The Couple Clones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Sienna and Jamie, Kiki and Johnny, all four in London, both couples enjoying the springtime of their love, both couples looking like they smell of sweat, stale cigarettes, day old cologne, and … feet. You know that foot smell? Like on a plane when your neighbour takes off his shoes and he’s not wearing socks? Don’t these four look like they smell like feet? And don’t they remind you of each other and also of Kate and Pete? PS. Full Story

Jessica Alba: leaning on her gay?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Cash has gone missing. Her boyfriend, I mean. Cash Warren, it’s been a few days, a few sightings, normally inseparable the two so now that he’s made himself scarce, some are wondering whether or not Jessica Alba is single again. And certain signs seem to confirm it: Her bitch-face is tinged with a little sadness, she seems decidedly unglam – the celebrity version of coping in your sweats and pigging out on ice cream– and she’s apparently easing heartbreak with her girls and her gays which as we all know is the most stalwart support system after separation. Full Story

Halle Berry: Never mind the star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

A star on the Walk of Fame - given the fact that Paula Abdul has one, I’m thinkin’ Halle’s Oscar Club is WAY more exclusive. And an Oscar can’t be bought either – just ask the Gay Midget Dwarf. Celebrate instead her relationship with the doting, the supporting, the sweetest Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story

Heath: cryptic confirmation?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

The rumours were swirling late last year – that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams had married quietly at City Hall in NYC. Needless to say, given the sullen nature of both stars, no confirmation was forthcoming…until now. Interview with Newsweek, he won’t come right out and say it, he won’t deny it, but it’s the closest either has come to making it official, which is surprising to say the least… that the ordinarily cantankerous Heath did not foam at the mouth or fly into a rage at being asked a personal question. Full Story

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s travel took up more time than I expected…my thanks to all of you for sending along the Alanis Humps video, now raging across the web.

She looks great, she sounds great, and between Alanis and the only-good-for-ass Jessica Biel, I’d take Alanis any time. If you haven’t seen the video, click here. Hearing the lyrics slowed down totally kills me.

And it’s nice to see her sense of humour is intact…unlike that sullen little bitch Avril Lavigne. More on that later.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Am in Toronto, will be here for a week, emails are piling up. But even if I don’t answer, I promise I read each and every one – thanks so much!

PPS. Dear McGoslings: chill.

PPPS. Was on same flight home with Nelly Furtado yesterday. She was with manager, bodyguard, and baby. Nelly flies commercial - was pretty cool.

The Good Shepherd DVD Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Matt Damon, Robert DeNiro, and the controversial Angelina Jolie. If you recall, she was pregnant with the Chosen One during the filming of this movie. Both Matt and Angie gushed about how amazing it was to work with DeNiro and many thought that the movie was largely overlooked during awards season. The DVD comes out TODAY, I have three copies to give away to Laineygossip. Full Story

Little Lila is identical

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Source Kate Moss’s daughter Lila Grace, pictured here with her mother and Kelly Osbourne in Malibu. As you can see, Lila looks a LOT like mum. Very cute, same slight overbite – I LOVE Kate’s overbite. But don’t love that Lila has to hang around the junkie. Full Story

Chip & Pepper but not Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Chip & Pepper, premium denim designers - did you know they were Canadian? Two crazy bitches… they were with us at the Junos, doing fashion commentary for eTalk, are now opening up their own stores, and will be launching their own line for JC Penney – huge, lucrative deal that will add to an already overwhelming workload on top of catering to the likes of Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

It’s Called a Sense of Humour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Celebrities claim they hate doing press. To a certain extent, I can understand that. You get asked the same questions over and over again, sometimes for weeks, sometimes for months. It’s boring, it’s restricting, it’s suffocating… But so is filing paperwork. Or answering the phone. Full Story

The Future Lindsay vs Hilary?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2007 12:00:00 April 3, 2007 12:00:00

Both 16 this year, both singing, dancing, and acting sensations – Jamie Lynn Spears needs no introduction, Emma Roberts is the niece of Julia Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, with whom she has been estranged since childhood. Child stars pimped for profit, always a recipe for disaster, non? And I don’t mean to be mean, I’d certainly rather my smutty sense turn off in this situation but given the dramatic lives of their predecessors, it’s hard not to wonder – who’ll go first? Both attended the Kids’ Choice Awards at the weekend but while Jamie Lynn glowed healthy in orange, can’t say the same for Emma. Full Story