Devil Wears Prada Winners

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned earlier, email is wonky – some subscribers received the message with riddle clues, some haven’t. Will attempt to resend but in the meantime, here are the list of winners from last week’s Devil Wears Prada DVD and bag giveaway. Prizes will be mailed out on Wednesday. And remember – the DVD comes out tomorrow! DVD winner: Holly R from Tweed, ON for actually comparing Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits to McDonald’s hamburgers…hee: “I love that she actually expects people to believe that she is 100% natural. Full Story

An Invitation from Britney

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pure. Vegas. New Year"s Eve - she"s hosting, just in case you don"t know what you"re doing yet. And if you can afford it...why not? Hyped as the hottest party of the year, Britney will hold court for a rumoured half a million dollars, ringing in 2007 with what looks to be a new lover, a new BFF, most definitely some skank ass extensions, and perhaps a chemical cocktail or two…sort of par for the course in Hollywood these days. Full Story

Matthew McConaughey: the perfect orange love match

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some taboid reported the bogus story a few weeks ago - that Jennifer Aniston had expressed interest in Matthew McConaughey. No one bought it at the time but when you think about it...actually, when you look at it, it wouldn"t be a bad match, non? Literally...it"s a match. He"s so orange he"s practically purple (do you remember that line from Bridget Jones when her parents got back together? Hee. Full Story

Dawson invited...but not Oprah???

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At this rate, you and I will get to witness the birth and the placenta feast of Second Sci before Oprah gets so much as a phone call. Check it out, James Vanderbeek arriving at the TomKat wedding party on Saturday, better known as Dawson, a friend from pre-GMD days, perhaps the only friend from pre-GMD days allowed to take part in her life. Full Story

Britney...already???

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To survive in Hollywood these days, you apparently need an open door vagina...as evidenced by the likes of Hollywood Slut Bridage, newest member Britney Spears. Spotted kissing some new dude underneath her new jet locks, just a month after announcing her split from that slime she married. No...the other one. Full Story

The Daily Quiveration: Only Ewan

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If Gwen Stefani can wear anything and pretty much get away with it, can we say the same for Ewan McGregor? Check him out at the NYC premiere of Miss Potter last night. The hair, the denim he-leggings, the shoes…above all those shoes… But somehow it works, non? Somehow, Ewan’s campy androgyny is sexier than any beefcake meathead. Full Story

Mad About Violet

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love her. No. I am crazy about her. And since little Apple Martin isn’t so little, fully entrenched in the bratty 3-6 year range, I couldn’t be happier to have Violet occupy the cutest famous baby spot until the Chosen One is trotted out for public consumption. Speaking of children – both my nephews 8 and 6 and my niece now 4, with their parents and my inlaws, and dogs and my husband, all of us in a 500 square foot cabin for Christmas. Full Story

Nicole Richie: DUI

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ is breaking the news - Nicole Richie arrested for drunk driving at 4:45am Monday morning and released just minutes ago. Sigh. Like friend, like friend. Paris was booked for the same charge earlier this year, allegedly because she drank on an empty stomach. Doing the same would obviously be magnified in Nicole"s case. Full Story

Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs to be noticed, you know? Kinda like Nicole Kidman’s forehead…but I digress. Full Story

TomKat: pre-party soccer

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once again, a fixture at the weekend match. Once again, totally inseparable, as though Katie would stop breathing if he stopped touching her. Note the thinner she gets, the plumper he becomes – the GMD’s physique is so totally Travolta these days, non? As you know, their wedding celebration was the same night: 300 guests at Paula Wagner’s including the usual pre-scientologists Jennifer Lopez, the Smiths and of course some industry heavyweights including Bruckheimer and Brian Grazer. Full Story

Brad & Angie: Dinner at DeNiro’s

December 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you hear the “Brangelina’s” squealing??? They’re holding hands! Here are Brad and Angelina reportedly on their way to dinner at Robert DeNiro’s on Sunday night – thanks Karen! Hate to gush but it’s undeniable, non? Hardcore gorgessity –almost too much to bear. By the way – Barbara Walters’ annual list of Most Intriguing People of the Year comes out tomorrow, the Pitts came in at #2. Full Story