More Proof He’s Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 00:00:00 August 24, 2007 00:00:00

Christian Bale. One of the most sought after actors, matinee idol good looks, chooses not to take his career down a certain path, not a famewhore, devoted to his wife, doesn’t sell out, for all those who keep making excuses for celebrities, blaming the paparazzi for lack of privacy – it is possible, you see, not to be one of them. Full Story

The Hotness Loses his Sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 07:33:00 August 24, 2007 07:33:00

Poor Becks! Transatlantic travel is taking its toll. Becks was in Europe earlier this week practicing for England’s friendly against Germany, then he flew back immediately to suit up for the LA Galaxy’s match against Chivas USA. In the first half, Chivas midfielder Jesse Marsch fouled him too hard, Becks lost his sh-t and got up in Jesse’s face, ready to throw down. Full Story

Perfect Prison Pictures

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2007 07:10:57 August 24, 2007 07:10:57

Check it out. Nicole Richie’s booking photo yesterday. Cute, non? The secret when it comes to these girls is obviously dipping the chin. I try to remember this now when my friends are waving their cameras around at parties for immediate posting on Facebook. Funny thing is – have you had a passport photo taken recently? Because of increased security concerns, the guidelines for acceptable photos are super strict. Full Story

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Amy Winehouse, as of last night, despite cancelling her US tour 2 days ago to focus on her health, is still not in rehab and still living hardcore with that useless f&ck Blake Civil Fielder. Sad smutty details below.

And on the subject of sad smut, Britney is back in LA but wants to run to London and still no one knows what the crazy bitch will do at the VMAs. Until she drops out. Meanwhile, KFed is looking to send out another subpoena. More on that later.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Kaire N!

Contrite or Contrived?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 15:10:13 August 23, 2007 15:10:13

“It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. Full Story

The Madge Goes On

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 15:04:29 August 23, 2007 15:04:29

Madonna’s new single was leaked for a few hours today before Warner Bros took it down. The song is called The Beat Goes On. Not immediately catchy but it has a great hook and once again, she’s switched to an all new sound now. Heavily Timbaland influenced … me likey. More importantly, can’t wait to see the choreography she has planned for her new material. Full Story

Learning her Angles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 14:39:36 August 23, 2007 14:39:36

I"m telling you... she’s cute. Only from a side view but still. Few are born with a perfect face like Liv Tyler. My Rumer is making the best of what little she received. And in doing so, with the quirky cut accentuating her pretty eyes and a rather attractive nose…well… we’ve seen worse, non? Besides, now that she is learning her angles, call me Cruise but I actually like looking at Rumer Willis. Full Story

The Easy Life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 00:00:00 August 23, 2007 00:00:00

No felonies. Seven misdemeanors but no felonies and a plea bargain expected to be reached any second which means she will only do 4 days in the clink … if that. So Lindsay Lohan twice drinks, drugs, and drives, once smashing her Mercedes, the other time recklessly giving chase on the highway and for all that, absolutely nothing. Full Story

Little Sci and my heart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 09:42:58 August 23, 2007 09:42:58

I love her! I love her so much! Look at Little Sci in Paris with Katie! A perfect Parisian outfit too, non? Little Sci is the cutest!!! As for Katie – there’s something very very sexy about here in these photos. Mostly because the GMD is nowhere to be found. But curious curious observation: check out her boobs. Full Story

The New Britney Ballad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2007 00:00:00 August 23, 2007 00:00:00

Have you heard this? Thanks to Alicia for the heads up. Ryan Seacrest played Britney’s new song on the radio – a ballad. So… I don’t hate it. I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it. The music I mean. The lyrics on the other hand are pure f*cking puke Rossum Full Story