Exclusive Giveaway at the Junos!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

In celebration of the Junos, ONE LaineyGossip.com reader has an exclusive opportunity to win a crazy gift bag!  This contest is open to everyone, international AND domestic readers. Gift bag includes: - Bloodline Jewelry: A handcrafted sterling silver jewelry piece featuring a skull and wing from Bloodline- Paper Denim & Cloth: premium denim, bag will include a gift certificate to arrange for a personal fitting of Paper Denim and Cloth Full Story

Appreciation at the Junos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 29, 2007 12:00:00 March 29, 2007 12:00:00

So I quit smoking. And I’m now a World Class Eater. Have put on a bit but as mentioned before, better to be chunk and alive than thin and dead. Problem is – what to wear on Juno Weekend since, um, nothing fits? Meltdown. Thank Goddess for Joyce Ma – helms 4 designer labels based in Vancouver and designs for women who actually consume food. Full Story

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I’ve always wondered…is seems like Reese Witherspoon shops an awful lot. But she’s not at Winston’s or at Koi or Mr Chows or any of the usual hotspots every night so where does she wear her clothes? Is she wearing them with Jake Gyllenhaal?

Have received many of your emails looking for confirmation…more on that later.

My thanks to Sara in the UK for the reminder of how Posh slagged Jordan – it escaped me yesterday. Story goes: Jordan used to date a footballer called Dwight York, played for Man U, so one day Jordan walks in and Posh started belting out at the top of her lungs: Who Let The Dogs Out?

Hee.

Also appreciate Sara’s British sarcasm. She wrote to me today: it must be said Jordan is very popular in the UK - for one-at least she can sing, a reference of course to A Whole New World, and if you haven’t – you MUST. Not a fake. I just don’t have time to find the original footage when they were on stage performing their infamous duet, withOUT the benefit of “studio-mixing” and the result…well… I can’t describe it. Listen for yourself, I lose my sh-t every time.  Click here for the clip - enjoy!

Wednesday – it’s a travel day this afternoon, blogging on the fly on my way to Saskatoon. Are we having a gossip party?

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. All my best wishes to Heidi S, thanks to a tip from Roshini. Girl...you will NOT fail your proposal defence.  Bitch... please!

Plastic Surgery: Arguments For/Arguments Against

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

Oh.Holy.F&ck. Look at Courtney Love on vacay. I’ll give you a moment…browse through all of them. So…the body? She’s been a rail before, when she was on smack of course, and now it’s some rather nice lipo. Any more than this and I’d say it’s alarming but I like the tone in her legs and her ass looks pretty good and given how badly she’s drugged and ravaged her insides, it could be worse, you know? Worse like her face. Full Story

Halle works it too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

In Rome promoting Perfect Stranger which – let’s be honest, especially with the involvement of Bruce Willis – looks like it’s going to suck. But that’s what I love about Halle. Halle always does her best. She doesn’t sulk or complain about publicity, she doesn’t pout on a junket, she doesn’t moan about fatigue, even when she was reportedly being pissy pants about the X series, about quitting the X series, about her smaller role in the X storyline, she still smiled her smile and played the game. Full Story

Diva Cheese in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

Few women would attempt this … look. Only the Cheesiest of the Cheese:  Diva Cheese. Celine, Cher, Mariah… Lopez. Definitely an eyesore but always good for a giggle. JLo in NYC promoting the Spanish album. Full Story

A better Rosario

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

You know she has that Dressing Problem, right? That problem that compels her to look like ass when she has so many attributes that are so very far from ass? Thank Goddess the problem seems to be gone. Or at least it appeared that way at the premiere of Grindhouse this week – check it out. Rosario in green, very flattering, nice weave, lovely arms, long legs, no sign of a breast diaper, no mono-torso… total gorgessity. Full Story

His Final Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

Can you bear it? I can’t bear it. And I think she’s going to kill him. It’s the Chinese in me. Everyone always dies in the end. Sigh. The covers have come out. Adult and children’s version attached. Now I’m wondering if that Slytherin locket is a clue. Is it a clue? Is it a Horcrux? July 21 – we are the Virgin Generation. Full Story

Us Weekly vs The Pitts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

Another week, another ballsy Us Weekly cover. Janice and her crew are on the warpath, this time against Angelina Jolie. So she just adopted Pax. And she said that she’s planning to take time off to be with her four kids. But she has also accepted new movie offers, is scheduled to begin working again, and of course the vicious bitches at the magazine had to get some random adoption author to comment on the “oddness” of her behaviour. Full Story

More People Hate Denise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

Denise Richards Resumé: - ask Charlie Sheen - ask Heidi Fleiss - dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal - damages OPP - injures elderly ladies - allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the neighbours by inviting pappies into the community. Full Story

About Reese & Jake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

More buzz about them dating, an extension of the most recent reports originally referenced on March 7th that he made several clandestine visits to her at her hotel in New York. Reese keeps things locked pretty tight so confirmation is tough and a sighting would be highly surprising. Full Story