Friday, May 11, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Ending the week off on a wonderful note – Friday Night Lights has been renewed!!! ‘Course I’m a cynical bitch, and seeing the way Grey’s has imploded, I fear a pristine, undefeated season could be soiled by a sophomore slump. But enough neurosis…the point is: Taylor and Tami and back!

Clear eyes, full, hearts… Can’t Lose!!!

Friday – am blogging while packing and prepping for a 2 week trip starting Sunday. Hard to sympathise but being away from my boys for 14 days – my husband and my Marcus – makes me sad. Bad news is I’ll be traveling on Monday, posting in between airports. The good news – instant smut from the trenches! More on that later.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Objectivity rules the day – kindness to the GMD…can you believe it?

PPS. Happy belated birthday to Lindsay W in Halifax! I know yesterday was your 29th, I know you’ve had a rough go of late but you have the sweetest friend in Allana and her gift is on the way! Big hug, hang in there...

Last Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying. Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place. As for the hair – you all hate the hair. I know. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Homo and a Puppy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

A hot gay and a dog? How can you not quiver? TR Knight and Tom Ford… my dirty fantasy. Here’s TR on the cover of The Advocate discussing decision behind coming out, on the reaction, on the support, on how his life has and hasn’t changed. "I remember saying to someone when I got one of those "don"t do it" [comments] – I just remember hearing my voice being calm and saying, "No, it"s going happen. Full Story

Little Sci in Louisiana!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

More objectivity… So Katie Holmes is shooting Mad Money Louisiana. The GMD and Little Sci are with her, they spend time bonding when Katie is on set. Production took over a local museum the other day, Tom and Little Sci were exploring through some of the exhibits on their own and at one point, Little Sci noticed a friendly lady and before Tom could catch her, she shuffled off to make a new friend. Full Story

The Man Wife Face Fortune

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

It’s an exact Chinese translation – and old Chinese saying, Man Wife Face Fortune refers to the resemblance in their faces, a sure sign that a couple is meant to be together. As you can see, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have Man Wife Face Fortune – they look alike but not too incestuously alike and not in a weird way either. Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

Apologies for the crass - we talked about comparing sh-t to diarrhea the other day in relation to Paris Hilton…and I suppose the best analogy of that would be Denise Richards to Paris Hilton. Denise sh-t, Paris diarrhea. Both shameless famewhores with many things in common…although I suppose, if you really want to get technical, Paris has never had to work for a Hollywood Madame. Full Story

The Pitt Gait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2007 00:00:00 May 11, 2007 00:00:00

What makes Brad Pitt Brad Pitt? It’s not only the looks, it’s a package, you know? Like the way he talks, as if there’s always something in his mouth… not in a gross way but in a way that suggests he’s trying to hide that there’s something in his mouth and is just so cool he can get away with it. Full Story

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am in Edmonton for the day – had the most amazing dinner last night at Sage at the River Cree Resort… and have to admit, nearly lost my sh-t seeing Patrick Swayze at the bar.

Patrick Swayze!!!


He’s in town shooting a movie and believe me, I was tempted…tempted to walk by and shout: Yo, Johnny! I see you in the next life! Or ask him to dirty grind on a sweaty dance floor after hours with the hotel staff.

Amazing how the 80s stay with you, non?

Will be on Help TV today for an interview with host Jenny Adams, click here for listings.

Thursday, blogging between travel, check back often for new posts and this week’s exclusive giveaway!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Pan’s Labyrinth Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2007 00:00:00 May 10, 2007 00:00:00

One of my favourites from awards season – Guillermo del Toro is a genius. A fairy tale but a dark one…there is no pink and there are no princes but that’s the best part. Pan’s is so beautifully told and so hauntingly portrayed, unlike the light fare of others in the genre, this one will stay with you for a long, long time. Full Story

The Example

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2007 00:00:00 May 10, 2007 00:00:00

If only there were more Tina Feys in Hollywood…but then it wouldn’t be Hollywood, right? A stunning Tina Fey at the Time Magazine event the other night, earning and deserving a spot on the Time 100: - first female head writer on Saturday Night Live- one of the best anchors of Weekend Update- wrote the screenplay for Mean Girls…critically praised, described as an even “better version of Heathers”- is the creator, producer, writer, and star of 30 Rock, the season’s most acclaimed new sitcom And of course, one more reason to worship Tina Fey – you will recall it was Tina who openly called Paris Hilton a PIECE OF sh-t on Howard Stern last year. Full Story

A Heartwarming Sense of Humour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2007 00:00:00 May 10, 2007 00:00:00

For a refresher on why Roger Ebert is my hero, click here. But Rob Schneider? Makes sh-t ass movies but today he is the sweetness. Background: Ebert wrote a scathing review of Rob’s movie Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, sending Rob a strong message – Your Movie Sucks. Full Story