Little Sci: on the heels of the Chosen One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Probably coincidence right? Check out Little Sci and her parents on Sunday on their way to a basketball game. Normally kept super undercover but just days after The Chosen One’s public outing with Daddy Brad, the Cruises are following suit. But enough conspiracy mongering – let’s focus instead on the following observations, shall we? - Katie’s sweater: love it. Full Story

The Daily John Mayer: Djimon Hounsou

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Fans of John Mayer have been lamenting his love choice for weeks – how can he still stand for what he stood for with that bimbo on his tour bus? And although I understood the pain, not being a fan of his, I did not feel the pain. I did not feel that kind of pain until now - until Djimon Hounsou, the molten lava piece of loin quiveration known as Djimon Hounsou, started stepping out with Kimora Lee Simmons. Full Story

Battle of the Pip-ettes: Scarjo trumps JBiel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Jessica Biel? Please step off. Justin Pipsqueak saw the light and now, after an interminable two days of the overrated Jessica Biel, Paris Fashion Week has finally been blessed by a True Star: Scarlett Johansson has arrived. Looking every inch the bombshell here at the Louis Vuitton show, a personal guest of Marc Jacobs with a much sexier shorter buzz, Scarlett is giving proper Front Row Fashion Face and subtly telling Jessica Biel to get off her jock. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Ryan Gosling at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Source Like Joaquin the year before, Ryan and his two dates last Sunday during and after the Oscars. Apparently his sister and his mother actually had 2 gowns for the occasion – charming or not charming? More importantly though, check out that side profile of his nose. Full Story

Battle of the Daddies: Ben vs Ryan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

In one corner: Ben in White Rock (just outside of Vancouver) this weekend for a little family time. The reformed Ben Affleck, thanks to shades of Taupe and Violet, every inch the wonderful husband and doting father. In the other corner: Ryan Phillippe and the adorable Deacon and his sister Ava in LA. Full Story

The Posh Post-Oscar Tragedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

She was wearing Azzedine Alaia on Oscar night but upon her return home, the airline lost her luggage and when her belongings were returned 2 days later everything, including the dress and an exclusive pair of Jimmy Choos were ruined in the rain. Victoria is apparently despondent over the loss and could barely be consoled. Full Story

Sienna Won’t Shut Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Having seen Sienna Miller in person at Burger King, I can almost picture how she must have been during this interview with The Guardian. Simply put, the girl is off the rails. It was pretty pathetic when she was cussing her face off on her cell phone at the airport in Salt Lake City but during an interview? I have to admit I do appreciate her refreshing candour. Full Story

The Daily Possessed: Ashley Olsen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Their style has been much maligned. Personally? There is something about it I like very much. I like that I don’t see their billionaire hooters. I like that they’re not Mystic Tanned up the ying yang. I like that I can look at MK’s mouth without picturing a penis dangling from her lips. I like that pink is avoided at all costs. Full Story

The Daily Who Cares: Liz Hurley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

She got married. A day earlier than expected. Elton John gave her away. She wore Versace. She probably looked as she usually does. The same. Like this. Always. That"s all.  Full Story

Gwyneth: Her Fabulous Life, Her Famous Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Are you rolling your eyes? Of course you"re rolling your eyes. Would a discussion about Gwyneth really be a discussion about Gwyneth if you weren"t rolling your eyes? Gwyneth in Spanish Vogue looking lovelier than she has in ages and waxing ad nauseum about her privileged life: in addition to taking the former Princess of Bulgaria to the Oscars, my Gwynnie also hangs out in a yummy mummy playgroup with Stella McCartney and Madonna… "I have friends like Stella McCartney or Madonna, and very often our children get together to play. Full Story

Rachel McAdams: justifying the hype

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

"I hadn"t been that impressed with someone since I worked with Meryl Streep"- Diane Keaton on Rachel McAdams, in the pages of the new Elle showcasing Rachel in several couture creations criticised on the Oscar red carpet. Note the cover - remember Beyonce? Armani Prive? I still don"t like the dress but on Rachel, it"s hella more palatable, maybe because she"s not rockin" a ghetto weave and showing off her pits. Full Story