Michelle & Heath: the next split?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

The NY Daily News says things are rough going between the two – something about Heath being at Teddy’s without her on Valentine’s Day, just chillin’, not mackin’ on anyone but still she freaked out. Having said that, the NY Daily News also said in today’s column that Orly and Penelope were givin’ er at a party on Sunday night after the Oscars which immediately smelled to me like a plant, considering I saw him that night with my very own eyes, accompanied by a giggling gaggle of young girls…one of whom looked curiously like her sister. Full Story

Jude Law: Dandy Pants get an award

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

From the French, something about his contribution to cinema. And much as I’m confounded by the quiveration he inspires in some, much as I can’t stand his cockadoodle dandy appeal, I do agree about Jude’s acting resumé - it’s true that he’s limited his sh-tty appearances, it’s true that he could have sold out a lot harder and a lot more often than he has. Full Story

My Gwyneth and her babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

Well hello Moses. Hello very cute, very chubby Moses! See Moses and his mum leaving Spielberg’s house the other day. Yes. THAT Spielberg. Because that’s my Gwyneth, you know? She takes a princess to the Oscars and visits with her godfather Steven Spielberg, whom she affectionately calls Uncle Morty, and she extols the virtues of motherhood while standing beside her nanny. Full Story

The Daily Get Away from Me: John & Jess in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m no body language expert but John Mayer still looks like he’s doing the Walk of Shame, as though he’s embarrassed by his own libido, the way Hugh Grant looked after being arrested for getting blown by a tranny – it’s the same expression on John…. appropriate, don’t you think? And seriously…do we seriously think he’s attractive? Do we? Since when did Squishy Become Sexy? Since when did looking like Michael Jackson become the new standard? And how could a limp dick lyricist attracted to low class hermaphrodites possibly be defensible? Again Mayer fans…I can’t say it enough…I am SO sorry for your loss. Full Story

Britney…better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2007 12:00:00 March 1, 2007 12:00:00

Hope getting stronger, y’all. Britney looking promising on a supervised outing from rehab yesterday. As you can see, the Carol Channing wig is gone, as is the f&cked up and crazy attack face. It’s been a week now, physical detox should be complete, now it’s just workin’ out her head. Hope is hard to kill, see? As for those rumours of reconciliation with Kevin Federline – I was the first to report it last week - that both are considering the possibility, but I’m also hearing that Britney has been advised against it so soon from those counseling her, at least not right away. Full Story

Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Dear Gossips, Home at last, although I have to tell you...the Roosevelt in LA ain’t bad. Hoppin’ every night at Teddy’s, suspicious activity in the washrooms, celebrities sauntering about nonchalantly, I did see Diddy and his posse while I was coming out of the elevator late Sunday night but not when the scuffle went down a little later. However, in talking to those who’ve dealt with him on previous occasions at the Roosevelt, Diddy’s crew is apparently as chill as they come, all things considered, and word among staff is that there was definitely a certain amount of provocation going on. Wednesday – live blogging, wrapping up Oscar gossip, check back often for fresh posts including some dirt on the Grey’s contract dispute. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Post-Oscar Gossip bits & pieces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Did I forget to mention how sh-t Beyonce looked at the Oscars? I think I must have.   Well…Beyonce looked like sh-t. And I were Giorgio Armani, I’d institute a ban on her ever wearing his clothes again. Because she cheapens everything she puts on. And because there appeared to be a tortoise climbing up her shoulder. Full Story

Natalie & Gael: love in the open

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Her dress at Vanity Fair – hated it. Ok maybe not the dress. Maybe just the way she put it together – the baby doll hair and the shoes are ass too. But who cares. She’s Natalie Portman. She’s smart and funny and informed and not a famewhore. And she’s still dating Gael Garcia Bernal. Since last year. Full Story

On Ryan, Rachel, and Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

First things first… text messaging like mad from Laineygossip.com readers at LAX. Rachel McAdams arrived today – pink hair still present and accounted for.   Needless to say, the hysterical McGoslings are losing their sh-t over her absence during Oscar weekend. Anxiety and lunacy reign supreme, Notebook fans in a full on panic about potential distress…here’s an email I received from someone who refers to her/himself only as – McGosling Forever: Lainey, I find it hard to believe she was working like you said and couldn’t come with him. Full Story

Gwyneth’s Oscar Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Gwyneth’s Oscar Date I know you love to hate her. Now you can hate her even more. So you know my best friend’s Red Carpet Policy, right? She refuses to walk it with Chris, she refuses to put her relationship on display, she refuses even to say his name sometimes, using only “my husband” if she has to or “her Daddy” or “his Daddy” when speaking about him in relation to the children. Full Story

Taupe: Work Above Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2007 12:00:00 February 28, 2007 12:00:00

Where was Jennifer Garner? Here she is at the weekend playing in the park. On the night when her husband would be confronted by not one but two formidable exes, Jennifer Garner stayed in Vancouver with Violet instead, preferring to focus on her role in Juno. And I’m sorry to disappoint you but the only smut I have on this situation is the “People Magazine” variety. Full Story