Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making up for lost time now. Full Story

Trading Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. Ryan Phillippe has this dubious distinction. Full Story

Being a punk bitch pays off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Avril Lavigne bought a new house. Almost $10 million in Bel Air with 10 bathrooms, an elevator, a steam room, sauna, and more – grown up living for an emotionally stunted little twerp. All this of course on the eve of the release of her third album, originally and brilliantly titled “The Best Damn Thing”. Full Story

McGosling Lives: the Non Story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

This is a Non Story, an article about nothing, an article to report simply that nothing has changed – I apologise if you’re not an obsessed McGosling. So Ryan didn’t take Rachel to the Oscars. Because he took his mom and his sister and they’re not the type to hassle hell over extra tickets and who sits up front blah blah blah. Full Story

Legendary Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Gird yourselves: David with a new tattoo. And he will NEVER come off the Freebie Five.  Full Story

The Alba Photo Opp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Several outings without the boyfriend, this time on Sunday at the Ivy. And we all know no one goes to the Ivy without a pappy purpose. So is she really single? Is she trying to tell us she’s really single? No confirmation just yet. And to complicate matters even more, I’m hearing Cash hasn’t been around not because of love drama but because of work drama. Full Story

On Babies and Accessories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

No doubt – Gwen Stefani’s Kingston is SOOOO frickin’ cute. And … umm… she kinda makes sure that we know it, doesn’t she? Have a look at the attached series – pretty professional for “candids”, non? Same goes for Taupe and Violet. VERY subtle but still… day after day the photos pour in. Full Story

KFed Jr: Eternal Rossum, Masterful Golddiggery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

The Original Federline made off with only a million after fertilizing not just one but two golden eggs. For the pupil though, that kind of money is chump change. Because now that Candy Spelling is all about being grandma, Tori’s bank account and little Liam’s trust fund suddenly got a lot heavier… which is what Junior had his eyes on the entire time. Full Story

Detox with the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

The NY Post is calling Tom Cruise a QuackPot. Do you love it or do you LOVE it? And the accompanying photo kills me too. So the Gay Midget Dwarf is scheduled to hit NYC on April 19th for a fundraiser – apparently the Church has found the magic solution to those suffering from toxin exposure during 9/11. Full Story

The Perfect Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Ellen Barkin is a feisty broad. Ralph Fiennes is a sexy perv. I love them both. And I LOVE them both TOGETHER. They’ve apparently been seen out and about NYC, sharing drinks at the Waverly Inn and heading out together at the end of the night. As they were leaving, Ralph apparently held her close, whispering what I imagine to be very, very, very naughty thoughts in her ear - dirty words with an English accent…. Full Story

Harry Before the War

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

He was close to getting booted from the Freebie Five. But Harry, on a horse or not on a horse, is simply too hot to go. With girlfriend Chelsy at the weekend, enjoying a cricket match and some PDA. Please just look at the way he’s nuzzling her shoulder. And his lanky body. And the sexy way he holds his lanky body. Full Story