Pitt Porn in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 00:00:00 November 12, 2007 00:00:00

They had that look in their eye last night – that wild horny vibe they pulled out in Cannes last May, the same wild horny vibe that evokes jungle sex memories from their African sojourn during the early stages of their relationship, when Brad supposedly impressed locals with lovemaking so fierce, Angie’s moans rocked an entire resort…remember that? And here they are again, bringing their brand to London for the premiere of Beowulf looking as captivating and as glamourous as ever with Angelina showing a little fashion flair in leather pants and huge tits, almost in defiance of the tabloid headlines denouncing her small frame. Full Story

Friday, November 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

What happened to the grand master of Golddiggery? Heather Mills has made one tactical error after another during the last two weeks resulting now in her getting fired by her legal team. The same legal team that once represented Princess Diana.

Later, bitch!

And the audacity of Shelf Ass Jessica Biel…seriously. Does she really think it’s her work on Seventh sodding Heaven that’s earned her a starring role in David O’Russell’s highly anticipated next film???? Details to follow.

Finally Friday – am blogging all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. To Steve and Rob – have heard it’s been a tough go. Sending you both a big hug from your loving friends and family. Stay positive and keep up with the gossip. Smut CAN bring miracles.

 

Joaquin Loves Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 11:36:16 November 9, 2007 11:36:16

They’re working on a new movie together called Two Lovers. Joaquin plays a dude who has to choose between a woman his parents want him to marry and his hot new neighbour. He ends up falling in love with the neighbour, drama and heartbreak and tragedy will ensue. My Gwynnie has just been tapped to play the neighbour. Full Story

Shelf Ass Ingrate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 11:05:16 November 9, 2007 11:05:16

Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

The Book of Borat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 00:00:00 November 9, 2007 00:00:00

Funniest sh*t ever. The Hotness is back in the spotlight, currently on a book tour to promote his new travel guide – Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. As you can see, Borat brought presumably one of his sons along for the occasion. Full Story

Mother Spock

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 09:47:28 November 9, 2007 09:47:28

Winona Ryder is now confirmed to play Mother Spock to Zachary Quinto’s Young Spock in JJ Abrams’ remake of Star Trek. Also tapped for the new movie are Chris Pine (Lilo’s love interest in Just My Luck) as Capt Kirk and the hotness Simon Pegg as Scotty. Inexplicably, Eric Bana has been cast as the bad guy. Full Story

The Unpopular Ellen Degeneres???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 08:49:47 November 9, 2007 08:49:47

Sigh. Everyone sucks in Hollywood. Even the ones who weren’t supposed to suck…they suck too. As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a writer’s strike going on in Hollywood. And on the off chance you think it won’t affect you…think again. Unless you don’t watch television. Full Story

The Unpopular GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 00:00:00 November 9, 2007 00:00:00

There is a reason why the GMD and his Robobride have been hustling so hard on the MiniVan Majority. Because aside from a few famous friends who have ulterior motives themselves, Tom Cruise doesn’t appear to have many fans in Hollywood. And especially not heavyweights Robert Redford and Meryl Streep. Full Story

Heather Fired!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 07:39:58 November 9, 2007 07:39:58

Love it. Heather Mills’s legal team has fired the golddigging slag because they can no longer keep up with her unpredictable mood swings and her refusal to heed their counsel. Word is, her attorneys had pleaded with her NOT to go on television spewing lies about Paul McCartney, warning that the effort would not only backfire but that it would be detrimental to her side of the divorce proceedings. Full Story

Briefly on Amy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 07:18:42 November 9, 2007 07:18:42

For those new to the site, please also see the FAQ: Amy Winehouse married a man alleged to be the heroin dealer to the UK music industry, a loser in the truest sense who needs to junk her up to keep her in his grasp. He was expected to face charges on Monday for beating the sh*t out of some dude in a bar and was arrested yesterday after a dramatic house raid for attempting to thwart the legal system by paying off a witness. Full Story

The Fertile Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 07:15:56 November 9, 2007 07:15:56

Sweet Xenu, the woman won’t stop. One day after one-upping every other woman on the red carpet at the CMAs, Nicole Kidman showed up in NYC last night to attend a screening for Margot at the Wedding, said to be a lovely little movie in which her forehead actually shows some movement. Shocking. Meanwhile, in support of Margot and the upcoming The Golden Compass, Nicole is now on promo circuit – her latest is an interview with Marie Claire in which she AGAIN discusses losing a pregnancy Full Story