How the Spices Support

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2007 07:38:37 November 27, 2007 07:38:37

Last night perfectly illustrated why I love Victoria Beckham. From her newly Botoxed waxy face to her less than enthusiastic golf claps to her valiant struggles to hold in her smiles, especially pronounced since everyone around her was beaming from excitement, Posh Spice understands there is an element of the ridiculous about her that is the essence of her brand. Full Story

Monday, November 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

It’s been two weeks since an official Tom Cruise sighting. Curious because just over a year ago, he and Katie married before the international media. Bet your boob job we’ll know every detail of their anniversary celebration by week’s end.

And heads up Nova Scotia – looks like the GMD and his Robobride are coming soon! Katie has signed on to a new project alongside fellow Scientologists Jason Lee and Giovanni Ribisi called The Other Side, described as a fantasy comedy fairy tale with production scheduled to begin in Canada early in the New Year. Xenu loves Canada!

But who loves Xenu?

A certain hunky heartthrob and his bombshell girlfriend spent 2 and a half hours at the Church’s Celebrity Centre yesterday. Their identities will surprise you. More on that later.

Don’t forget to always scroll down, click on View More Articles at the bottom of the page to catch up on posts and riddle clues you may have missed. Many of your guesses are repeats that have already been ruled out.

Monday – am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Nicole Kidman is NOT Cheap & Crafty. Why on earth would she need a stroller. And a car seat?

Common & Serena

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 14:19:11 November 26, 2007 14:19:11

Common is a hot piece of quiver. Serena Williams… not my taste. But what matters is she’s his taste. And so here they are, after first hooking up in his video, the two are apparently now dating and ready to step out together in public. From Erykah Badu to Serena Williams… do you see it? source Daily Mail Full Story

Church on Sunday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 14:17:54 November 26, 2007 14:17:54
SC/KO/JP/ FameFlynet

Exclusive smut. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson shacking up together in Beverly Hills. Very cute. Very sexy. And chills, chills, chills. The weekend started out rather innocuously. Ryan, Scarlett, and her brother went shopping. She spent two hours buying clothes for her sibling, Ryan waited patiently. Full Story

Mel B vs The MiniVan Majority

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 00:00:00 November 26, 2007 00:00:00

Yes, they all drive SUVs now but you know what I mean. The same stronghold that keeps Jennifer Aniston’s career and her highlights alive, the same stronghold that turns a blind eye to Travolta’s gay gay, the same stronghold that believes every publicist-fed word in the pages of People Magazine… they have now raised Marie Osmond on their formidable shoulders and will likely carry her to victory on Dancing With the Stars. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 12:57:23 November 26, 2007 12:57:23

First look at Salma Hayek and her baby Valentina! Great name! She and her fiancé Francois-Henri released this photo to the media. Very savvy! source  Full Story

Alba Bitch to Broadway?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 00:00:00 November 26, 2007 00:00:00

She can barely hold a scene in a movie, let alone centre stage on The Great White Way? The argument of course would be that if Madonna can do it… But Madonna, in spite of the atrocious acting, can COMMAND a stage. Can Jessica Alba command a stage? Seriously… But still, she tries. She tries valiantly to rise above TV girl eternity. Full Story

All Ages & Jonesing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 12:19:15 November 26, 2007 12:19:15

Free as a bird, fresh like a daisy, dating up a storm, but apparently not clean as a whistle having abstained for nearly two decades. Shame. Currently dating a lucky young man, she can regularly be seen shoving her tongue down his throat in various public establishments. Curiously enough, she was also seen not too long ago shoving her tongue down the throat of another dude… a MUCH older one – perhaps even 20 years – draped around him at a party and there’s nothing wrong with that, more power to her for playing the field, except that she was at the same time asking for drugs repeatedly…alarming not only for the obvious but also because she had a dangerous relationship with them in the past and just because she’s an adult now doesn’t mean she’ll fare any better than she did before. Full Story

King 2?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 11:44:28 November 26, 2007 11:44:28

Baby watch, and baby bump watch, to me anyway, are boring as sh*t. But you all seem to love it. Thankfully, this report stems not from the ever unreliable observation of one’s growing – imaginary or otherwise – midsection but from true smut. According to a very new untested source, word is Gwen Stefani was expected in studio to do some recording work with another artist recently but backed out claiming she wasn’t feeling well. Full Story

Papa Pimp Back at Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 00:00:00 November 26, 2007 00:00:00 is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo shared Thanksgiving dinner together this weekend (surrounded by her family) celebrating the Cowboys’ big win over the NY Jets going 10 and 1 for the first time in franchise history setting up a killer match up next Sunday against the Packers, also 10 and 1. Full Story

No Neck, No Problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2007 00:00:00 November 26, 2007 00:00:00

Daniel Craig is on promo for The Golden Compass but as you would expect, he’s also being asked about the next Bond. Daniel says he’s just started training again but that he will focus less on weights this time and more on cardio so to avoid what he calls the “no neck” look from last time. Full Story