More People Hate Denise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

Denise Richards Resumé: - ask Charlie Sheen - ask Heidi Fleiss - dating ex husband of best friend, now ex best friend: the ultimate girlfriend betrayal - damages OPP - injures elderly ladies - allegedly sold out Pam Anderson re: her miscarriage and marital woes… And now… - offending the neighbours by inviting pappies into the community. Full Story

About Reese & Jake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2007 12:00:00 March 28, 2007 12:00:00

More buzz about them dating, an extension of the most recent reports originally referenced on March 7th that he made several clandestine visits to her at her hotel in New York. Reese keeps things locked pretty tight so confirmation is tough and a sighting would be highly surprising. Full Story

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Dear Gossips,

John Travolta won’t stop. John Travolta won’t stop talking about his potent reproductive powers. At 53, he keeps repeating that he and wife Kelly intend to have another child because theirs is not a beard gay sham, oh no. Theirs is legitimate love. And he is a raving flaming straight man.

Also a straight man who says he used to fantasise about doing naughty things to Elizabeth Taylor:
“I told her I had a recurring dream, which was true. I said: You know that white dress you wore in Cat On A Hot Tin Roof? Well, you weren’t wearing it in that dream.’”

Why… because HE was wearing it???

So then she tartly replied: “Well, I’m not wearing anything under this right now.”

And the 21 year old Travolta did nothing. Because that’s what any strapping horny non-homo would do when a legend propositions him.

But can you believe there are people who believe this sh-t???

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey
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Cam on her Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

When she is on her game, she is formidable...and decidedly less hermy.  Saw her at the Oscars and she was stunning. This week in NYC visiting friends, also looking lovely with no herm in sight. Check out Cameron"s long, long legs. Full Story

The Wonky Nipple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF COURSE she"d never admit it! OF COURSE David never cheated!!! Last night - the Beckhams out on the town with Diddy, Victoria"s wobbly nips on display like a lopsided shelf, one cherry going West. Full Story

Son of Spelling Caused Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Randy Spelling, son of Aaron, brother to Tori – like every other useless, rich kids in Hollywood, he has a new reality show alongside other useless rich kids David Weintraub and Rod Stewart’s son whose name is irrelevant. So to pimp his new show, Randy is riding on the flaps of Paris Hilton, knowing that we don’t give a sh-t about his useless rich existence he has decided to exploit her useless rich existence, in addition to the black hole between her legs, revealing to the world that he gave birth to Hollywood Ebola. Full Story

The Real Kate Moss?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

I love Simon Cowell. He’s a nasty bitch but his candor is endlessly entertaining. And seriously…what’s so enjoyable about someone who says nice things about all people all the time? Simon is Simon because he’s mean but also because you thought it too. Same goes for Piers Morgan, former UK tabloid editor, celebrity judge on America’s Got Talent - a thousand axes to grind, now trying to be a celebrity in his own right. Full Story

A Great Wig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Michelle Williams on location yesterday in England. Again, too bad she’s such a bitch. And not in a good Gwyneth way. Otherwise, I’d like her so much. Curious though – Michelle is actually smiling for the cameras. And she’s not threatening to sue. Or sending her legal team up the ass of her many fans who dared to run to a fansite out of love and admiration. Full Story

Dirty Face and another Drunk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

Well now here’s a healthy combination: Lindsay Lohan who went clubbing fresh outta rehab…and Robbie Williams who also went clubbing fresh out of rehab - it’s really so right it couldn’t be more right, non? Last night at the premiere of The Tudors, pinned pupils everywhere, and that outfit sucks large ass. Full Story

Battle of the Chav

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

North America is bracing for Chav War… love, love, love. In one corner: Victoria Beckham. No introduction required, though she’s mildly turned it down of late, getting rid of those press on nails and that tacky ass weave, the concrete tits remain firmly in tact, as do the c*cklips and the overtan, and so the Chav beats fiercely underneath the Armani…forever. Full Story