Josh & Diane: Paris in December

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Hate to gush but Paris really is so romantic and it really is so romantic to see Pacey so happy in Paris. Sure it’s PDA and I suppose it could be kept indoors and still there’s a different vibe to them, you know? Quite unlike the GMD and his poppet whose love seems to operate by remote control…something tells me Josh and Diane would never get engaged at the Eiffel Tower. Full Story

My Leo can parallel park

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leo, Jennifer Connelly, and Djimon Hounsou the Hotness at the Blood Diamond premiere last night. Also Leo in black and white in NY Magazine – thanks Helene for the tip! People are already buzzing about a double nod come Oscar time. My concern is that they’ll cancel each other out, to say nothing of the “boy” thing. Full Story

Mischa at 35

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mischa Barton is gorgeous. Old looking socialite, but gorgeous nonetheless. The fringe appears to have been replaced by a Ken Paves light backcomb…you like? Check out Mischa kicking off her new Keds campaign yesterday, surprisingly quiet over the last couple of months, surprisingly NOT a regular at Hyde or Area, no evidence of any Zoe lifestyling and if she does dabble, she manages to hide it well away from the pappies. Full Story

Three Whiskers Sells Videos

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ew. He may have plucked those three little hairs growing out of his chin but a pair of manly balls is still decidedly absent. Here’s Orly at some Netflix event the other day continuing to milk his teenage appeal. Can’t imagine what my Kiki would possibly want to do with him, other than whisper softly into his ear after a bad dream. Full Story

All the GMD’s famous friends

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, they only roll with a certain crowd these days. As you know that crowd traveled all the way to Italy to fete their union, and they continue to do so back in LA, as evidenced last night, everyone reunited and out for dinner: Tom and Katie and Victoria and Jennifer and Marc. Can’t believe it – Posh and JLo can actually stand each other? Love, love, love. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Mandy Moore

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You want to know how warped Hollywood is? Can you believe there are some people in LA, people in NYC, “on the scene”, surrounding by starvation and drugging, who actually think Mandy Moore is fat??? Paris Hilton is supposedly one of those. Incidentally she also thinks Jessica Simpson is fat. And for the record, from sources in Shreveport where Jessie is shooting Blonde Ambition (more on that later), Jessica Simpson wears size 25 jeans. Full Story

Lucy Liu"s Tenty Tits

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Never remembered having big ones but they look that way here, at the Tod’s opening on Wednesday – infected with a bit of Jessica Simpson Tenty Tits Syndrome, non? Not that she looks bad or anything. She doesn’t look cheap, she doesn’t look like she’s about to tip over, but to tell you the truth, she’s looked a lot better. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: closer to rock bottom

December 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six has obtained yet another incoherent Lilo missive – an email to her friends and lawyers in which she claims Al Gore has offered to join forces with her to fight the tabloids and the pappies, as are the Clintons, and several other high powered personalities. Believing that she can be the voice of a generation, Lindsay also says she’d like to take ownership of her own publicity, intending to write directly to the press, similar to what she wrote in response to Altman’s passing, to enlighten the world about how to improve our society – a move she describes as inspired by Howard Hughes’s “way of the future”. Full Story

Wednesday, December 6, 2006
Dear Gossips, Please. Please, if you don’t already, please watch Friday Night Lights… I can’t believe how f&cking good it is, nearly lost my sh-t last night when a 16 year old kid from hicktown actually said, “Don’t blame the couture”. Best.Line.Ever. Wednesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and seeing as it’s been, oh, at least a month since we were last forced to give a sh-t about Jennifer Aniston…guess what?!? Pity poor Jen who is single again. Weird. For someone who doesn’t want to talk about her love life, she seems to talk about it an awful lot, non? Don’t forget - Devil Wears Prada Giveaway ends Thursday morning. Yours in gossip, Lainey