Hello Rachel McAdams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 11:58:00 March 20, 2008 11:58:00

New issue of Hello Canada - Rachel McAdams promoting Married Life during which she does answer some gentle questions about Ryan Gosling. Sigh... Those poor crazy McGoslings. What did you learn about yourself when your relationship with Ryan ended? Oh, I don’t know. Full Story

What Dina Taught Her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 11:47:00 March 20, 2008 11:47:00

Dina Lohan must be beaming with orange pride. The wisdom she imparted put to such good use and now disseminated across the internets for public consumption: Her daughter Lindsay Lohan allegedly fellating Calum Best – a screen cap of a video that Calum took while she was coked up her tree last year has been widely circulated. Full Story

Unassisted in Paris?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 11:12:34 March 20, 2008 11:12:34

Kate Moss last night in London carrying a huge wad of cash – her winnings apparently at casino. Casino. LOVE casino. Sometimes it’s better chasing back and breaking even than it is being up a few bills right off the take, non? Also Kate and boyfriend Jamie Hince, who is rotting on the inside, in Paris this week. Full Story

What Happened to Henry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 10:38:00 March 20, 2008 10:38:00

The Tudors – I don’t love it but I watch when I can for Henry Cavill. If you know The Tudors, I am sure you know Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill is ridiculously hot. The face, his voice, his accent, the way he moves, when he’s nailing some random from behind and doesn’t flinch if he’s interrupted… yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Full Story

Granny Freeze to LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 09:42:05 March 20, 2008 09:42:05

Gran and her husband continue to hide from the paps in Australia – here she is showing off her bump in a very very tight suit while Keith appears to have put on some sympathy weight. Nicole is said to be house hunting in LA, close to friend Naomi Watts’s place and spent time in LA browsing the real estate market – she also told her “source” to tell Us Weekly that while in the States she had the chance to hang out with her kids. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pisses on a Ladybug

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 08:37:00 March 20, 2008 08:37:00

Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And sad. But funny! Am going to hell. South Park last night – if you haven’t already, you will lose your sh*t. Seriously gossips, it was hysterical right off the get. For some reason, it kills me how excited the dad is while riveted to Britney Watch with his throwaway “trainwreck” comments. Full Story

Ferg Preg in Houston?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 08:14:00 March 20, 2008 08:14:00

New photos emerged emerged yesterday of Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel leaving a Japanese restaurant with the Ferg showing off what appeared to be a bit of a bump. In combination with the bloatface, many are suspecting that she’s joined every other woman in Hollywood in the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. Full Story

The Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 07:40:50 March 20, 2008 07:40:50

People is threatening with law suits so if you want to see the cover shot of Jennifer Lopez with her twins, head to People.com. Have just finished perusing the pages and the photos – are they worth $6 million? Well... it’s an obscene amount of money, so no. Full Story

Would You Be Jealous?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:59:00 March 20, 2008 06:59:00

Last night in New York – the premiere of The Tudors Season 2. Wanna play “make a story”? The tabloids do it all the time, simply by looking at photos and conjuring smut from just one frame. In this case, several suggestive frames. Have a look… Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his ubiquitous medicated freaky eyes with long time girlfriend Reena Hammer. Full Story

Nicole Richie: solo night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:44:00 March 20, 2008 06:44:00

Joel Madden is heading off on tour for a month with Good Charlotte – a tour that has officially been infected by Ebola. Not good. While Ebola Paris is accompanying Joel’s brother, Nicole Richie is staying behind with Harlow. She ventured out yesterday to run a few errands and stepped out again at night for a screening hosted by Prada for a short film called Trembled Blossoms… Black dress, the hair, her skin – amazing. Full Story

March 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2008 06:41:16 March 20, 2008 06:41:16

To Beth – Happy 25th birthday tomorrow! Hope you’re still visiting my site when you’re a proper lawyer. Happy Birthday Jaye C – the most caring, intelligent, and viciously loyal best friend…love Kathryn. I know it’s so overplayed but seriously… 30 is the best. Full Story