Joaquin & the Children

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Giving back during the holidays – definitely good for at least a few quivers. Check out Joaquin Phoenix recently, captured by writer/photographer Robert Brink at a charity event to distribute Christmas gifts. Having criticised Joaq in the past for shunning photos but not passing up on swag (to tell you the truth, I’m actually kinda surprised he’d be one to whore for free sh-t) Brink reports that he was quite pleasant this time ‘round, taking pleasure in helping disadvantaged youth bring home something fun for the holidays. Full Story

My Celebrity Baby Theory: Trump Edition

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source via Source Barron Trump was baptised quietly last week in Palm Beach – surprisingly low key for the Donald who doesn’t seem to do anything without fanfare…except as it relates to family I suppose. Full Story

Oceans Boys are Back

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New movie poster for Oceans 13, trailer has also been released and George Clooney is The Hotness. As is Don Cheadle. Love.Him. Love all of them. And that’s just it, isn’t? The secret Oceans Formula? An untouchable cool, they make you want them to want you to be their friend. It’s so cheesy, it’s weak and it’s wrong but it’s there. Full Story

The Black Dahlia Exclusive Giveaway!

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of Scarlett and Josh – The Black Dahlia co-starring Hilary Swank and Aaron Eckhart comes out on DVD next Tuesday, December 26 and I have 3 copies to give away. Scarjo’s tits apparently feature prominently, though not bare, I hear they do a great job of asserting themselves into every scene. Full Story

Britney Spears: relative thinking

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So she walks around with no panties. And when she does wear panties, we can see ‘em. And she’s partying and she’s drinking and everyone’s going bananas about her getting out of control and last night she went to get a new tattoo, with her sister along for the ride, at what’s been described as a seedy parlour, and on and on goes the criticism… Because you expected her turn in to Mandy Moore? Please. Full Story

Scarlett Johansson: a goddess is forgiving

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If it were up to me, she’d be single and lookin’ for Colin Farrell. Unfortunately for Colin, Scarlett has other plans and after bungling his relationship with her the first time ‘round, it appears that Josh has groveled his way back into Scarjo’s good books and the lucky sod was proudly making out with her in NYC last week. Full Story

Jen: Tears & Yoga

December 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New cover of Us Weekly – the last one before Christmas, just in time to take advantage of our charitable hearts…’tis the season of giving and of giving back to those less fortunate: Brad’s Joy, Jen’s Pain…with details of Aniston’s ongoing suffering, how the recent Pitt publicity train is “killing her”, how she uses yoga to get through. Full Story

Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Dear Gossips, Matt Damon on Larry King last night admitted he takes on another persona, pretends to be someone else – the most boring someone else - during junkets and promotional events because, in his words, the skillset required to make a movie is completely different from the one you use to sell it. According to Matt, “selling a movie” is apparently the most tedious responsibility attached to making one and these days it’s less about the “work” than it is about branding toilet paper, which is why Matt, in all his passive aggressive sanctimony, will strip himself of all personality for interviews, at once beholden to his professional obligations but bucking them at the same time. Bitch…please. Acting is acting no matter who the audience. And while we’re at it, would it kill you to act grateful for the $10 million paycheque and the right to work oh… only 2 or 3 months out of the year? Just asking… Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for updates, new posts will appear at the top of the page, immediately following the opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Return of Hermy Diaz!

December 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And this time - SHE"s the one acknowledging it! An article from Cleo Magazine, she answers questions about her boyfriend and her bod, and when asked what she does to stay in shape, this was her response: "I work out regularly for myself; I have to, otherwise I go crazy. I do hiking or the elliptical machine, and light weight training, plus a little Pilates. Full Story

Britney sells Bloated Cologne

December 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Promo pics for a new fragrance…not exactly the most flattering images and certainly not the smartest way to hawk your wares. Who styled this shoot anyway? Can you distinguish between the ornaments and the fragrance? Why does she still look like she’s chewing gum on the left hand side of her mouth? Do I really want to smell like bloat and a shaved hoo hoo? No thanks. Full Story

Rachel Bilson: at work with dog

December 19, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 19, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On set shooting episodes for the OC, dog in tow. She’s the cutest, non? Update for those of you still aching over reports of a Brody/Bilson split: as I’ve mentioned, they are apart as a result of busy schedules but no one close to them has ruled out reconciliation and given her cell phone usage, that still seems to be the case. Full Story