Chicken Fried Kid-Free!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 13:46:02 November 16, 2007 13:46:02

In the car, that is. At an emergency hearing today, the judge ruled that Britney Spears is not to drive with her children after seeing video evidence of her running a red light with them in the car. Given that this is the only thing she knows to do with them when they’re with her, Britney now has to find a new activity on her custody days to kill the time. Full Story

More Funny Fab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 11:23:04 November 16, 2007 11:23:04

The always brilliant Gallery of the Absurd has offered this artistic interpretation of the Clooney/Fabio gunslinging that went down last week. The rollercoaster is of course reference to that incident a few years back when a bird attacked Fab’s face…you remember? Can’t stop laughing… Gallery of the Absurd Full Story

13 is the new 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 11:15:31 November 16, 2007 11:15:31

Brilliant Us Weekly comparison – on the left Lilo at 13. On the right her sister Ali at 13. Clearly times have changed. Should 13 year olds look this… experienced? The expression in those eyes, the wanton dip of her chin, the suggestive pout – how many years, even months, before the next Lohan trainwreck hits TMZ? I’m about to offend you, if you can’t handle, stop reading now. Full Story

Funniest.Fab.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 10:46:59 November 16, 2007 10:46:59

Remember the best story from last week? George Clooney and Fabio throwing down at some restaurant because George’s bitch came out when he mistakenly believed Fab’s female friends who were seated at a table nearby were taking photos of him? The incident was a source of major Clooney DEquiveration and provided the most press Fabio’s received in years. Full Story

Blunt is Better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 10:11:36 November 16, 2007 10:11:36

The ravishing Emily Blunt in UK In Style December issue hailed as Britain’s newest screen siren along with Keira Knightley. Yes yes, totally agree. Except Emily has thankfully exited her “black mood” phase and doesn’t walk around hating the world. Emily can currently be seen in The Jane Austen Book Club which has been overwhelmingly well received by the Washington Post, Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, The New York Times, and Roger Ebert. Full Story

Fringe Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 00:00:00 November 16, 2007 00:00:00

Liv Tyler and Kate Moss last night with matching fringe in contrasting black and white attending the 7th on Sale Gala. Oddly enough, neither is particularly well dressed but Kate does look remarkably improved since ending her Crack Love, non? Stil… Crack Love is forever. Probably only a matter of time. Full Story

Keep It!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 00:00:00 November 16, 2007 00:00:00

Yet another child star, only 18 but looks like she’s 30, and probably sleeping with a 30 year old co-star with the blessing of a stage mother molded after Dina Lohan – Hayden Panettiere is a DUI waiting to happen. Predictably she is also an actress AND a singer. Right. As you’ve seen, Hayden is revelling in her role as the latest “It” girl. Full Story

The Other Boleyn Girl: The Trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 08:34:20 November 16, 2007 08:34:20

It was slated for a December release, at the height of awards contention, the junkets were actually scheduled for around right now…but then about a month ago, The Other Boleyn Girl disappeared off the circuit, yanked by the studio with no explanation, and slotted instead for a February release – no man’s land. Full Story

VS Homo Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 00:00:00 November 16, 2007 00:00:00

Damn Doogie!  Yes… Doogie. Doogie is HOT. Sigh. All gays are hot. I love hot gays. This hot gay needs a hag. Does he have a hag? And is that his boyfriend? I hope not. I’m thinking Doogie and Wentie Miller. Yum. I would watch, wouldn’t you? Splash Full Story

VS Orange, Bloated, and Bulging

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 00:00:00 November 16, 2007 00:00:00

I know you’re out there – the Gerard Butler fan club. I know he’s your quiveration. And while I’m not a beefcake girl myself, I can understand why he might set your loins afire. But dude… This is all kindsa wrong. Gerry at the Victoria’s Secret show last night – as you can see, as Bridget’s mother would say, he’s so orange he’s practically purple. Full Story

Lance Denies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2007 00:00:00 November 16, 2007 00:00:00

Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six: "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. Full Story