Is Yours Tingling Too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Your gaydar I mean…is it going off like mine is going off? Like I always say, you can’t tell much from one photo and it’s unfair to judge it so, but there is something so Fay about Vince Vaughn and his friend, seen here going for a walk in LA, I can’t help but wonder about The Fraud and whether or not he should join the Church of Scientology. Full Story

New Bitch Unwelcome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Gotta pay your dues in any industry…but especially in hers. However, it seems like the New Bitch doesn’t care for respecting the veterans in her business and so she is making enemies of almost everyone she works with and everyone who works with everyone she works with. For such a close knit community, this certainly doesn’t bode well, especially when the freshman glow starts to recede. Full Story

Some Praise for Pip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

He’s not my favourite but at the very least, he’s gotten over the Cry Me a River, which certainly demonstrates mild maturation. Kind words for both his high profile exes – I’m all over it. First in that interview with British GQ, the same one in which the little ingrate decided to rag on McDonalds, Justin referenced the end of his relationship with Cameron Diaz and said that he took exception to people criticizing her, claiming he would throw down if she was shown any disrespect. Full Story

The Robobride Fashion House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Posh and Katie designing clothes for babies… I won’t lie. I am so totally gifting my girlfriends with their products when it launches. Interesting note though: looks like Posh is intending to poach talent from Gwen Stefani’s LAMB line. Word is she’s in talks with some staffers, with one in particular: Zaldy Goco who recently ended his professional relationship with Gwen and rumour has it Victoria wants to feed off G’s seconds and bring Zaldy on board. Full Story

The GMD to RoboBride: Put on your happy face!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Under attack everywhere – with Us Weekly calling her a prisoner (and curiously no ensuing lawsuit) and increasing criticism about the Church and its oddball “detoxification” tactics for 9/11 workers, it was time for another PR dinner. And look at him...look at him “presenting” her. Full Story

Ryan the F-cking Loser?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Absolutely. Acting like a frat boy and looking to score – How.Sad. Divorce is an awful thing, yes. But sometimes it"s the better thing. And for Reese, if this is what she would have had to stay married to, being apart from him is probably a wonderful thing. Tales of Ryan Phillippe’s pathetic exploits in LA, hanging out the other night at the Chateau Marmont, this is apparently how he works his magic: "He started screaming at these girls, "Hey, you're hot! Get over here!"” Shockingly enough, would you believe it? The girls actually told him to beat it. Full Story

Reese the Aggressor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Rarrrrh… as Chazz Michael Michaels would say – Me Likey. Gotta tell you, much as I worship Janice Min, her deal with Tori Spelling and that “exclusive” baby photo cover was terribly ill timed. Tori and Junior over the hotness heating up between Reese and Jake? Please. And that’s why this issue is a week late. Full Story

Carmen Electra: Is She Poor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Upon further reflection, I suppose this makes sense. Because Carmen isn’t exactly a steady “actor”. And she has no reality tv show. And unlike that skank whore Denise Richards, she hasn’t stabbed her friend in the back just to live off a new rocker boyfriend… which means a girl’s gotta make a living, right? But seriously… a living like this is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Full Story

Brad Pitt: the best pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

For a refresher on the Pants Issue, click here. Said it before and I’ll say it again… no one wears pants like David Beckham and Brad Pitt. And while Jake might be tops on the Freebie Five, we all know his Pants Deficiency…on a suggestion yesterday from Andrea, I now think it’s his ass. Full Story

Pipsqueak: someone new to blame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

Let’s recap, shall we? Little Pip performed at the Grammys this year. The ratings for the show were solid. Which, really, when you think about it, is the sole purpose for inviting acts that can draw a crowd and make the event as stellar as it can be. But still…he said he felt used. He said he regretted the deal. Full Story

The Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my dream. As for the whereabouts of Kyle Chandler – hear me out. Full Story