Borat vs Captain Jack

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Loin quiveration to run amok at this year’s Golden Globes. As discussed, Leo will attend. And Brad of course. And my Borat too, going head to head with Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow in the Best Actor Category (Musical). Can’t. Wait. LOVE that they recognised Sacha Baron Cohen! And now the question becomes – will he attend as Sacha? Full Story

My Leo’s Double Honour

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My #1 (and sorry, I still can’t figure out how to update the Freebie Five) received two nods for Best Actor with Forest Whitaker, Peter O’Toole, and Will Smith rounding out the rest but his double honour pushed out Ryan Gosling who has earned widespread critical praise for a largely unseen grossly unpromoted effort. Full Story

Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Dear Gossips, It has been a long, long, long time since I’ve felt this way about a new show. Now I know how it must have been for fans of Arrested Development and other little-watched, highly respected programs that had the standard but not the numbers. Friday Night Lights is a perfect show. The best show. And if you’re not watching, I’m telling you…you are missing out. Well done to Barbara Walters for leaving Tom Cruise OFF her 10 Most Fascinating List. Hee. Have to admit though – my favourite was that entrepreneurial minister Joel Osteen. When he closed his eyes and prayed with his congregation for “promotions, bonuses, and inheritances”, I nearly lost my sh-t. Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Quiveration: Sacha Baron Cohen

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe you don"t want to make sexytime with Borat...but wouldn"t you change your mind for Sacha Baron Cohen? Box office juggernaut, Cambridge graduate, listed ABOVE the Pitts on Barbara Walters" 10 Most Fascinating List, engaged to the adorable Isla Fisher, funny as all hell, intelligent as all hell . Full Story

Nicole Richie: the Aunt Flow excuse

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is reporting that Nicole"s friends are reporting that the Vicodin/pot/driving on the wrong side of the highway/DUI arrest incident was brought on by her period. Apparently her cramps were so hardcore she needed to pop a few pills. Right. Let"s suspend disbelief for a moment, shall we? Just for argument"s sake, let"s - just for fun, because no one is buying this anyway - play devil"s advocate. Full Story

Britney: new weave, new stains, nipples too

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While much has been made about the breasts - many of you have emailed raggin" on her for exposing her tits now and not her hoo hoo - I really don"t see the problem. She"s wearing a see through blouse and she went to the trouble of putting on a tank underneath. What more do you want? You have to remember - the glare from a camera, especially late at night, is intense. Full Story

How Matthew Keeps Fit

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite story of the day – whether it’s grunting and sweating on the beach, or doing yoga on the beach, or showing off his greasy monkey chest wherever he goes, Matthew McConaughey is endlessly amusing. Currently promoting his new movie We Are Marshall, Matthew is doing press and talking Lance (he admires him for his work fundraising for cancer research) and Penelope (they’re still on good terms, he thinks she should be nominated for Oscar) and his body. Full Story

Three Whiskers and The Lion

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look how it wilts against Leo. Orly de-whiskered of late, with a true heavyweight at the Ecofabulous Party Benefiting Global Green yesterday, perhaps getting some helpful pointers about how to evolve from teen scream to legitimate actor beyond sprouting a few sparsely placed chin hairs. But is it too late? If he couldn’t live up to the manly quotient for the Crusades, how will he ever overcome the whimpering whisker? Definitely a career crossroads for Orlando Bloom. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Audrey Tautou

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Undeniable. Look at her. Look at her and tell me she’s not insanely beautiful. New stills from her new movie Hors de Priz, effortless perfection, absolutely flawless. I used to say if I could look like anyone it would be Gisele Bundchen. I think I now have to change my mind. The style, the hair, those beguiling brown eyes, thin but naturally thin, born thin, not starved to be thin, and of course that French overbite/pout. Full Story

The Pitts & People: campaign, campaign, campaign

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And courting the MiniVan Majority. I warned you… the Pitts have replaced the GMD and Britney’s poonie and they continue to be everywhere, including the latest issue of People Magazine named as the Family of the Year. Exclusive interview, she talks Brad, she talks kids, she talks Zahara who is apparently the true ballbreaker of the family, ruling over with some dramatic flair: “…if Z doesn"t get the bottle from me, she"ll very quickly run to Daddy. Full Story

Gwyneth: December in Russia

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Promoting a martini in Moscow…how odd. But really…who cares when she looks this good? My Gwynnie in a super short dress and gold heels, pale lips and dark eyes, hair combed and blown out, typical beloved bored expression – she’s really too good to be there, didn’t you know? Sigh. So gorgeous. Full Story