How the Tabloids write themselves?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Navigating the gossip terrain is a tricky business. Celebrity spin, publicists feeding fake stories, weeding through the sales and the conspiracies – unless you’re a card carrying member of the MiniVan Majority, you probably want to be a bit more discerning with your smut, right? Especially since the rags will pretty much print anything. Full Story

The Pitts and the new candids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Brad and Zahara out for ice cream, Angie waiting in the car, and somehow caught on camera by not one but at least 2 pappy agencies…amazing, init? Two weeks after Janice Min’s scathing report in Us Weekly about Angelina’s “twisted double life”, amid increasing speculation that their relationship is on the decline, that Brad is unhappy, that Angie is a terrible mother, the Pitts seem to have carefully orchestrated a random outing to illustrate that things are fine. Full Story

Friday, April 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Many of you wrote yesterday deploring Naomi Watts’s bra-less appearance at the Tom Ford store opening the night before. Some called it “crude”, others decreed that “no pregnant should be without a bra” and even went so far as to compare her to Britney Spears.

Naomi Watts = Britney Spears?

Ah…no. Not even close.

Call me Cruise but I thought Naomi’s free tits looked kinda hot. Hot like Mother Fertility. Hot like she was just more comfortable that way. And since Naomi isn’t a famewhore like her BFF The Freeze, and since I’ve never been pregnant and since I never intend to be, since I can’t totally relate but I can imagine what it must be like to lug a bump around all day, I’m going to assume she was just more comfortable that way. That you may not have been but that she was. And that she chose to go out for a night on the town, grin and bear it with the fashionable and the pretentious but at the very least be comfortable doing so.

And for that, I love her even more.

Friday – live blogging, a new giveaway, and if it’s a slow day, perhaps reviving the Mailbag.

Have a great, great, great weekend. It’s NHL Playoff time in Canada…am headed to the game tonight. WITH my camera. Because Playoff time is Hockey Whore time.

Can’t wait.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

About John Krasinski

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

My husband LOVES The Office. Our PVR is stacked with episodes of The Office competing with episodes of Friday Night Lights. But I was slow to come around. Partly out of loyalty to Ricky Gervais – yes, I know he produces the American version – and partly because Steve Carrell freaks me out. Full Story

About Emily Blunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

Eva Green, Audrey Tautou, now Emily Blunt… Euro brunettes are the hotness. Emily Blunt, here in Vancouver with boyfriend Michael Buble. She supported him at his album release party the other night and yesterday, False Creek, they had lunch at Provence where she was head to toe perfection. Her skin alone is making me mad with envy. Full Story

The Queen DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

Helen Mirren is The Queen. An Oscar-winning performance that swept awards season and provides some insight into what Queen Elizabeth II is really like. Did you know she can drive? And does drive? And stomps around in wellies? The Queen DVD comes out on April 24th, I have five copies to give away. If you’re interested, send an email to [email protected] Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

I know there are a few hold-outs. Those of you who still fondly recall Matthew McConaughey from A Time To Kill, from Sahara, from before his post-Sexiest Man Alive decline and cling to his quivering past. But it’s been a year, girls. It’s been a year of incessant cheese, sweat, and slime. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Gwen Un-Red

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

LOVE it. LOVE her without red lipstick. Gorgeous Gwen Stefani in the pages of Bazaar without the severe crimson, with softer muted shades – “pretty” isn’t a word usually associated with Gwen. But Gwen really is so pretty. Pretty in a good way. Pretty in a way that’s not generic. Full Story

Granny Freeze is Honoured

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

Nicole Kidman actually looks less immobilised than usual. And the top of her outfit is fantastic. So is Granny Freeze giving Botox a break? Nicole received the Order of Australia yesterday, honoured for her philanthropic endeavors, advocating for improved medical services for women and children in addition to encouraging funding support for cancer research. Full Story

Is Britney Saving the Bald?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

Britney actually looking kinda cute out shopping yesterday with that budget ass wig. You will note though... by Britney standard – which is regrettably a lower one – kinda cute is all relative. No, the shoes don’t work. And the straw hat is so damn bumpkin it hurts me. But I do like the dress and I especially like the pose – some old school Britney sass…nothin’ wrong with that. Full Story

JLo Speaks GMD?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2007 12:00:00 April 13, 2007 12:00:00

Hardcore Lopez fans keep insisting she hasn’t and will not go with the Xenu, even though she recently admitted that her father has gone with the Xenu for 20 years. They assert that she is simply friends with Leah Remini and the Robobride, that she is pragmatic about her relationship with the Gay Midget Dwarf and has her own motivations for sharing his limelight. Full Story