Girlcrushing on Katherine Heigl

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s not a size 0. She’s not even a size 2. But she looks better than any twiggy cracked out skank who can fit into the standard. Katherine Heigl at the Dreamgirls premiere last night, dressing for her body, dressing appropriately, dressing like a woman with curves who can still rock with style. Full Story

Lilo De-Bloats?

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my Brain Age, perhaps that explains the charitable outlook… So call me Cruise but I think Lindsay Lohan looks better. Full Story

Katie Mothers Isabella

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Kidman insists time and again that her children live with her in Nashville. But although we’ve been treated to photos of her and Keith at the gym, at the coffee shop, at Target of all places, and even those conveniently timed, conveniently placed idyllic images of them at Betty Ford, we’ve yet to see pictures of her with her children at her new “hometown”. Full Story

Paris Hilton teaches me English

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much has been made of Lindsay’s incoherent rambling, the egregious inclusion of the letter “I” in ADEQUATE, the attempt at sounding articulate, that common sin flagrantly committed by most celebrities – speaking without a script, sounding assy without dialogue that’s been written for them. Full Story

Richard Gere, Sly Stallone…and the gerbil

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard the gerbil story, right? For years people believed it was legit. Like that Phil Collins song about someone drowning in a pool and then he invited the guy to his concert and made him feel like sh-t – you know that story? Well that story totally never happened. Hollywood urban legend, there was no drowning, there was no murderer, and there was no gerbil running around Richard’s ass because that’s the way he got off. Full Story

Hot Harry beats Beaver Will

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry on a Horse – for me, since they were young, from the very beginning it has always been Harry. And now, side by side, as the hotness of the spare is showcased in sharp contrast to the dork of the heir…I mean really, is there really any question? Here are the princes, announcing a concert in memory of their mother, superstar performers, proceeds going to charity, full of the spirit and generosity that characterized Diana, a project spearheaded by her sons. Full Story

Angelina: on Brad, on marriage, on Jennifer

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve seen the Vogue cover, some of the gorgeous inside shots, now little by little, the article details are emerging – an interview in which she agreed to be asked about her relationship, her personal life, and even Jennifer Aniston, sure to spark a sh-tload of debate over interpretation. USA Today characterizes it as “coming clean”, but in reading the passages they’ve chosen to highlight, “coming clean” simply refers to Jolie’s description of Brad’s impact on her life, the friendship and chemistry while working together, along with a vaguely worded answer about their relationship, and whether or not they will legally marry. Full Story

All Hail The Chosen One

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pages of the new Hello Magazine – the entire family photographed in Cambodia and The Chosen One prominently on display. Look. At. This. Child. Actually…let me clarify: the close up is gorgeous. In the family shot, she looks kinda fake. Totally beautiful…but fake. Another thing while I’m at it – you know those composite images? When you stick two people together and meld their features and you come up with what their kids would look like? She looks exactly like a composite. Full Story

Monday, December 11, 2006
Dear Gossips, My Borat Best Actor? So say the LA Film Critics. And given that the movie is widely regarded to be one of the best of the year, there is a distinct possibility Borat could score an invitation to the Oscars – with conditions, of course. Can you imagine? Monday – live blogging starting with weekend catch up, check back often for new posts appearing at the top of the page, immediately after this opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My email is wonky – that promised message to subscribers with clues was sent out on Thursday. Please let me know if you received?

Brad & Angie: the red carpet debut!

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It happened! Didn"t think it was likely on this occasion but it happened. And as I"ve been telling you for weeks, they"ve been carefully planning their debut, especially around awards season...the time is clearly right for them to cement their relationship in public, given that the public is now largely pro-Pitt. Full Story

Devil Wears Prada Winners

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned earlier, email is wonky – some subscribers received the message with riddle clues, some haven’t. Will attempt to resend but in the meantime, here are the list of winners from last week’s Devil Wears Prada DVD and bag giveaway. Prizes will be mailed out on Wednesday. And remember – the DVD comes out tomorrow! DVD winner: Holly R from Tweed, ON for actually comparing Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits to McDonald’s hamburgers…hee: “I love that she actually expects people to believe that she is 100% natural. Full Story