Britney: new weave, new stains, nipples too

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While much has been made about the breasts - many of you have emailed raggin" on her for exposing her tits now and not her hoo hoo - I really don"t see the problem. She"s wearing a see through blouse and she went to the trouble of putting on a tank underneath. What more do you want? You have to remember - the glare from a camera, especially late at night, is intense. Full Story

How Matthew Keeps Fit

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My favourite story of the day – whether it’s grunting and sweating on the beach, or doing yoga on the beach, or showing off his greasy monkey chest wherever he goes, Matthew McConaughey is endlessly amusing. Currently promoting his new movie We Are Marshall, Matthew is doing press and talking Lance (he admires him for his work fundraising for cancer research) and Penelope (they’re still on good terms, he thinks she should be nominated for Oscar) and his body. Full Story

Three Whiskers and The Lion

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look how it wilts against Leo. Orly de-whiskered of late, with a true heavyweight at the Ecofabulous Party Benefiting Global Green yesterday, perhaps getting some helpful pointers about how to evolve from teen scream to legitimate actor beyond sprouting a few sparsely placed chin hairs. But is it too late? If he couldn’t live up to the manly quotient for the Crusades, how will he ever overcome the whimpering whisker? Definitely a career crossroads for Orlando Bloom. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Audrey Tautou

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Undeniable. Look at her. Look at her and tell me she’s not insanely beautiful. New stills from her new movie Hors de Priz, effortless perfection, absolutely flawless. I used to say if I could look like anyone it would be Gisele Bundchen. I think I now have to change my mind. The style, the hair, those beguiling brown eyes, thin but naturally thin, born thin, not starved to be thin, and of course that French overbite/pout. Full Story

The Pitts & People: campaign, campaign, campaign

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And courting the MiniVan Majority. I warned you… the Pitts have replaced the GMD and Britney’s poonie and they continue to be everywhere, including the latest issue of People Magazine named as the Family of the Year. Exclusive interview, she talks Brad, she talks kids, she talks Zahara who is apparently the true ballbreaker of the family, ruling over with some dramatic flair: “…if Z doesn"t get the bottle from me, she"ll very quickly run to Daddy. Full Story

Gwyneth: December in Russia

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Promoting a martini in Moscow…how odd. But really…who cares when she looks this good? My Gwynnie in a super short dress and gold heels, pale lips and dark eyes, hair combed and blown out, typical beloved bored expression – she’s really too good to be there, didn’t you know? Sigh. So gorgeous. Full Story

Angie & Jen: a truce?

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new cover of Us Weekly – hilarious caption and even more hilarious details inside: Jen suffers another humiliating split. Ouch. Janice Min REALLY hates her, doesn’t she? According to the magazine, Jennifer has been calling Brad to help her get over getting dumped by Vince Vaughn. Her rep denies and his rep says she has no knowledge of it but if you go on Huvane’s track record of …well…not being reliable, can we then infer that she really has been begging for his shoulder to cry on? Poor thing. Full Story

Britney: always dumb, still blind

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look at this f*ckin’ tool. Britney’s new man, the one she was making out with, I can’t be bothered to learn his name. He might have a job and he may be helping her produce a decent record but still…why does she insist on dudes who look like degenerates??? The kind of punks you see at the Mall, practicing that faux limp, one oversized pant leg dragging behind the other, a pager in one hand, cell phone in the other, sucking on a toothpick, gesticulating with ring-adorned fingers surrounded by a crew of equally ravishing, barely employed young men who believe that the size of one’s posse is in direct proportion to the size of one’s penis, but who inevitably end the evening with a ride home on the bus. Full Story

How the Pitts gush

December 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie gets cheesy…who would have thought? But if there was ever a week to show a “softer” side, this would be it. Because tattoos and airplanes won’t win over the MiniVan Majority and there’s nothing like a cheesy, gushy, public proclamation of love to chip away at the MiniVan insecurity complex little by little. Full Story

Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Dear Gossips, You’re sick of Britney’s lady folds, you’re sick of TomKat’s neverending wedding, and after the next couple of weeks, you might get sick of Brad and Angelina. More photos, more magazine interviews, The Chosen One fully exposed…and yes, she is an exception. Click on archives under “This Week” if you haven’t seen The Good Shepherd red carpet pics – the TOGETHER red carpet pics. See below for the genetic jackpot. Tuesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Angelina: couture pilot

December 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another photo from Vogue - Angelina upping the cool quotient by flying her plane while rockin" a designer suit. Love how her legs are spread so unflatteringly while she"s navigating. And I can just hear the MiniVan prudes sniping: how positively unladylike! Dude - she"s trying to stay airborne during a high fashion photoshoot. Full Story