Lilo’s Tenty Tits

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Stella McCartney store lighting in LA, no pinned pupils for a change but the billowing tunic is doing nothing for her bloat – similar to what Jessica Simpson should avoid. Large breasted girls need to be careful with certains shifts – the top heavy can result in all over heavy and in Hollywood who the hell wants to look heavy? I call it Tenty Tits Syndrome: big boobs push out the ensemble, in this case, the material can’t fall back inwards, so it ends up hanging from her chest straight down, cutting out the waist and the curves, leaving a rather shapeless blob. Full Story

Kate Winslet owns London

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz looked fantastic yet again for the London premiere of The Holiday but even still, even against Cam’s incomparable wardrobe, Kate Winslet owned this night. No further description necessary, just enjoy. Source  Full Story

About Rachel & Adam

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Varying reports about their split – People is saying it happened back in October, that his trip to join her in Toronto for a few days while she was shooting Jumper was just a friendly visit, that they had already parted at that point. Us Weekly is saying it just happened, less than two weeks ago, my sources say that’s the most accurate account. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim

December 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a shame, really. A shame that the GMD couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the excuses – when you think about it, what two people are better suited for each other than Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise??? As I mentioned last Friday, Angelina’s Vogue cover issue drops in a week. Full Story

Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Dear Gossips, Leo on Oprah yesterday resulting in countless emails from you panting over his hot, hot, heat. I’m telling you – don’t knock my #1 until you’ve seen The Departed. And if you’ve already seen The Departed, Blood Diamond will only to add to the infatuation – classic example of how one sheds the pipsqueak, Justin Timberlake might want to sign up for a lesson. Billboard Awards – a few comments below... Is it just me or did you really not give a sh-t? Tuesday, real time blogging, check back often for new posts, and click on THIS WEEK for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Idlewild winners have been contacted, Devil Wears Prada giveaway ends on Thursday.

JLo & Those Girls

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The grande dame – not content to be lumped in with the emaciated likes of the Z0e crowd 10 years her junior - has given them her dismissal, choosing instead to wax philosophical about the perils of celebrity and success. Don’t you hate it when people grow up and get all mature and wise? No seriously…don’t you? Jennifer Lopez, named Best Dressed by Harper’s Bazaar, beautiful photos from their latest issue, at least they can tell the difference between a coma-inducing black dress and a girl who really knows how to turn it on again and again and again. Full Story

All of Liv’s Lovers

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last year, at this exact moment, I was pining HARDCORE for Joaquin Phoenix. Email arguments with my friend Erin over who deserved him more, daydreams, repeat viewings of Walk the Line…it was sick, it was twisted, it’s the same now with Leo but we won’t go there. By February I was done with him – it could have been the surly Oscar campaign or perhaps the Oscar bloat but whatever the reason, the obsession was gone, and though he’s still hot, he’s just not for me. Full Story

Eddie Murphy: baby momma drama curiously timed

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Eddie Murphy has kept an ultra, ultra low profile for several years, but even before his divorce that sh-t was swirling. You know what I mean… And now Dreamgirls is coming out, said to be the finest performance of his career, possible nomination for Oscar, now all of a sudden he finds himself sandwiched between two women, one of whom claims his prolific seed is growing inside her. Full Story

Josh & Diane in Paris

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was going to call it “Josh & Diane: crazy in love” but couldn’t stomach the cheese. Still…it would have been an appropriate title, non? Soooo cute together. Here they are at the airport in Paris on Sunday, clearly Diane is a fan of the new hawk, clearly he is completely smitten – wonder if they’ll be coming home for the holidays together? Josh is from Vancouver, I’ll keep my eyes peeled. Full Story

Little Sci undercover again

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So it’s totally fine to parade your child in front of pappies when you want to drown the world in wedding nausea, but back in LA, it’s “please respect our privacy” all over again? Whatever. Another fine example of Hollywood hypocrisy – it knows no bounds. And Tom Cruise really should have married Jennifer Aniston – their media “courting and thwarting” partnership would have been legendary. Full Story

Do All Scientologists Jump on Couches?

December 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re all awfully happy lot, aren’t they? Replace coke with Xenu Juice, it’s the secret to scientological actualisation and success, and it could just explain why they’re so damn cheerful all the time, as evidenced by Kelly Preston at the Church’s Christmas Stories XIV event at the weekend. Granted, I know it’s the holidays, I know good cheer is the norm, to be expected, but I see a whole lot more than cheer here. Full Story