The Britney Self Prophecy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Thanks to Bo P – a chilling read from Entertainment Weekly’s Chris Nashawaty – what Britney was like five years ago, how she predicted things would be if her life took a turn for the worse. A life on the line simply because she"s an attention whore? Perhaps that"s how it started, but as you can glean from the article below, it certainly isn"t what it is today. Full Story

TGIW

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Thank Goddess it’s Wednesday. Wednesday – Friday Night Lights. If you’re tired of me harping about it…too bad. It’s the best show on television, it deserves as much press as it can get, and as you all saw from Grey’s Anatomy last Thursday, Dead Denny is NOTHING compared to Kyle Chandler’s Dead Dylan. Full Story

The Daily Perfection: Emmy Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

At the GM fashion show last night. I mean seriously gossips… have you ever seen someone so appropriately dressed? So exactly in tune with her own nauseating Rossum? Who else but Emmy would wear a dress so assy and so … peach??? Who else but Emmy could bat her doe eyes so sweetly and pull out her signature baby girl smile and begged to be petted? The only shame here is that she didn’t stay in that gorgessity all night. Full Story

The Daily Unmistakable: Keira Knightley’s Jaw

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Some of you love giving me grief about what I refer to as her gargantuan jaw, either claiming to not understand the fixation or calling it a thing of beauty and calling me a batty blind bitch for thinking it. Read below a hilarious ode to Keira’s most unmistakable feature, courtesy the brilliant folks at Best Week Ever, ranking it the 7th Wonder of the Celebrity World. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Becks shirtless and humping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

I remember seeing Truth or Dare for the first time – Madonna’s documentary about her Blonde Ambition tour stocked with the hottest gayest (save one…what happened to Oliver anyway?) dancers, like, ever. At one point, two of them giv’er. They were playing – what else – Truth or Dare and Madge asked them to French kiss. Full Story

Posh: when she smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

See? When she smiles it’s SO much better. And when you have a chance you should YouTube all her clips – much less plastic when she’s in motion, and you almost don’t even notice the concrete tits, especially when she’s laughing and fluttering about. Seriously gossips, when she’s not frozen for the pappies, Victoria Beckham is really, really engaging. Full Story

The Daily Notebook: Demi & Ashton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Have you seen The Notebook? Sugar honey and ooey gooey, over the top romantic but still…in spite of the clichéd cheese, I still it irresistibly sweet. Doesn’t hurt to put away the bitch on occasion and get a little corny. Which is why I love this photo: Demi and Ashton last night at the GM event, clearly still as in love as ever. Full Story

Angie & Z on the balcony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Enjoying Mardi Gras festivities yesterday at home in New Orleans. Funny how the rags claim she’s starving and dying and shooting up – don’t know about you but this looks about as far from Britney as it gets. As for this weekend at the Oscars, though it seems unlikely they’ll attend, I received a fresh tip - not slamdunk gossip, still working on confirmation - that Laura Ziskin, who’s always had a decent relationship with Brad has called a few times gently asking about presenter duties. Full Story

Britney…out…already…again???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

Entertainment Tonight is reporting she left Promises this morning. It is not known however if she has chosen a more private facility, given that the international press is already aware of where she is. Makes sense to me. As for the possibility of her bailing for a fix… obviously possible. She’s a junkie after all. Full Story

Britney: the road to rehab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

As I mentioned earlier, everyone is talking now, sharing insider information on how out of control she was before finally going to Promises. There are reports that her breakdown was not only rootedin her disappointment over the breakdown of her marriage to that loser f&ck but also her struggle through years of family turmoil exacerbated by her aunt’s death a few weeks ago. Full Story

Everyone Kick Britney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2007 12:00:00 February 21, 2007 12:00:00

She exploits herself and she is exploited by everyone around her. Sigh. Sadness. Britney supposedly felt betrayed by all the men in her life: KFed, Justin, Isaac Cohen. Add to that list a long line of employees now coming forward to capitalise on her troubles. A former “potential” nanny has spoken and Us Weekly, of course, has all the details. Full Story