Where’s Boo?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Just as Jake was about to end his run atop the Freebie Five, the dog issue comes up again…securing his spot for at least another week. Because remember – it’s the dog dream that got him there in the first place. Full Story

Dark Spidey in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

I love it. The antithesis of pink and ringlets, my Kiki in London tonight for the premiere of Spidey 3 – rather apropos considering Spidey discovers his dark side, so to speak, in the sequel sequel. Does sequel apply to #3? The smokey eyes, the natural hair, the dress – above all the dress. Full Story

About Rachel & Hayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Many of you have been asking about Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen. Whether or not they’re together, or at least want you think they’re together – I’ll be reporting world exclusive details with photos on their weekend activities tonight on eTalk. Watch on Broadband if you’re not in Canada  by clicking here. Full Story

Quiver Over This

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

David was missing from Bluebell’s christening Saturday. Why? Because The Hotness was sweating on the pitch in Spain, reacting calmly as a crazed stalker fan breached security to meet his idol. Pipsqueak would have gone running to his mother… Becks on the other hand is all chill. Sexy. Most sexy of all is Becks being Daddy. Full Story

Sienna Miller: capitalizing on Lohan stupidity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

“All I want to do is act…I’m an actor” – Lilo’s mantra, in every interview, in every article, whenever the pappies are around, she claims she’s an actor. That acting is her calling, that she will win an Oscar by the time she’s 30. Bitch… please. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Wax in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

The pants are alarming…yes. And his face…always. Always alarming, of course. But even more frightening, to me at least, is her face. Her face made up like a wax figure – scarier than the pants and Marc Anthony’s sunken cheeks, non? As for the widely reported “flop” of her Spanish album – looks like JLo is finding other ways of cashing in. Full Story

Posh: Blonder and Thicker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Posh on Saturday at the Blue’s christening – does her hair look way lighter to you? And does she look a wee bit, like maybe 2 pounds, around the hips and ass, just a wee bit healthier? Even around the back? ‘Course now that that observation has been made, bitch’ll probably go mad and not eat for another 3 weeks pre-LA relocation. Full Story

Four Spice Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

All present but for Scary who is in America fighting with her baby daddy Eddie Murphy. But Ginger, Baby, Sporty, and of course Posh were all there, in honour of Bluebell’s christening. And contrary to popular opinion - LOVE the name Bluebell. Blue for short, am all over it. And she’s gorgeous, non? That rosebud mouth, not quite as large as The Chosen One Shiloh’s, but prominent still, and so pretty and fair, just like lovely mum Geri who has never been so fetching and fit… love, love, love. Full Story

Little Sci Goes to a Party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Little Sci turned 1 last Wednesday – same day as Grier Henchy, 2nd daughter of Brooke Shields, with whom the GMD famously feuded over postpartum depression. Not known whether or not Little Sci had a xenu-themed birthday party of her own but she did show up at Grier’s party on Saturday along with her parents looking cuter than ever. Full Story

Friday, April 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

The Spears Family draggin’ their sh-t out for public consumption… verging on not fun smut.

Sigh.

So how’s this for Canadian contrasts? The Ellen Show today…Ryan Gosling – SO endearing, so funny, so likeable. And then Avril Lavigne – SO the opposite. One you want to get to know better, the other you couldn’t give a f&ck.

Why? Because Ryan Gosling actually has a personality, although he might want to stay away from skinny jeans.

And forgot to mention – saw Fracture a few days ago. Call me Cruise but AnThony Hopkins (don’t forget the hard “T” per Gwyneth) is a sexy beast. Creepy, crawly, crazy…but sexy. The man is a f&cking master. And watching him spar onscreen with the one of Hollywood’s most talented young actors was fascinating – like he was challenging Ryan Gosling in every scene: bring it kid, come to school, I’m far from dead.

Love, love, love.

Friday – live blogging, check back often for new posts including one addressing the panicked McGoslings.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

The Return of Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

What’s sugar and sweet and makes you sick??? Here’s Emmy Rossum, angelic and innocent and doe-eyed and delightful last night at a charity event…per usual. And per usual, vomit rises. Like…what is she wearing? Nothing more irritating than seeing Emmy walking around in white and lace and frills channeling Dakota Fanning. Full Story