The Daily Gorgessity: Mandy Moore

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You want to know how warped Hollywood is? Can you believe there are some people in LA, people in NYC, “on the scene”, surrounding by starvation and drugging, who actually think Mandy Moore is fat??? Paris Hilton is supposedly one of those. Incidentally she also thinks Jessica Simpson is fat. And for the record, from sources in Shreveport where Jessie is shooting Blonde Ambition (more on that later), Jessica Simpson wears size 25 jeans. Full Story

Lucy Liu"s Tenty Tits

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Never remembered having big ones but they look that way here, at the Tod’s opening on Wednesday – infected with a bit of Jessica Simpson Tenty Tits Syndrome, non? Not that she looks bad or anything. She doesn’t look cheap, she doesn’t look like she’s about to tip over, but to tell you the truth, she’s looked a lot better. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can be the voice of a generation, Lindsay also says she’d like to take ownership of her own publicity, intending to write directly to the press, similar to what she wrote in response to Altman’s passing, to enlighten the world about how to improve our society – a move she describes as inspired by Howard Hughes’s “way of the future”. Full Story

Wednesday, December 6, 2006
Dear Gossips, Please. Please, if you don’t already, please watch Friday Night Lights… I can’t believe how f&cking good it is, nearly lost my sh-t last night when a 16 year old kid from hicktown actually said, “Don’t blame the couture”. Best.Line.Ever. Wednesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and seeing as it’s been, oh, at least a month since we were last forced to give a sh-t about Jennifer Aniston…guess what?!? Pity poor Jen who is single again. Weird. For someone who doesn’t want to talk about her love life, she seems to talk about it an awful lot, non? Don’t forget - Devil Wears Prada Giveaway ends Thursday morning. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Torn between Audrey and Eva

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who do I love more? Eva Green, as you know, is my new girl grush. But then there"s Audrey...always Audrey. Check it out from the pages of French Elle - seriously, does it get any better? I went to a French school for a few years, with the exception of English, every subject was in French, all the teachers were French, and the headmaster was French, with students of French heritage, and all these French people, no matter if they were unattractive (some wildly so), all had that coveted distinct French pout, so beautifully illustrated here by Audrey Tautou. Full Story

The Daily Tranny: Liz Hurley

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Launching a line of swimwear for children today - don"t you love the message she"s sending? An emaciated model next to babies in bikinis and a tranny in leopard print...coming to a beach near you. But still, at a moment like this, only Daniel Cleaver comes to mind: PS. like your tits in that top. Full Story

On Board with Victoria Beckham

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you haven"t already, you have to check out her blog. She posts her own personal pics - from her private plane of course - and the posing perfection is the Posh brand of delicious ridiculous we all know and love or love to hate. In addition to the private photo collection, there are also clues about the Beckham"s latest invasion of America. Full Story

Carson Daly: Becoming Mick Jagger

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The thinnification of Carson Daly has got.to.stop. You tell me - doesn"t he look more Mick than cute all American??? I mean, I"m all for healthy but when healthy sucks the life and the padding and 40 years from your body, when this version of healthy results in an overbronzed underfed prune, I"m thinkin" Carson might not know what healthy really means? Avocado I. Full Story

Digits on the Run

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very attractive male actor at a photoshoot just this past weekend, curiously without girlfriend, making a career out of making girls want to be his girlfriend. A special bond exists between artist and subject – as explained to me, when something clicks, so to speak, it just clicks, and it’s as though the two are the room together, alone, creating magic. Full Story