Thursday, January 4, 2007
Dear Gossips, Wednesdays are now Tuesdays…my favourite show has moved to a new timeslot and if you’re still not a believer, I’m telling you – FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, absolutely the best show on television. So. Is Cameron Diaz Pip-free? More on that below. BUT…she’s JUST been tapped to present at the Globes on January 15. And HE is also presenting that night. Not that that means anything but still…if they are over, it will make for an awkward ride – CAN’T WAIT! Also just announced as presenters: Jake G and Hilary Swank. As I said yesterday, it’s shaping up to be a pretty stellar year. Thursday, live blogging, check back often for new posts, check archives under THIS WEEK for late posts from yesterday you may have missed. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. If you are not Canadian, I apologise for being obnoxious but in Canada, at this time of year, it’s a game we love and a game we f*ckin’ OWN… GO JUNIORS!

The Daily Gorgessity: Sharon Stone

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source She’ll probably go postal any day now but holy sh-t…what I would give for that dress, even if she’s bruising black with blue. Not bad for an older broad and as I said before, too bad she’s so loopy. Maybe Daniel Craig can fix her. I know you probably don’t approve but can you imagine a sex scene between those two? Full Story

Lilo: Schizophrenia, Weight Loss, or Lipo?

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has been hospitalized, this time for “appendicitis”…which means it’s time for us to figure out what she’s really getting fixed. Two years ago, her weeklong stay under medical supervision resulted in a 15 pound trimdown. Given that she’s been complaining of looking bloated lately in photos, did my girl go in for a quick starvation fix? Or is it rather the Tara Reid surgery approach…only not so ghetto? Worst case scenario: perhaps it’s something decidedly more sinister. Full Story

The Two Kidmans

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is the Nicole you know from the red carpet. I love the red carpet Nicole. Always poised, always willing to take a risk, hardly ever boring and black…it’s why she’s on the Love List, it’s why she remains there in spite of the fact that she paid for love to promote an image. And then there’s the “other” Nicole. Full Story

Jess & John: the New Year’s Kiss

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…Nick and Nessa had their cheesy but endearing gold lamé moment, now feast your eyes on Jessica and John Mayer - obviously on her nightstand for a reason, non? I do feel badly though, I do feel badly for his fans. This can’t be good, this can’t be a popular development. Because isn’t Jessica Simpson the antithesis of what John Mayer fans expected from John Mayer and what John Mayer projected was expected of him? The sensitive lyrics, the smart, quick wit, talented and respected –clearly it hasn’t precluded him from the same old same old – give him a dumb blonde with huge knockers and even huger lips and it’s all good baby…all good all night long. Full Story

Britney Balboa

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F*ck she’s ugly here, isn’t she? Last night, out for dinner, followed by a trip to the club of course, looking like total stinkin’ raunch but at the same time, illustrating a pretty good point. Three days ago people bought it hook, line, and sinker courtesy the bottom ranking Life & Style that she was in rehab in Arizona. Full Story

The Pip Split?

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry…I know beauty is in the eye of the whatever but seriously, strip away the MJ rip off dance moves and the boyband thing, and yes yes of course talent does account for some…but superficially speaking, if you strip away all that and consider only feature for feature, can you honestly say Pipsqueak is goodlooking? Take a close, close look – from the Alpha Dog premiere last night - is this really the hotness? Is this David Beckham? Is this Hot Harry on a Horse? Please. Full Story

The Year of Leo?

January 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The accolades keep coming – double nod also for the Screen Actors Guild Awards, regarded as a very accurate Oscar prognosticator and considered by some to be if not the most prestigious than definitely the most meaningful as they are voted on industry peers. Still, in spite of growing praise and hype, DiCaprio is actually not the frontrunner according to analysts. Full Story

Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Dear Gossips, Demi Moore – after excess and concrete, her new subtlety has done wonders. Victoria Beckham could stand to learn, non? More on Demi’s Vanity Fair appearance below. Also - Golden Globe buzz now starting to build with the show less than 2 weeks away, A-list presenters are being added daily, and it appears that Tennessee is being well represented. Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts, look out for a new riddle to ring in the new year. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Beyonce: the OverPose

January 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cover of GQ. Seriously...how many times do we have to see her in this pose? SO OVERPLAYED! And lame! See previous assy iteration. See current assy iteration. See me Rossum all over her assy Tina Knowles dress. Full Story

Little Miss Sunshine Kicks Dakota’s Ass

January 3, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen this movie? I’m telling you – it’s a great movie. Absurd and twisted and slightly unbelievable but hella funny, I loved every single dysfunctional minute, and every single dysfunctional character, including child star Abigail Breslin. Especially Abigail Breslin. And child stars usually freak me out. Full Story