Helping Herself

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m sorry subscribers - they still can"t figure out my email. Promise, when it"s sorted out, these come to you first with clues too. For the prudish types who love to complain - this is NOT for you, consider yourself warned. ********* Poor thing. Her constant companion can"t exactly help in that department, she"s had a sh-tty year, with no proper professional guidance, alone on the job right now and lonely and publicly rejected and horny too. Full Story

Angie:on birth control, on adoption, on Daddy Brad

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Kristi for the link...from Angelina"s appearance on Good Morning America today during which she discussed the issue of another pregnancy and another adoption. She said she"s on the pill. And she said this because their next move is going to be to adopt. So does this negate all speculation coming out of that trip to the gynie earlier today? If you missed that post, click here for a refresher Full Story

Cam & Kate: touched or untouched?

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A gorgeous, gorgeous photo from the new Harper"s Bazaar. That dress Cam is wearing - Must.Have.It. But just a little, little, little item for discussion: You know how she said the other day, Kate I mean, that she abhored the new skinny? That it made her ill to see so many girls starving themselves, that she would never aspire to the same? Well. Full Story

A Thousand Smutty Thanks!

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WARNING: Shameless self promotion ahead - SKIP NOW if you don"t care for it. Tara in Vancouver just alerted me, this week"s Top Blog Searches coming in at a lucky #6! Couldn"t do it without your thirst for smut. If you are interested, I"m attaching a few recent articles: first the North York Post where I grew up and in the Power 50 issue of Vancouver Magazine dressed up as a cheerleader for the Buzz Generator section along with Fiona and Mike from Urban Rush and PR darling Rory Richardson. Full Story

Angie in LA

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vogue comes out tomorrow, many are predicting it will be a top seller... My betting bitch can"t get a read either way on that but since she"s now in LA, perhaps we can expect another red carpet appearance avec Brad? Fingers crossed. Oh and by the way - these were taken of her leaving an OBGYN bringing on all kindsa speculation about the coming of the Second Coming? I can"t get a good look at her breasts but when she was pregnant with The Chosen One, her boobs were ENORMOUS and I don"t remember them being all that big in NYC the other night. Full Story

The Daily Borat: Borat"s GG reaction

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sort of. Here"s a statement released by Sacha Baron Cohen about this morning"s good news: "I have been trying to let Borat know this great news but for the last 4 hours both of Kazakhstan"s telephones have been engaged," he said in a statement. "Eventually, Premier Nazarbayev answered and said he would pass on the message as soon as Borat returned from Iran, where he is guest of honor at the Holocaust Denial Conference. Full Story

Between Hilary & Nicole

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hilary Duff at the airport in LA looking rather glum following her recent split from Joel Madden who, as you know, has since taken up with Nicole Richie. So here’s the thing: Before Joel, Hilary was a normal sized girl. Young and fresh and cute and HEALTHY. Enter Joel, enter rapid, rapid, rapid weight loss to go along with gargantuan sized new teeth – a pretty frightening transformation that should have elicited more alarm than it did at the time. Full Story

Britney vs. Hollywood Ebola: a fight brews?

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Very possible, don’t you think? Page Six is reporting that Britney has been advised to purge herself of Hollywood Ebola, warning that her career consequences could be disastrous if she prolongs her friendship with Paris Hilton – quite obviously a tip planted by Camp Spears. Full Story

Madge gets roughneck

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna showed up at the British Comedy Awards last night and things got a little testy when Jonathan Ross, her co-presenter, crossed the line with this tasteless jibe: “Congratulations on your lovely little black baby, David" which elicited an amused response. Not to be outdone however, Madonna replied: "You might be going home with a black eye" which elicited an even more amused response. Full Story

Lilo peeler-wear

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it just me or does she look like she’s about to strip? Funny how you can wear the most expensive coat, have the most expensive shoes, with the most expensive hair extensions but with one smear of the dirty face…it all goes to peeler bar sh-ts. As for being sober for over a week… Why is it that the mainstream press will only say she’s “attending AA” meetings, stopping short of calling her an alcoholic? How many recovering alcoholics do you know go to parties and to bars and to clubs almost every night and surround themselves with other drinkers only sipping water (and making sure to tell the press about it) and still find peace after only SEVEN DAYS of abstinence? Well sweet f*ckin’ Goddess – getting off the sauce must be super easy, right? Please. Full Story

Jessica Biel: Farm Hair

December 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All over the ensemble, quiverating ensemble, not sure about the hair – a bit too Laura Ingalls, non? Interesting how Jessica Biel has become, like, a real “film” actress all of a sudden, don’t you think? When did that happen? Because of that movie with the talking plane? Or is it because of the incessant photos of her ridiculously tight, ridiculously protruding ass? Whatever it is, it’s obviously working because girl has gone from 7th Heaven on a mickey mouse network to announcing the Golden Globe Nominations on an international stage. Full Story