Friday, October 26, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney and KFed to go head to head today in court – and media will be permitted inside the hearing. Stay tuned…but not to E!

The network has given the go-ahead to Dina Lohan for her own reality tv show. WTF??? She claims she is an inspiration to single mothers. More on that later.

Check out Bono flanked by Sheryl Crow and Gwen Stefani last night at a gala in NYC. Rattle & Hum was on tv earlier this week. It’s easy to forget how good – how great – U2 really is. Remember when The Edge had long hair?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Dear Amy – Mary told me it’s your 30th…Happy Birthday!!! You will LOVE your 30s. Promise.

PPS. Congratulations to Rhian on completing your thesis and graduating with honours! Now you have no excuse not to call Jeanne, yes?

PPPS. Ryan Gosling does NOT have finger obsessions.

PPPPS. Am headed to Regina for the Geminis - Sunday night on CBC. If there’s no smut on Monday it’s because I’ve run off with George Stroumboulopoulos!

Playboy Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 00:00:00 October 26, 2007 00:00:00

Much fondness for both Vince Vaughn and John Cusack and the sentiment is not unique. They are funny and quirky …and bloated. Getting older and getting bloated. Check out Vince earlier this week at some event and John in London yesterday for the premiere of his new movie Grace is Gone – two renowned bachelors whose hard partying days have caught up with their faces. Full Story

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Man Language

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 13:33:22 October 26, 2007 13:33:22

Three couples, three photos, three interpretations…First – Jay Z and Diddy at the Black Ball with some awkward ass tension buzzing between them. Is it just me? Is it because Diddy has rapidly fallen to the B List while the Jigga Man’s stature remains lofty, in spite of the fact that he’s being snickered at by coming out of retirement and about to release a new album? Indeed, Jay has the power and all Diddy has is a new cheap ass fragrance for women called Unforgivable. Full Story

Three Whiskers Gets Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 13:07:33 October 26, 2007 13:07:33

Orly Bloomie will not be charged with hit and run stemming from an accident last week in which he crashed into a parked car, blaming the paps, and then proceeded to walk away from the scene as his friend lay bleeding in the backseat until a photographer advised him to turn his sh-t around. Three Whiskers then promptly returned to play the concerned citizen and act the victim. Full Story

Timeless Ageless Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 00:00:00 October 26, 2007 00:00:00

Is it all the yoga? Hardly. In Christy Turlington’s case it’s definitely the genes. She is absolutely perfect. Here she is with husband Ed Burns, a hunk in his own right, last night at the Black Ball benefiting the Keep a Child Alive Foundation in NYC. These two have a really great story – they were engaged, then 9/11 happened, she didn’t want to postpone their European wedding and he developed a serious case of commitment phobia. Full Story

Wrong Pants for a Shelf Ass Herm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:46:16 October 26, 2007 08:46:16

Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass took her one remaining dog for a walk the other day. Let’s not forget – she used to have two. And then while no one was watching or, better yet, while she was out gallivanting and clinging on to Justin, the other one got eaten. You will note Biel has been rather anti-pap of late, shielding herself from photographers first with an umbrella and then her sweater, reportedly cussing them out and aggressively poking them with the umbrella. Full Story

Cuddling up to Country

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:19:32 October 26, 2007 08:19:32

Smartest move she’s ever made. Or smartest move Pervy Papa Joe has ever made. Jessica Simpson is going country and in planning on recording a country album for her next release, which is why she’s been ingratiating herself into the community. Check out her out last night looking surprisingly good at the CMT Giants salute to Hank Williams Jr. Full Story

Site Glitch is fixed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:06:11 October 26, 2007 08:06:11

Thanks for your patience. The site glitch appears to be fix - VIEW MORE ARTICLES at the bottom of the home page is now working. Appreciate your patience. Yours, L    Full Story

The Mother Pimp Show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 07:55:41 October 26, 2007 07:55:41

When Lindsay Lohan almost killed herself this summer and while she was fighting for her life in rehab, it turns out her mother was busy negotiating a television contract. Mission accomplished. Dina Lohan will executive produce a new reality tv show about her life managing the showbiz careers of her children. Full Story

Overpeeled and About to Snap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 07:25:28 October 26, 2007 07:25:28

Even the most hardcore Renee Zellweger fan would be hardpressed to offer something nice to say about her appearance last night at the NYC premiere of Bee Movie (which, by the way, is delightful!). I don’t mind the hair. The hair is actually rather refreshing – it’s not a weave, it doesn’t cascade over her shoulders in uniform Hollywood waves, it’s a brave move for an aging Hollywood actress in a town that tramples on maturity. Full Story

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Who will be People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive? Annual predictions below.

And Jessica Simpson back with Ken Paves not looking like a tranny??? Shocking.

Thursday – live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Don’t forget to enter the Gemini Swag Giveaway! Deadline is tomorrow!

PPS. On my way to London next week… gossips in London – shall we do it again?

PPPS. George Clooney does not like it there, at least not that I know of…