Britney: small mercies?

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I’m normally all over a bandwagon. But I’m not gettin’ on the Britney Backlash until after her birthday. I’ll spare you my rationale unless you really, really want it. Having said that, I have to admit I was a bit too premature about the Daily Crotch Flash – or lack thereof when I woke up this morning at 5:00 am and wasn’t greeted with the quotidian lurching labia we love to see and hate to see. Full Story

Little Sci, More Rossum, and the New Sign

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Little Sci and Armani, Little Sci and Mom…I love Little Sci. Hopefully Little Sci isn’t living a Big Lie. Sigh. My favourite photo from this ridiculous media circus has to be Connor carrying his baby sister down the aisle. I’m a hard ass bitch but for some reason, just looking at it makes me weepy. Full Story

Paris & Nicole forever

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Despite the recent fever over her new friendship, it appears Paris still has room for Nicole and the two of them were out together on a Britney Break at the Volkswagon Concept event last night. As you can see, Paris looks totally fried –presumably the result of days and days of acting as Britney’s personal pussy pimping party planner, the toll of which has now settled beneath her eyes and onto her skin. Full Story

Britney, Paris, Billboard, Backlash

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where to begin? How about the cover of the new Us Weekly - Janice Min’s clever team is calling it a “dangerous” new friendship, openly questioning the effect of it on her children. And then there are the reports of missed recording sessions…according to the UK Daily Mail, Britney was expected in Miami this week working with Pharrell Williams – I don’t need to tell you what a big deal that is, more often than not, that man has a platinum touch and it would do wonders for her comeback. Full Story

Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Dear Gossips, Nicole Richie can fight dirty. Love that. Love it even more if she’d get down with Britney too…hopefully it’s only a matter of time. Tuesday – live blogging, check back often for updates, check archives under “THIS WEEK” for late posts you may have missed. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Gwyneth…then Eva

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry…I can’t help it. While most of you are salivating for the new Bond – very deserving – I’m now full on obsessed with Eva Green. The red lips, the light lips, the dark eyes, the vamp, the English accent, she speaks French too – super fluent, fantastic accent – in other words, the antithesis of blond and big and dumb and Hollywood. Full Story

Britney vs. Dina: Battle of the Low Classy Mommas

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

X17. Paparazzi videos. Greatest invention, like, ever. As I said yesterday, still photos are great, still photos are very informative…but moving photos? Live footage of the tarts on the town, full of drama, talking, walking, sobbing – I admit it, I am totally addicted. The latest gem is an 8 minute clip from last night, Britney smoking and zooming around in her Porsche, ciggie attached to her mouth, mayhem following wherever she goes. Full Story

The Throne of the Church & More Wedding Madness

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No news here – the entire wedding displayed in pictures…and there are STILL amateurs who think this is about LOVE??? Have a look, more free shots of Xenu’s Italian feast, complete with requisite scary as f&ck photo of the GMD, Connor, and David Miscavige, the Sci Ruler himself, posing for their manly man portraits. Full Story

Heather Mills Hurts Charities

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the Mistress of Golddiggery showed up in support of a charity shoe auction yesterday to raise money for the Mines Advisory Group. Unfortunately for the Mines Advisory Group, everybody hates their celebrity spokesperson and the event was a bust…literally. No one came, no one bothered. OK, I lied. Full Story

Cameron Diaz: The Holiday Press

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a long time since I’ve paid to see a Cameron Diaz movie. However, I will pay to see The Holiday. Mostly for Kate Winslet, of course, but also because, now that she’s decided not to be a rank ass bitch about the media these days, I find Cam decidedly less irritating, especially with brown hair. Full Story

Heath & Michelle to marry?

November 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source Spotted getting a marriage license in NYC last week prompting speculation that they’ll make it official soon. Maybe a wedding will make him less grumpy. Maybe a wedding will make HER less grumpy. Heard something about Michelle shutting down some fansite or cockblocking said fansite’s ability to honour her, less to do with the fansite itself, but more of a protest against the pappies, and since pappy photos are such an integral part of fansites, she therefore can’t support the fansite which would be totally understandable – her disdain for the celebrity life and all that comes with it – but for that curious little habit of her lover to act like a spoiled Hollywood star whenever it’s convenient, surly when he wants, charming when he wants, enjoying the Happy bonuses inevitably afforded to stars of their stature. Full Story