The Daily Doppelganger: Jen & Sheryl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

Shannon F wrote to me last week with an interesting theory: Jennifer Aniston and Sheryl Crow lesbians? I told her she was out of her tree, but still…wouldn’t that be fun? And hot? Especially since they’re curiously starting to resemble each other? Celebrating Jen’s birthday the other day at Nobu in Malibu…where else? Because where else would the ultra-private, down to earth, unassuming Jennifer Aniston choose to live? As for that New Nose…I think I like the old one better. Full Story

Britney: The Breakdown Update (Monday February 19)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 19, 2007 12:00:00 February 19, 2007 12:00:00

As of press time (Monday morning 5am PST) Britney’s whereabouts since Friday night have not been confirmed. There have been multiple sightings – some are saying she was at the Mondrian on Sunday afternoon chainsmoking up a storm, showing no signs of drying out, there’s also a ridiculous rumour that she’s being Scientologised at the Celebrity Centre through Narconon, Tom Cruise’s magic 3 day addiction cure program. Full Story

Saturday, February 17, 2007 Dear Gossips, I normally don’t post on weekends – leave it to Britney to create a five alarm gossip emergency. Rock bottom must be close. Sigh. Scroll down for details of Britney’s rehab in-and-out quickie which preceded her return to LA, after which she immediately took herself to a salon and insisted they shave off her hair. When the stylist refused, she apparently grabbed the shears and did it herself. Needless to say, witnesses report that she seemed out of it, totally off her sh-t, crying at times, and incoherent. Then, once completely shorn, Britney took off for a tattoo parlour, adding two new brands to her body before jetting away, this time supposedly for Cedars Sinai Medical Centre in a brown wig where she is rumoured to have stayed a short time and left without being admitted. At press time she is presumably sleeping at home. And hopefully by the time she wakes up, Madonna will be kicking down her door, dragging her sorry ass to rehab. For good. Like I said yesterday, Madge needs to set this girl straight. As for Britney’s state of mind – let’s psychologise the situation, shall we? It’s not so much that she’s bald, bald on someone sane is really no big deal. But it’s the bald and the tattoos in combination with loopy behaviour – clearly an expression of self hate, and as many of you have written in your emails, perhaps suffering from post-partum? Or is it crystal meth psychosis? Or… because this is Britney and the mongering is going wild, everyone is examining the reason behind her comment to an employee at the tattoo place in response to being asked why she shaved her head: "I don"t want anyone touching me. I"m tired of everybody touching me”, leading to creative smutty speculation, which has in turn led to a brand new rumour – that she was raped, which is why she ended up presenting at the hospital after a very long night. Sigh. I’m sad. There is fun gossip and then there’s sad gossip. I don’t write about sad gossip. I don’t want to not write about Britney. Pray Goddess, please don’t let Britney turn into sad gossip. As in THAT kind of sad gossip. Story developing, stay tuned. source and source and source
Friday, February 16, 2007
Dear Gossips, Screw Denny…how about Dylan? If you watched Grey’s Anatomy last night, you no doubt saw Kyle Chandler. The Hotness Kyle Chandler. And if you’re STILL not into Friday Night Lights you’re missing that action every single week. Oh…and I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone but if Shonda Rhimes actually does the undoable…as insufferable (and yet strangely addictive) as I find that show… I will pledge my undying loyalty forever. Friday, live blogging in between cleaning. Because we are almost at a New Year…the Pig will arrive on Sunday. Which is why every Chinese person you know has been cleaning their ass off. May the Pig bring you all health and happiness. Happy New Year! Yours in gossip, Lainey

Russell Crowe: Leaf Nation Everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Russell is a grumpy f&ck, no news there. But there are 2 things I love about Russell Crowe, three if you count his impressive acting chops. 1. I hear he likes the number 3. His wife too. and 2. He always wears his Maple Leaf cap. The Toronto Maple Leafs. I was born in Toronto. Maple Leaf blue is in my blood. Full Story

The Pipsqueak Hairline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Not that he can help it but is that the weirdest hairline you’ve ever seen, or what? Is it a flower? Or a clover? Or a turtle with his head sticking out? Again…No quiver. Zero. Source  Full Story

Britney: Help and Hopes…dashed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

F*cking idiot! Apparently she checked in to rehab…and LEFT THE NEXT DAY. And no, she wasn’t staying at Wonderland with Lindsay Lohan. The facility was supposedly out of the country and she didn’t want to stay there so she’s on her way to the States … perhaps she will end up joining Lilo? And Dina Lohan will bring yet another camera crew inside to shoot them bonding over detox? Please. Full Story

Hugh Grant: forever single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Never mind George Clooney – George at least has been married once. Rather, it is Hugh Grant who will never be tamed. Yet another relationship over, this time with Jemima Khan née Goldsmith, the billionaire heiress, to whom he’s been attached for 3 years. The split has been characterized as amicable but given Hugh’s notorious past, I’m thinkin’ his perv couldn’t be reformed anyway. Full Story

Britney: Help and Hope…finally???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Rehab??? Redeption? An eventual Return? Pray Goddess – let it be so. Extra is reporting that Britney is seeking treatment, no further details other than that on their website, presumably because they want you to watch tonight but if true, it’s also a f&cking blessing. After all, she’s only 25. Or 26. Full Story

Even Better Than Meredith

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

If you haven’t seen last night’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy yet…STOP READING NOW, SKIP TO THE NEXT. Consider yourself warned, I’ll give you a few lines… ... … … Remember what I wrote yesterday? Too bad they can’t kill of Meredith? Well…there is hope and Shonda just might do the unexpected. However, E! Online tv columnist Kristin Veitch has been throwing out a few clues. Full Story

Cam Campaigns for Climate Care

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2007 12:00:00 February 16, 2007 12:00:00

Don’t mean to preach but we are collectively killing our planet. However, it’s not too late to turn it around. And Cameron Diaz and other celebrities are joining Al Gore to Save Our Selves (SOS) – The Campaign for a Climate in Crisis for a 24 hour concert on July 7, 2007 across 7 continents to raise awaress about our climate crisis and hopefully kickstart the movement to make a change. Full Story