Shock Blonde in Spain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

At the risk of sounding totally perv, whenever I see Scarlett Johansson, my mouth waters a little. She is just that delicious. Worthy of a real man … so no wonder she had no time to trifle with Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake. Here’s Scarlett in Barcelona shooting Woody Allen’s latest. Full Story

Granny Freeze and a Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

There was a time, immediately after her split from the GMD, at the height of Moulin Rouge and The Hours, when Nicole Kidman stood tall atop the Love List. Loved her. And then the face stopped moving and a new famewhore was born - hellbent on manufacturing a relationship to combat aging, to convince us of her desirability through a “once in a lifetime” love affair despite mounting evidence to the contrary, to say nothing of the bi-monthly arranged photos of her patting a bloated belly resulting in incessant speculation about a possible baby, Nicole sold and spun and took Keith along for the right. Full Story

Liza Minnelli > Denise Richards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

Inconceivable but true… Charles in Charge…don’t lie, don’t tell me you didn’t watch at least one episode and that once upon a time Scott Baio wasn’t your boyfriend. So now he’s in his 40s, I can’t bear to look at him, but of course he has a new reality tv show and of course he was promoting it on Howard Stern yesterday and OF COURSE Howard made him talk about sex and of course he obliged. Full Story

The Alba Bitch and the weak ass break-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

She is single. The Alba Demon has apparently split with her longtime boyfriend Cash Warren (what kind of a name is Cash???) while on press tour overseas for the Fantastic Four which delivered pretty underwhelming results domestically. Cash however is back in LA so Jessica called him, told him she didn’t love him anymore, and had her assistant pick her sh-t up from their house the next day. Full Story

Britney: OK to publish photos???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

You know all the details if you’ve been reading this column – but buy the magazine anyway because it’s definitely a rarity: to see a celebrity friendly magazine turn on a celebrity. Amazing. And breaking news!!! Was just watching The View. Giuliana DePandi is the guest host and they’re discussing the OK debacle and she said that the magazine WILL run the unflattering story AND the unflattering photos from the shoot! Stay tuned! As for the content – as I said, it’s a sanitized version of events. Full Story

Don’t Mess with Scary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

Love this bitch. It’s totally ghetto but it’s the only way to deal with a dead beat dad. In this case – Eddie Murphy, of course. New interview with Essence Magazine, Mel B claims she and Eddie planned the baby and also planned marriage, going so far as to reveal that she had her IUD removed so that it could happen. Full Story

A Break from the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Aniston in NYC last night out for dinner, spending some time away from Malibu and taking a breather from the beach. Shocking. Not happy with the fact that the plum roles are going to the plum actresses of another caliber, Jen has been working to develop her own projects: a musical and possibly a return to television but only as a producer. Full Story

The Opposite of Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

The Cruises trying to dirty dance…ew. Apparently he pulled out some of the old classics from Risky Business, stopping just short, thank Goddess, of showing off his tighty whiteys. Here’s the GMD trying to pretend he’s ridin’ up on David Beckham as opposed to his wife. And Katie gamely playing along, showing off some lovely, lovely arm tone. Full Story

Truly Dina’s Daughter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2007 12:00:00 July 25, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan to Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush: "Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they"re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin"s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy." Right. So… was she drinking and driving? Yes. Did she fail a field sobriety test? Yes. Full Story

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Well that didn’t take long! Only yesterday I was surmising about how long it would be before her next firing and the challenges with securing insurance on any of her projects. Needless to say, Lilo has proved us all right.

Lindsay Lohan, arrested early this morning "for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license" after gleefully flaunting that alcohol monitoring device like the new Birkin.

Story developing, check back often for updates.

Tuesday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

All About Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2007 12:00:00 July 24, 2007 12:00:00

Always. Which is half of how this mess was started in the first place. She and Michael Lohan too who is whoring himself all over the damn place today proudly and publicly showing off the fact that he raised an irresponsible twat hellbent on repeatedly getting behind the wheel and putting others in danger. Full Story