FNL – an update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 08:48:40 February 18, 2008 08:48:40

Many of you have been hungry for news especially since the strike is now officially over and the networks are moving full steam ahead to salvage what remains of the season. I have bad news and ok news… Sources tell me exclusively that NBC head Ben Silverman met with Friday Night Lights production last Thursday and while nothing has been put to paper, many staffers have been unofficially informed that the show is done for the season. Full Story

I Met The Walrus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 00:00:00 February 18, 2008 00:00:00

Thankfully there is more to Canada than simply Cheese, Punk, and Skank. In other words, Celine, Avril, and Pamela Anderson. In fact, when it comes to this year’s Oscars, Canada features more prominently than ever. Ellen Page for Best Actress, Jason Reitman for Best Director, Sarah Polley for Best Screenplay, and… I MET THE WALRUS. Full Story

Joining Guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 07:56:37 February 18, 2008 07:56:37

A beautiful Madonna and the kids, including little David Banda, arrived in LA yesterday, presumably to reunite with Guy Ritchie who has been noticeably absent over the last 2 weeks while Madge made headlines in New York at the Raising Malawi benefit and in Berlin at the premiere of Filth & Wisdom. Full Story

Topless Lilo Monroe - NSFW!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 00:00:00 February 18, 2008 00:00:00

Lindsay Lohan channelling Marilyn on the cover of New York Magazine and baring her breasts inside. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! But she does have lovely, lovely breasts, non? Nice tear drop shape, gentle sexy sag. And, for the last time, very very real. Quite a career move… thoughts? Source The Sun Full Story

Dirty Face DUMBASS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 00:00:00 February 18, 2008 00:00:00

Now it makes sense. No one had a clue why the Capri Film Festival honoured Lindsay Lohan last year but just a month later, she shows up Sunday night at the 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italia Film, Fashion, and Art Festival… Coincidence or conspiracy? As for the return of her pinned pupils? Absolutely NO coincidence whatsoever. Full Story

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Still Together, Still Creepy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 06:41:30 February 18, 2008 06:41:30

They haven’t been seen together publicly since getting “candidly” photographed holding hands a month ago but from the looks of it at a private party the other night, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are still together and on their way home. No wonder she always dresses like a 35 year old. Full Story

Dinner on Jen!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 00:00:00 February 18, 2008 00:00:00

Jennifer Aniston has completed work on the set of Travelling in Vancouver. As the production does not officially end for another 3 weeks, Jen will be missing the traditional wrap party with cast and crew. Instead, on Saturday, my sources say she treated everyone, including Aaron Eckhart and the film’s director, to dinner at the Teahouse in Stanley Park – a lovely gesture. Full Story

February 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2008 06:08:58 February 18, 2008 06:08:58

Happy 32nd to Marcy from Leigh – sisters bonding through smut. Am honoured! Much love and positive thinking to those affected by the explosion at 686 West Broadway in Vancouver last week, especially the wonderful staff at the BC Cancer Agency and the BC Cancer Foundation. Hopefully you’ll be back at work soon. Full Story

Friday, February 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Up until recently, for me it’s always been Ellen > Oprah. Always. But at the very, very least, the Mighty Opes doesn’t invite Ebola on to her stage and expose her flock to infection. As such, Oprah’s lambs have been spared the evil emanating from Paris Hilton’s black hole vagina.

Elle Degeneres’s audience, however, has not been so fortunate.

Time and again, Ellen brings back that skank twat disease. And time and again, instead of spitting on it, she’s actually nice to it. Very nice. Too nice.

WTF? Does Ellen actually need Paris Hilton for ratings???

That would be no.

Ellen had Ebola on her show again this week and simpered through the entire interview, even when Ebola mentioned she was abusing and neglecting 17 dogs in addition to the cats and various other animals that have suffered the misfortune of being adopted into her home.

Revolting. And sad. Because now Ellen Degeneres is officially infected. Ellen is done.

Was stuck in dress fitting hell yesterday but it’s finally Friday! Am blogging all day – check back often. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is not having help issues. Kate Bosworth hasn’t been blowing away the pain. Lately. And Eric Bana’s wife is not a lesbian.

Vanessa at 45

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2008 00:00:00 February 15, 2008 00:00:00

Been interviewed a few times lately about aging and Hollywood and ladies who are holding it together quite nicely without frightening us from the horrors of their faces. Vanessa Williams, turning 45, is a wonderful example. Ugly Betty was honoured last night at the NAACP Image Awards and Vanessa totally owned the carpet, Not crazy about the one shoulder but love the colour and the body and the hair and the eyes… and Rick Fox is a f&cking idiot. Full Story