The Pimp turns down Porn???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Now this is a story for a Friday… Joe Simpson, the father who freely speaks of his daughter’s tits, the master mind papa pimp behind illustrious cinematic achievements such as Blonde Ambition and the upcoming Major Movie Star has revealed that Jessica was offered the role as a porn star with the promise that it would earn her an Oscar but "I was like, "Eh, we"ll just buy a [statue of a] little-man and keep our clothes on. Full Story

Her Hot Homo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Posh went shopping yesterday with David and also with main Mo, also her hairstylist, who featured so prominently in her tv show. He’s a doll, non? Sigh. Breaks my heart I could dirty talk him and he’d rather throw up than c*ck up, you know? Look closely at his D&G shades – crystals in the corners. Full Story

About Pene and Bono

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Many emails asking about Penelope and Bono, seen holding hands in the south of France leaving a nightclub and also at the beach, prompting speculation as to whether or not he’s stepping out on his wife. Is Pene a homewrecker? I’m not so sure. The other photos that have not been widely circulated are the ones of supermodel Helena Christensen also holding hands with Bono at the same time on the pier. Full Story

No Hello Kitty Here

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Thank Goddess she’s given up the kung fu chops and focused on acting in other areas. Check it out – Lucy Liu at an ABC fall line up event. Can you believe she’s almost 40? Actually I can. Like I’ve said before…we Asians age in the most peculiar fashion: young young young til 60. Full Story

Hands on Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Gwen Stefani and Gavin and cute little Kingston in New Zealand the other day for her tour. She was just in Australia earlier this week – heard an endearing story about that visit in the local papers. Gwen and Gavin checked into their hotel, something was wrong with their room. So they called down, a staff person came to check, and Gwen was prepping Kingston’s bottle on her own, without relegating the duties to a nanny. Full Story

Spice in Vancouver!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Just announced – the Spice Girls will kick off their reunion tour right here in Vancouver! As is customary for kick offs in the city, the bands (loosely used term here) usually arrive in advance for rehearsals and technical adjustments to take advantage of Vancouver’s world class facilities. Full Story

Sienna & Savannah in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Sienna Miller and her sister Savannah yesterday in NYC for the launch of their new fashion label Twenty8Twelve, described by many as better in quality and design than that of Kate Moss for TopShop. Am now completely fascinated by the Miller Sisterhood, find Savannah particularly beguiling and Sienna as usual is so much cuter casual than glam. Full Story

Another Hockey Date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Puck bunny indeed! For the second evening in a row, Hilary Duff went out with hockey player Mike Comrie – rumour has it they had dinner at Katsuya Thursday, just a night after being photographed together leaving Giorgio’s (attached). Interestingly enough, after my post yesterday Full Story

Four Days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Nicole Richie has been sentenced to 4 days behind bars. She must serve her sentence before September 28th which means, contrary to initial speculation, she will do her time while pregnant. As reported earlier, Nicole decided on a plea, apparently unwilling to drag out a court case in her delicate state. Full Story

Britney: drama in Vegas, drama all around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

She took her kids to Vegas with her brother and apparently violated the terms of her custody agreement and now that loser she married is licking his lips over the opportunity, eager now to demand full custody and the bank account that goes with it. Word is, as her behaviour is becoming more and more unstable, Lynne Spears is becoming more and more resolute in her decision to team up with the ex for access to the babies…which is weak in itself but Britney being Britney and dumb as all f&ck, she’s making their case easier and easier every day. Full Story

Nicole in slimming black!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2007 12:00:00 July 27, 2007 12:00:00

Nicole Richie arriving in court just moments ago – described as “not pregnant” looking? Hmmm…wonder just what exactly she’ll be revealing to Diane Sawyer next week? Will there be a sad story to tell? source  Full Story