Before Evan, there was Lilo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Much has been made of the icky relationship between Marilyn Manson and the very young, very impressionable Evan Rachel Wood. Something about a music video in which they may or may not have been f&cking for real and of course the fact that whatever they have resulted in the demise of his marriage to Dita von Teese… But wait… What does Lindsay Lohan have to do with it? Well… according to Manson, he has seen the Firecrotch in private – he even pontificates about it a little in a recent video posted on the web: "How much would it suck that forever you"re going to be "firecrotch," you"re gonna have to shave or just roll with it . Full Story

Cam D: Laughing off Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Jessica Biel, the girl with the brilliant publicist, the girl who has somehow landed on the It List solely by virtue of a really toned body and dating Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel is now trying to leverage more fame by going toe to toe with the Ex…yet another example of why she’ll never be able to make it on her own. Full Story

I Don’t Get It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Am addicted to Page Six… Page Six and Us Weekly – gossip bibles. So maybe the travel has warped my brain, eroded my brain speed, because I just don’t get this item that appeared in today’s Page Six about Michael Buble. Apparently he’s an egomaniac, they call him “corny”…hee. Full Story

Gossip and Camping?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Shameless self promotion ahead – look away if you can’t stand it. An article in The Block, had the opportunity to work with a brilliant, arty photographer called Evaan Kheraj, styled by his wife Luisa. She put me in one of those Gap shirts – the ones designed for Vogue on the last cover…needless to say, I asked to keep it. Full Story

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am finally home… back to full time blogging in Canada just as Brad is here too, though in a different city. Shooting in Montreal as Angelina hangs back in Prague – eTalk is all over it, new exclusive photos every day from our Montreal bureau, but catch it now while you can.

Word is the total production time is only two weeks… which means he could be around even less.

Wednesday, smut in real time after a couple hours of shut eye, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Site was updated with a few articles on Tuesday, scroll down for more.

PPS. Cannes Swag winner will be contacted before Thursday!

 

Ageless and Original

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

Compare Rob Lowe now to what he looked like in Youngblood…not much a difference, is there? The Original Sex Tape Badboy – before Paris and Lindsay and Britney there was Rob Lowe. But even though Rob Lowe conquered his demons and became a family man, my smutty tingles every time I see him… Why is that? Here’s Rob out and about the other day but also could be a scene from Oxford Blues? I watched it over and over with our illegal descrambler back in the day. Full Story

Venus DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

A small movie, uncomfortable perhaps at times, for which Peter O’Toole received yet another Oscar nomination losing out eventually to Forest Whitaker. He doesn"t have one and Hilary Swank has two??? WTF??? Sorry, I digress. About Venus. He lost the Oscar and yet, in spite of what the MiniVan Majority might call the “icky moments”, which really aren’t that icky anyway, I adored this movie. Full Story

Canadian Cheese is the Best Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

Celine Dion…the all time Queen of Cheese with her family in the pages of the new Hello Canada. As usual, Celine does not disappoint. Celine always delivers – vocally, professionally, and cheesily. The photos are delightfully Dion – she looks amazing and refreshed and very, very happy and prettier than she ever has…and of course she couldn’t resisting throwing in some Cheese flavour. Full Story

Delusional is a Pre-Requisite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, said earlier this week that rehab is not enough. That cleaning house, ridding her life of toxins literal and figurative, is what needs to happen in order for his daughter to turn her sh-t around. Crazy bastard but he does have a point, non? After all, she clearly wasn’t using alone. Full Story

Homo Wants a Third

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

But of course he does. Now that they’ve jerked him back in line, now that his momentary massage distraction in Toronto last year while shooting Hairspray is well behind him, John Travolta wants to put a final sealing stamp on his closet by announcing to the world that he intends to make a third baby, and soon, going so far as to confirm that he and his wife Kelly would be givin’er after shooting wraps on their latest movie co-starring their daughter Ella Bleu: "I was told by Kelly that at the end of the summer we"re going to try. Full Story

Janice Min loves The Chosen One?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2007 00:00:00 May 30, 2007 00:00:00

Who doesn’t love The Chosen One? As you know, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt turned one the other day and according to Us Weekly sources, 50 balloons were ordered to the compound in Prague, along with cake and cookies and other festive treats. Interesting the cover caption on the magazine: The Secret Home Life of Daddy’s Girl and the Surprising Truth About Mom…prompting many to wonder whether or not Angelina is still “neglecting” the white kid in favour of the adopted multicoloured ones, as ludicrously suggested by the tabloids. Full Story