My Gwynnie’s Good Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 12:34:35 October 5, 2007 12:34:35

My Gwyneth has never had to struggle. And shooting her reality tv eating show is no exception. Check her out in Spain, wine glass at the ready, and – shocker! – holding her own umbrella??? Am reeling. Gwynnie and I, we have the same hair right now. Am thrilled. You will note she looks super cute and super casual. Full Story

Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Giveaway #8 - FIXED!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 00:00:00 October 5, 2007 00:00:00

Wrong link previously. PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. I missed one during TIFF so we’re doubling up this time. It’s Week #8 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips gift basket valued at $100 including the full range of SoftLips products can be yours! If you are interested… Guess the Lips! Who do they belong to? Hint: three initials and a tell tale witch boil…this can’t be too challenging. Full Story

Kiki & Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:55:16 October 5, 2007 09:55:16

My Kiki showed up at the Chanel show for Paris fashion week today. As you can see, she looks perfect. As you can see, she still loves her Ray-Bans. And as you can see, Karl promptly threw himself at her for the photo op. Another runway, another season, and the bitchbeating fan is still missing. The world is a dimmer place. Full Story

Uma with Arki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:39:38 October 5, 2007 09:39:38

I totally get the Euro Hot. Arpad (Arki) Busson is 100% Euro Hot. Am all over it. And Uma is too. Uma’s last boyfriend Andre Balasz was cut from the same mold. Only Arki allegedly has some very bad habits. Ones that Elle Macpherson supposedly couldn’t be around if she wanted to stay clean. Full Story

Chicken Fried Happy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:28:11 October 5, 2007 09:28:11

Can we sum up her week? A judge takes her babies away. She is forced to hand them over to her golddigging slime of an ex husband who now looks like an all star. She is legally required to be drug tested twice a week and can only be with her children under supervision. She also has to suffer the indignity of being coached as a parent and then evaluated by the state. Full Story

Rare Miss in Red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 09:10:23 October 5, 2007 09:10:23

Natalie Portman at the premiere of The Darjeeling Limited last night. Always beautiful of course but that dress sucks too much ass. Weird and bunchy around the waist, totally unflattering and tenting her tits across the top… definitely not her best look. As for the maybe gaybe boyfriend issue – it appears you are still split evenly down the middle. Full Story

Hot Asians on TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 08:02:50 October 5, 2007 08:02:50

After what appeared to be a shaky start, looks like Patricia Field has found her footing – Lucy Liu’s wardrobe in Cashmere Mafia has shown significant improvement. And this outfit is no exception. That little dress is unbelievable. And that man beside her is even better. HOT Asian man’s name is Jack Yang. Full Story

Without Heath

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 07:38:31 October 5, 2007 07:38:31

Michelle Williams looking lovely and blonde again at last night’s premiere of I’m Not There. Heath was not there. And of course he hasn’t been there for months. Which is part of the reason why they split. Now that she’s single, she’s actually tying to smile more. This is a good thing. Full Story

Thinnification Update – Rumer Willis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2007 07:19:14 October 5, 2007 07:19:14

Almost there… now just the tits have to go and she’ll be a proper stick insect with heaps of attention paid to her body on the cover of countless magazines. Demi Moore must be so proud. Check it out – my Rumer leaving the Neil George salon after a touch up. I do love the hair. The hair looks amazing. Full Story

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

She certainly does love her freedom, non? Every time Britney’s supposed to be in court fighting for her boys, she checks into a first class hotel instead. What’s that all about anyway? Do drug dealers roam the halls of the Beverly Hills Four Seasons? In Hollywood, it’s actually not a stretch. I’ve seen 16 year olds snorting cocaine off a toilet paper dispenser in the washroom at the Roosevelt and management didn’t seem to care. Trust me…that entire town is f&cked.

But at least Britney has her career, right?

As I first reported exclusively the other day, her label is so jazzed about how well Gimme More sold on iTunes, it will release Gimme More the video on iTunes tomorrow (Friday) followed by an official MTV debut on Sunday night.

Finally watched this week’s Gossip Girl last night on PVR. As my friend Lara said the other day – Girl sh-t is the Best sh-t and what B did to S at the Ivy Mixer was epic. It’s high school for adults and I’m telling you…if you loved 90210, give Gossip Girl a chance.

Thursday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Congratulations to Tamsin – last day before moving on to better opportunities. Good luck!

PPS. And to Nicole as well for passing the CPA exam. Hope you had a proper celebration…if not, you MUST this weekend!