Dog Abuser at the Beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

I"m harping. I"m sorry.  But look at this whore… as the paps snap away from close range, Hollywood Ebola shamelessly uses her poor puppies as props, posing gratuitously as they suffer through their miserable existence in her diseased arms. Full Story

Gwen in Hammer Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

Only Gwen Stefani could pull off Hammer Pants and look this cool…though a bit harsh. The eyebrows, the lips, the sunken cheeks – a tad too Madge, non? It’s too bad, really. Because Gwen is SO gorgeous totally natural. Anyway, Gwen’s tour is headed to Malaysia though at press time it is not confirmed whether or not she’ll actually take the stage with local officials objecting to what they characterise as the “obscene” and indecent nature of her videos. Full Story

Sold!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

I’m sorry. But I love them. I love Jennifer Lopez with Marc Anthony… Please forgive? It’s just the way he’s leaning into her on the carpet. And how happy she’s looked for 3 years. Even if he’s been creepy and controlling at times…word is they’ve passed that. Full Story

BList on the Riviera

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

And in Tara Reid’s case, much lower than B. Much has been made of late about Diddy’s diminishing clout – that he could barely attract any attention in the south of France next to the likes of Bono and Pene Cruz. That the superstars are now avoiding his parties, parties attended only by American socialites with nothing better to do. Full Story

Little Sci Loves Dogs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

Check out Little Sci in Berlin with Katie, all excited after running into a pup – SO cute! By all accounts, after a reported rough beginning in Germany, Katie and Little Sci have apparently charmed the Germans. I hear her bodyguards are polite, unobtrusive, and she is friendly and well mannered, never any indication of diva behaviour or outrageous demands. Full Story

Save the Dogs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

There are some f&cking idiots out there who actually look at photos of this diseased twat and squeal about how cute she is with her dogs… can you believe it? This is not cute. This is animal abuse. Paris Hilton has at least 6 small dogs. She calls herself an animal lover. And yet she has no clue when her dogs have wandered off her property, leaving the paps permanently stationed outside her house to fetch them from ACROSS THE STREET and ring the bell for her to let them back in. Full Story

Type Uma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

After an off/on relationship with super rich hotelier Andre Balasz, Uma Thurman has moved on… to Elle Macpherson’s baby father Arpad Busson, nickname Arky. He was seen grabbing her ass in NYC a few days ago… Andre and Arky – she has a type, non? Handsome wealthy Euro-dudes with yachts, sexy in that wealthy Euro-dude way. Full Story

Britney: the boys, the leak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

Us Weekly is pulling no punches. This week’s issue includes details of how she mothers her sons: so much juice in a bottle that SPF already has dental problems, asked a dentist to whiten his teeth, taking over a home she was interested in buying, then leaving it filthy with food scattered about and dog droppings all over the floor, overall providing an unsafe and unsanitary environment to which her kids are exposed every day she has custody, and prompting obvious concern about the children’s wellbeing and about her state of mind. Full Story

4 Months, 4 Days

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2007 12:00:00 August 1, 2007 12:00:00

"Yes I am. We are. I"m almost four months." Not that we didn’t know… but finally, finally from Nicole’s own mouth. After walking around with a giant pillow covering her stomach for the better part of the last month, Nicole has revealed to Diane Sawyer that she and Joel are expecting and almost through her first trimester. Full Story

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Rush Hour 3 premiere was last night – six years since Rush Hour 2 and therefore six years since Chris Tucker has done… anything. No but seriously, what else does Chris Tucker do? To warrant a $50 million paycheque … is the Black Guy/ching chong Asian best friend buddy formula really so lucrative? Perhaps. After all, Wild Hogs actually made over $100 million at the box office … maybe it’s just me.

Here’s Jacky Chan catering to the ignorant masses and the MiniVan Majority and obliging with the traditional China Man kung fu kick last night on the carpet. And again with Chris who clearly looks like he’s going through the motions. But still…bet your boob job opening weekend will exceed $50 million.

WTF??? Who are these people?

Tuesday, am posting all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Reese & Jakey: rekindled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2007 12:00:00 July 31, 2007 12:00:00

As you can see from the new issue of Us Weekly out tomorrow, they have all the exclusive details and photos too. And unlike Jessica Biel’s daily famewhoring antics, I"m told the two were completely unaware they’ve been busted. As in not a photo opp. Jakey not a gaygay? Stay tuned ... source Full Story