What She Knows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Shameless self promotion? Yes. Undeniably so. But in the good days, pre-KFed, back when Britney was fit and successful and perceived as a young savvy media manipulator and crowned the future heir of Madonna, Britney used her body and showed off her body… repeatedly… to illustrate her point. Full Story

Trend Whore vs The Chubb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Who doesn’t like fashion? Staying up to date, rolling with the latest styles and trends and being in the “style” know … we all do it. But here’s the conundrum: how do you balance Trendy with Vanity? Example: High Waist is back. Works only for the long and lean and definitely NOT on Jessica Simpson. Full Story

Monday, April 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am officially obsessed with Scarlett Johansson’s breasts. And trust me…she wants it that way.

Saturday night, Saturday Night Live, Scarjo flounces out for the opening monologue and who the hell cares what happened next? Because if you have eyes, you would have fixated solely on her chest. The photos below don’t do them justice. Squeezed in, pushed out, lifted up – girl has a glorious rack. Seriously glorious, perfectly in tune with her body, it sounds pervy but we were mesmerized. And I’d feel even pervier about it if they weren’t so obviously presented – the celebrity version of strategic product placement: a career greatly enhanced by The Boobs. Of course it also doesn’t hurt that Scarlett Johansson is TOTAL gorgessity. The skin, the body, the hair… I would, gossips. I totally would.

Monday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Bloat & Pity Together… again???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Vince Vaughn reportedly spent the night at Jennifer Aniston’s on Saturday. A fag and hag sleepover??? Or has his bloat found its way back to her pity? Or… Do he and she have something to sell again??? Or... Is her publicist sucking up to Janice Min??? Stay tuned… source Full Story

Where’s Boo?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Just as Jake was about to end his run atop the Freebie Five, the dog issue comes up again…securing his spot for at least another week. Because remember – it’s the dog dream that got him there in the first place. Full Story

Dark Spidey in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

I love it. The antithesis of pink and ringlets, my Kiki in London tonight for the premiere of Spidey 3 – rather apropos considering Spidey discovers his dark side, so to speak, in the sequel sequel. Does sequel apply to #3? The smokey eyes, the natural hair, the dress – above all the dress. Full Story

About Rachel & Hayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Many of you have been asking about Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen. Whether or not they’re together, or at least want you think they’re together – I’ll be reporting world exclusive details with photos on their weekend activities tonight on eTalk. Watch on Broadband if you’re not in Canada  by clicking here. Full Story

Quiver Over This

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

David was missing from Bluebell’s christening Saturday. Why? Because The Hotness was sweating on the pitch in Spain, reacting calmly as a crazed stalker fan breached security to meet his idol. Pipsqueak would have gone running to his mother… Becks on the other hand is all chill. Sexy. Most sexy of all is Becks being Daddy. Full Story

Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

“All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Wax in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

The pants are alarming…yes. And his face…always. Always alarming, of course. But even more frightening, to me at least, is her face. Her face made up like a wax figure – scarier than the pants and Marc Anthony’s sunken cheeks, non? As for the widely reported “flop” of her Spanish album – looks like JLo is finding other ways of cashing in. Full Story

Posh: Blonder and Thicker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Posh on Saturday at the Blue’s christening – does her hair look way lighter to you? And does she look a wee bit, like maybe 2 pounds, around the hips and ass, just a wee bit healthier? Even around the back? ‘Course now that that observation has been made, bitch’ll probably go mad and not eat for another 3 weeks pre-LA relocation. Full Story