Quivering for Jake & Ian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

The most adorable clip EVER. On the carpet at the BAFTAs…you really have to see for yourself. Click here and swoon. Have you ever seen Jake on Ellen? If you haven’t, YouTube his birthday phone call to her. It kills me every time hearing his voice…I can’t explain it, the way he’s all like sheepish and down and shy and kinda stalkerish – I love him. Full Story

Heather Mills Can Kick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

TMZ She’s mad at the pappies, she’s using her leg to kick the pappies. And she’s also rumoured to be negotiating a deal to perform in Dancing with the Stars. But remember – golddigger was too weak to get herself out of bed with Sir Paul…right? A victim when she needs to be and not so much a victim when she doesn’t need to be a victim. Full Story

The McGoslings hurt Gosling?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Interesting new article in Vanity Fair about the longterm Notebook Effect on Ryan Gosling’s career. Because the mass chick hysteria and tears resulting from the film is actually turning off the boys, to the point where they may be resistant to seeing the rest of his repertoire – a body of work that is highly respected but perhaps overlooked by a mass audience because of his indie cred and because of the adolescent gushing over the Rowboat. Full Story

Man of the Year Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

The DVD comes out next week, your chance to win a free copy. I have 3 to give away. If you’re interested, send an email to [email protected] with Man of the Year as the subject. That’s it…super easy, no other criteria necessary. Winners selected randomly. Deadline Friday February 16th. Winners contacted by Sunday. Full Story

Renee goes short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

You like it? I like it. She looks sassy with short hair. And she looks more alert too. Long hair can weigh people down, clearly Renee does not need any more dragging down. Call me Cruise but I feel like with less baggage around her face, she doesn’t look so…sour. And the eyes are bigger too. Or maybe it’s just the Clooney Effect. Full Story

Love & Loss with Gwyneth Paltrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Why worship my Gwynnie? Because Gwyneth is The Other Girl. Not the one who gives up everything for love, not the one who doesn’t run the relationship, not the one who gets stepped over…never Gwyneth. Gwyneth is always the girl who is loved MORE. Gwyneth is the girl THEY have to get over. Gwyneth is the Gold Standard. Full Story

Everybody Hates Denise Richards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Including Jon Bon Jovi who reportedly does NOT want her tagging along when the band goes on tour – his rep denies the rumour but … well… how hard is it to believe that he wouldn’t want to be around a first class c-bomb who destroys people’s laptops and attacks old ladies in the process? “Jon does not like Denise. Full Story

Drunk & Fired?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Who’s rumoured to be thrown off his latest movie because he can’t stay sober? It wasn’t a starring role but those kinds of jobs are few and far between these days. Obviously being a dickhead has a lot to do with it…as does looking bloated most of the time. And unfortunately he doesn’t have Vince Vaughn’s charm. Full Story

Beyonce Strikes Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2007 12:00:00 February 14, 2007 12:00:00

Jennifer Hudson is the first African American singer and the first full figured woman to appear on the cover of Vogue…and Anna Wintour canNOT be happy about it. Because if there’s anyone who hates people eating as much as Karl Lagerfeld and his bitchbeating fan, it has to be fashion’s most ruthless editrix-in-chief, which probably accounts for why Jennifer looks so sh-tty in all her photos. Full Story

Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Dear Gossips, Long travel day ahead, finally heading home. Tuesday – posting on the fly between flights, check back often for updates, scroll down and backpage for late articles from yesterday. A thousand apologies for the slow performance of the site…am working hard to accommodate extra traffic. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Quiveration: Ralph Fiennes Naked Yoga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2007 12:00:00 February 13, 2007 12:00:00

Scandal in Australia. A flight attendant is getting reprimanded by Qantas because her colleagues said she got it on with Ralph Fiennes in an airplane washroom while she says HE came on to her but she spurned his advanced. Page Six ran the story today, pretty tame all things considered, but the best best best detail came at the end of the article – a description of Ralph’s lothario past, including an account of how he wooed former a former girlfriend: Fiennes wooed Lewenden for eight weeks, employing various stratagems before he finally performed naked yoga for her in her Dublin apartment. Full Story