. Acting in her first feature – My Blueberry Nights opposite Jude Law will open the Cannes film festival. Blueberry is one of the year’s most anticipated films, not only because of the cast but because it marks director Wong Kar Wai’s English directorial debut. And if you’ve seen In the Mood for Love, you already know he’s a visionary so needless to say, Norah’s virgin trip comes with lofty expectations. Full Story

They Hate Angelina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 2, 2007 12:00:00 May 2, 2007 12:00:00

Never scorn a tabloid editor. Looks like Janice Min still won’t forgive Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for favouring People Magazine…and so two weeks after labelling Angie twisted and emotionally unstable, on the verge of leaving the Chosen One in favour of the other ones, Us Weekly is on Pitt Attack yet again, this time reporting that Angelina, while in NYC last weekend promoting her documentary, was flirting hardcore with that manwhore Olivier Martinez, suggestively dancing in front of him, possibly rubbing herself up on his lap, and treating him to some hardcore eye-f*ckage…. Full Story