Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Dear Gossips, Thanks to all of you who emailed about the highliter/lipbalm dangling from Sharon Stone… or more specifically – not a highliter but a tube of lipbalm though equally as assy and really, when you think about, does it make the bitch any less loopy? Tuesday, live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Congratulations to Katerina F in Sweden who has claimed the Bambi Bangle and to Liz B in Toronto for winning the LaineyGossip Oscar Contest! More giveaways to come, many thanks as always for the support! PPS. Do you the headlines make you laugh? The daily dispatches about Britney in rehab? Because her family is worried that she’s “wavering in her treatment?” Because anyone going in to rehab is the essence of stability, right? Please. How is that insightful? And why in the world would that be out of the ordinary???

The Daily Warm & Fuzzy: the Princes and the Prank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

Not usually one for royal gossip and probably total bullsh-t but I’ll play naïve and pretend it’s possible…because it’s just too damn cute. Word is the Queen asked William and Harry to help figure out her voicemail, apparenty the old girl is technology challenged. So they ended up recording this greeting, much to the chagrin of her personal secretary: “Hey Wassup! This is Liz. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration Encore: Gerard Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

Posting earlier today on Gerard Butler elicited quite the response. Now MANY of you are campaigning for his place on the Freebie Five. My friend Lola has been imploring me to see 300. Perhaps afterwards I might be swayed. Until then, feast your eyes on a special gift from Ange who had the pleasure of getting up close and personal with Gerard in Toronto for the film festival in 2005. Full Story

The Daily Defense: Courteney & David

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

Amid reports of marital unrest, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have released a statement to Us Weekly, assuring the MiniVan Majority that all is well between them. The sanctity of their union had been questioned by low ranking tabloids Star and Life & Style, both reporting that Courteney’s relationship with Dirt co-star Josh Stewart was a source of strife. Full Story

The Daily Bitch…Please: Kate Bosworth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

On a cover that proclaims “Sexy’s Back” was Kate Bosworth really the most inspired choice? Especially when they had to photoshoppe and ENLARGE her legs? Not quite as unworthy as Jessica Biel, considering KB has actually made a few movies but still… Bitch…please. Source Full Story

The Daily SexyTime: Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

Wahwahweewah! Do you know what comes out on DVD today? Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan … My Borat comes out on DVD today! KILLER special features including: - Five extended/deleted scenes - Deleted footage montage, featuring never-before-seen clips - Publicity Tour Montage, including appearances at The Toronto International Film Festival, Cannes, Comic-Con and others I have 5 copies to give away to 5 true fans. Full Story

The Daily Damaged: Tara Reid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

I think I’m about to offend you. So if you’re the type to get your knickers in a knot – stop reading now. So everyone’s been gushing about how much better Tara Reid looks. Now that she’s botched up her ghetto tits and popped a few more diet pills, now that she’s not tripping over her drunk self at the end of the night – at least not on camera – now that she says she’s curbed the party freak and is intent on remodeling her image, people seem to be seeing a new and improved and attractive Tara Reid. Full Story

The Daily Routine: RoboBride Goes Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

So what else is new? Katie Holmes is livin’ the dream, man. No brain required, just a healthy uterus and the willpower to slim down immediately after birth….and the reward? All shopping, all the time, and a discreet affair with the gardener while the GMD is schtupping the pool boy. Sigh. Am jealous. Full Story

The Daily Karmic Bitchslap: Isaiah Washington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

The NAACP may have awarded him the other day with a Best Actor trophy but as far as forgiveness and consequence is considered, money is always what hurts the most. And as a result of his homophobic double slur, ABC is stickin’ it to Isaiah Washington, playing hardball on contract renegotiations to up his salary in light of how his actions have affected the show – actions that essentially kicked off a steady decline that has (spoiler!) just terminated in that 3 part piece of sh-t story arc involving Meredith NOT dying and a senseless speech by Izzie Steven how she would survive because believing we survive is what makes us survive. Full Story

The Daily Dressing Problem: Rosario Dawson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

She is, as you know, one of my favourites – fantastic looking, interesting to watch on screen, totally unconventional, a welcome breath of fresh air from the generic blonde, cookie cutter bimbo, but for one massive flaw: Rosario Dawson can’t dress. Check out what she wore to the 300 premiere. Not the most flattering dress but also not the most objectionable offense. Full Story

The Daily Horny Bastard: Ralph Fiennes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2007 12:00:00 March 6, 2007 12:00:00

Dude is out of control…and I LOVE it! First the mile high invitation, then the naked yoga details, now it’s naked swimming in Belgium with a pool-full of young women… four lasses to one Ralph – the man clearly has a raging libido, pervy on anyone else, but totally hot where Ralph Fiennes is concerned. Full Story