Blonde, Orange, and Lycra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 07:53:43 January 17, 2008 07:53:43

Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better? This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is unforgivable. Lilo showed up at the premiere of Cloverfield last night wearing skin tight black with a dirty face and Ken Paves’ orgasmic weave all over her head. Full Story

The GMD’s Top Gun Salute

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2008 07:37:53 January 17, 2008 07:37:53

More hilarity courtesy of the GMD’s devotion to Xenu – yet another video has surfaced of Tom receiving the IAS Freedom Medal of Valour Award at some Scientology clusterf&ck (???) and saluting a huge portrait of L Ron Hubbard on stage. Like Top Gun all over again. Except this time we’re fighting aliens and no hot men playing beach volleyball. Full Story

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to Lilo and the like, a maybe gaybe can’t go to the hospital anymore without being accused of something salacious. Thing is, sometimes appendicitis really is appendicitis. And Zac Efron did indeed have his appendix taken out…

So to answer your emails - while he might not be straight, he definitely is clean. For now.

And the baby boom continues. Matthew McConaughey to be a father and a brand new movie called Fool’s Gold coming out in 3 weeks. Why is everything in Hollywood so perfectly timed? And why is In Touch so full of sh*t?

There was NO Britney suicide note. Period. The end.

Pray Xenu today will be Chicken Fried free. After all, he blessed us with a red carpet last night and the stars came out! All that below including George Clooney and the return of Sarah Larsen by his side…

Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. For Francesca – Happy Birthday!!!

PPS. To Naama from Catherine – here’s to celebrating 30 together!

PPPS. And a tearful Blue Monster Ho goodbye to Diane who is moving to Dallas. Your girls will miss you.

Degrassi Star Comes Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 00:00:00 January 16, 2008 00:00:00

Tonight, in an eTalk exclusive, Degrassi star Adamo Ruggiero talks publicly for the first time about coming out of the closet, coming to terms with his sexuality, and telling his parents. "I didn’t plan it that way… maybe it’s life imitating art… Degrassi let me do something real and I kindof feel like I’m living proof of what the show was working to accomplish. Full Story

Katie Presents… for a change!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 00:00:00 January 16, 2008 00:00:00

These girls are pounding the pavement tirelessly! Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes showed up at BET’s 106 & Park today where Katie presented Queen Latifah with her Best Supporting Actress (TV) Golden Globe. LOVE that Latifah is now a GG winner. LOVE it. She looks amazing, non? Actually, they both look pretty damn cute. Full Story

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Two Weeks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 13:37:48 January 16, 2008 13:37:48

Over already!!! People Magazine  is reporting that after only 2 weeks of marriage, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are DONE! Apparently, he was the one who filed for the annulment. Annulment. Hm…Marriage never consummated? Reason is not known. Full Story

Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 13:16:31 January 16, 2008 13:16:31

Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! As you would expect, the rumour mongering is started to swell, especially since the two reportedly shared one night of naughtiness right after he split from Cammie D. Full Story

Vintage 1971 Re-Opened

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 13:06:30 January 16, 2008 13:06:30

Click away if you can’t stand it. I hate gloat, especially twice a day, smut is a first come first serve rule. Am sorry. I was the first to report exclusively on Monday that Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto hooked up at the Art of Elysium event last weekend. Full Story

Mad Money NASDAQ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 00:00:00 January 16, 2008 00:00:00

Damn. They are givin’er on promoting this movie. Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and of course Katie Holmes were on hand today to ring the opening bell at the NASDAQ. Not a bed marketing move, actually. Of course the Queen and Diane are adorable. And Katie too. Sort of. Spacey yes. But adorable. Full Story

Robobride & Kate Moss???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 11:47:23 January 16, 2008 11:47:23

Did you know they were friends? Really??? Kate Moss is celebrating her 34th birthday and a gift arrived today from none other than KatE Cruise. In typical Cruise fashion, as in over the top, Katie’s gift was… a bed! Delivery order attached and also photo of Kate leaving her house with boyfriend Jamie Hince who is only marginally less revolting, marginally, than Pete Doherty. Full Story