The Exception

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 00:00:00 August 16, 2007 00:00:00

As it goes with any theory, there are always exceptions. When it comes to my Celebrity Baby Theory, Cindy Crawford’s children obviously don’t apply. The Celebrity Baby Theory is as follows: Hot + hot = Ugly Hot + average = Fairly attractive Average + Average = Hot Horse face stars (SJP) + gay husbands = Cute Hot + Ugly = Ugly Average + Ugly = Uglier Ugly + Ugly = Donatella Versace Cindy Crawford is indisputably gorgeous. Full Story

They get bigger???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 12:04:29 August 16, 2007 12:04:29

Can you imagine? When the milk comes in, they’re supposed to get bigger! Over the last 3 years, at least one of my friends has been pregnant at any given time. Now I might not know about the pushing but I do know about the crazy tit growing afterwards and from the looks of it, Salma Hayek will need a trolly to transport them both. Full Story

Simmons for Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 11:49:22 August 16, 2007 11:49:22

Since John Mayer will now be performing on cruise ships, Richard Simmons and his fan club might be inclined to hop on board and sing along. That outfit is perfect for the Leedo Deck. source  Full Story

Made in China

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 09:07:32 August 16, 2007 09:07:32

Beyonce’s tour arrived inToronto last night and she also attended a party for the launch of her clothing line with her mother and sister. As you can see, all three appeared to model items from the House of De sh-t. You ever been to a Chinese mall? You ever hit up the clothing shoppes? Low quality dresses and tops at great prices but with a thread unravelling here and a button loose there, hems haphazardly sewn and material that practically disintegrates as soon as you walk out of the store… and now Beyonce’s mother is selling it at designer cost: Made in China but priced like Prada… Bitch…please! Next to a Tina Knowles creation, even a pair of Louboutins looks the wrong shade of gold. Full Story

Pending Proposal?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 08:49:21 August 16, 2007 08:49:21

Lame. Good Charlotte appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning and Regis asked Joel about a “little ring” and Joel was all like – um…whatever…um – uncomfortable and said he was hoping to keep it quiet which only means he never intended to keep it quiet and now we all know: Joel Madden bought a ring. Full Story

Loser Magnet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 00:00:00 August 16, 2007 00:00:00

The worst… the absolute WORST taste in men. Can Britney attract anything but the golddigging famediggers? Breaking news – last night, Britney was seen holding hands with Mindfreak Criss Angel at the Beverly Hills Hotel. They hit up a suite on the 11th floor. You will recall, Criss went on a handful of dates with Cameron Diaz a couple of months ago and then opportunistically professed his love for her on national television after some kind of death stunt. Full Story

Tongue Out & Stone Faced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 07:59:04 August 16, 2007 07:59:04

The cutest: David Beckham scored his first with the Galaxy last night and celebrated by running the pitch with his tongue out and arms apart, a move imitated in the family box by Brooklyn who like most boys, clearly hero worships his pop. His mother however prefers to keep her elation, if any, bottled inside. Full Story

Shelf Ass strips for employment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 07:41:00 August 16, 2007 07:41:00

Jessica Biel is currently shooting a new movie call Powder Blue headlined by Oscar winner Forrest Whittaker – something about the intersecting lives of seemingly unrelated people in LA with a violent twist. Already critics are calling it a Crash copycat. Having said that, Powder Blue is clearly a step up from the garbage she’s worked on of late – Next, Chuck & Larry – and now we know why. Full Story

Amy Winehouse: Countdown to Relapse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2007 07:04:40 August 16, 2007 07:04:40

Covenant House Vancouver, our youth workers always say: Relapse is a part of recovery. And so relapse is often not approached as a setback but rather as an expected stumble along the road to overcoming addiction. I always hear our staff saying to our kids “remember your clean time”, which means that staying sober, even if only for a week or a month, was actually achieved, proving that they can absolutely do it. Full Story

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney on the cover of Us Weekly…again. What is it – like, the third in a row? As everyone rushes to cash in on her crazy, the greedy ex is clearly winning the battle for public opinion and for her bank account, which in his mind, undoubtedly means much more than the battle for his boys. More on that later.

Sienna - 2 men in 2 days. Living up to the rep…love it.

And a new twist on the Hot Harry on a Horse at Cowboys in Calgary story coming up.

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day – refresh often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

No Gap for Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 14:40:29 August 15, 2007 14:40:29

She’s certainly cute enough, but Little Sci will not be the face of Baby Gap. The GMD’s rep has shot down the rumour that his daughter will appear in the company’s new campaign – a rumour originated in that bottom feeding rag Life & Style. Seriously… They reported that Tom and Katie would split right after Little Sci’s birth. Full Story