Jen and her nipples

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

The Fraud has a great body. Especially when she eats. And now that she says she’s in a better place, she’s decided to fill out a little - slightly more voluptuous and she looks great. Really, really great. The Fraud also has great nipples. And we were treated to them for 10 years during the interminable run of Friends. Full Story

Bodhi Back to Normal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Don’t tell me you haven’t seen Point Break, like, at least 3 times. I won’t believe you. 15 years! 15 years and I STILL watch it on Sundays if it’s the Movie of the Week! And Dirty Dancing too. Bodhi and Johnny Castle – Patrick Swayze’s two best roles. And please. Full Story

Speechless…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

I…I can’t… Somehow Tori and KFed Jr found themselves in a park yesterday and somehow the pappies found them too! And captured this moment of tenderness between father and child and mother and child and father and mother and child all together. Suddenly Junior is the father of the f&ckin’ year? Funny that. Full Story

The Daily Little: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

At an event honouring Diane Keaton last night. All over her hair and the eyes look rather…refreshed, non? But the dress. Can’t say I’m down with the dress. A bit prom on the skirt non? And the cut, perhaps not on someone so short? Just makes her look even littler, I think. And if you’re not tall either, save it with your protest email – I’m height challenged as well. Full Story

Alba has Amnesia?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Another case of a celebrity conveniently erasing her past. Jessica Alba, interview with British OK! magazine, discussing super star behaviour and being on the receiving end of super star treatment, way back before she became famous, referencing her 2 episode experience on Beverly Hills 90210 and hypocritically accusing Brenda et al for their enormous egos. Full Story

Naomi Campbell reformed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

Interview with Access Hollywood following her sanitation stint 2 weeks ago. Naomi found the experience “humbling” and was grateful to have had the opportunity to meet people with whom she would never have crossed paths otherwise. She also says she appreciated that her new acquaintances were “straight up” with her, understandably refreshing since celebrities are usually surrounded by people who live up their asses, willing and ready and foaming at the mouth to cater to a star’s every whim. Full Story

Salma Hayek: breaking the glass ceiling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 10, 2007 12:00:00 April 10, 2007 12:00:00

As gaygay Wentie would say: Brava Salma, Brava Brava. Salma Hayek is now the head of a brand new production company financed by MGM “specializing in Latino movies appealing to wider, mainstream audiences.” The newly formed Ventanazul will release 2 to 4 projects a year showcasing Latino/Latina talent, capitalizing on the critical acclaim of Salma’s Frida and the runaway success of her Ugly Betty. Full Story

Monday, April 9, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am back in Vancouver after a lovely long weekend but for my mother’s endless personal fashion show – more on that later.

Weekend recap and fresh smut, live blogging all day, check back often for new posts including relief for the crazed McGoslings.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Forgive me. A hockey moment coming up. My love and gratitude to the incomparable Jody Vance of Leafs TV. Couldn’t get tickets to the big game on Saturday night but Jody hooked me up with the next best thing: the morning skate. Am now the best wife ever. Too bad that useless f&ck Bryan McCabe spent the entire game taking a nap in front of the net on Thursday. A win that night would have helped, non? Jody on the other hand is not useless. She is smart and sassy and sexy and not a sports bimbo whose only job is to press buttons - Love, love, love.

Crazy Bitch & the Phantom?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

That is Naomi Campbell. That is Marc Jacobs. Shopping together at Barneys yesterday in Beverly Hills. She’s fresh from sanitation punishment, he from a new round of rehab. Perfect fashion hag for the perfect fashion fag. Love it. Gerard Butler fans however are likely not loving the new rumours: that their favourite beefcake is hooking up with the crazy bitch who beats other bitches down with her cell phone. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds: Freedom F*cker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Happens to the most hardcore of horndogs – stuck in a longterm relationship, as soon as he springs loose he humps everything in sight. I call it Freedom F&cking and even though he’s rumoured to have strayed occasionally during the Alanis engagement era, Ryan Reynolds is certainly making up for lost time now. Full Story

Trading Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. Ryan Phillippe has this dubious distinction. Full Story