I Get It…sort of

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

It’s never going to be a full blown quiver but I guess I can see why it might be for you. Adrian Grenier here on the Tribeca Film Festival carpet. Before it was his hair, I think – just wasn’t down with so much ‘fro. And Vince is so boring on the show, to be honest I hardly notice when he’s around. Full Story

Naomi: British for Narcissa?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

If you’re not a Harry Potter geek, I’m sorry for the references. Less than 3 months away from the premiere of Harry Potter 5 and the release of the final book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows…can’t f*cking wait. And now UK gossip are buzzing about casting possibilities for the upcoming film version of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince – none other than Naomi Watts to step into the role of Narcissa Malfoy nee Black? Narcissa is Lucius Malfoy’s wife, Draco’s mother, Bellatrix Lestrange’s sister, both cousins of Sirius Black – needless to say, “Cissy” is a raging bitch with a key scene at the beginning of The Half Blood Prince and rumour has it, Naomi is being considered to play the part…which explains a lot. Full Story

About Annie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Can we talk about Annie Lennox? How can you NOT love Annie Lennox? Annie Lennox is the definition of cool – here at American Idol last night, totally chill and unchanged after all these years. I do this thing with Annie when my iPod shuffles onto to one of her songs. Even if they are kinda operatic cheese, only Annie can make me pretend I’m in a music video and lipsynch along – particularly to No More I Love You’s. Full Story

Hot Harry & The Orange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Speculation still raging in the UK about whether or not Hot Harry will have to fight in Iraq. I prefer to rage about how hot he is on a horse and his rather orange girlfriend Chelsy Davy, here at a football match the other day. Sounds pervy to say this but his sexy bed head – I wish it was my hands, his hair… you know what I mean? But that Chelsy, in spite of the over tan, looks a naughty naughty minx. Full Story

Katie: Sick & Tired, Posh Snaps Back?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

I’m telling you, this week’s issue of Us Weekly is balls to the wall – Janice Min is gunning for the GMD, and the girl is ferocious! Here’s Katie in Louisiana back at work with Queen Latifah bouncing the most tacky ass costume curls and a rather genuine and refreshing smile, clearly happy at being let outside for a change. Full Story

For Once

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

For once I like her weave and her cute l’il dress … all of it gorgeous. Which, naturally, means that her mother probably had nothing to do with it. Here’s Beyonce on tour in Australia, conveniently avoiding the legal controversy that’s been dogging her here – that she ripped off someone else’s song, which her father, because no one is ever accountable for anything anymore, will probably blame on the “media” or the “producers”… anyone but B. Full Story

Reese & My Gwyneth: colleagues?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth models for Estee Lauder. Could Reese Witherspoon be repping Estee Lauder? Preliminary talks have apparently been initiated as Reese’s recent separation and subsequent glam-over have caught the attention of beauty houses eager to capitalise on her popularity. Nothing has been confirmed and it could be a while before any decisions are made but some say if it goes ahead, Reese could be the face of the brand for a decade, given her youth and overwhelming appeal and spotless reputation…which is why the Hurley is feeling a little less confident these days. Full Story

Dirty Face in Silver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Lilo at the Armani Exchange Sunglasses Launch last night, hosted by Nicole Richie. And Paris was there too. Three blondes dancing around each other – lots of cut eye being thrown around the room. Love it. As you can see, Dirty Face is alive and kicking. Never fails to amaze me – for all her access and privilege, girl cannot seem to find foundation to match her face. Full Story

Needs Nicotine Anonymously

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

One of my closest friends Julie – love her – she quit smoking years ago, is one of those ex smokers who is, like, evangelical about cigarettes: it’s filthy, it’s going to kill you, don’t do it, stop doing it, why are you doing it, you really shouldn’t do it… I, on the other hand, I’m the other kind of ex smoker. Full Story

Eve Drunk, Eve Arrested, Eve friends with Sean Pen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Eve was arrested last night for suspicion of drunk driving last night after crashing her gold maserati. There were apparently 2 other passengers with her at the time. She was cuffed and taken to the station, and when she was there, Sean Penn ...yes... Sean Penn arrived to say hello. At 4am. Maybe it"s just me. Full Story

Millionaire Attacks with Baked Beans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

Hugh Grant is such a crusty bitch, it kills me. Hugh has been arrested, allegedly for assaulting a pappy. So he’s followed around by a photographer the other day, he’s not happy about it, when the pappy continues, he launches a container full of baked beans at the man before kicking him in the groin, all the while shouting: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”. Full Story