Natalie Portman: Becoming Anne Boleyn

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl, this photo will probably excite you as much as it excited me. The first production image released from the movie starring Natalie and Scarlett Johansson and just this expression, especially the set of her mouth, in my opinion, captures Anne’s state of mind throughout most of the book – manipulative, nervous, insecure, competitive, maybe a bit too pretty from how I imagined but still a wonderful likeness…I can’t wait to see it, in spite of the fact that they’ve supposedly drastically changed the script, WITH Gregory’s approval. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: From Taupe to Tranny?

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I do. I feel badly being unkind to someone whose image is so sweet. Jennifer Garner has dimples, Jennifer Garner has the cutest baby, she is the cutest mom, she didn’t starve her body back, she changed Ben’s life, so what if she ruined Michael Vartan’s? Point is, overall, Jennifer Garner, by virtue of being taupe, is extremely inoffensive. Full Story

Britney: everyone has a story

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jason Alexander doesn’t seem interested in finding a life or an identity beyond being married to Britney Spears for less than 3 days. Shocker. Of course, since Britney is dominating headlines these days, Jason is now attempting to make people care about his opinion, and he sat down with The London Sun for an exclusive interview, dishing all about his ex, about her other ex, about her children, about her surgeries, about her partying, and about her attraction to other women. Full Story

Lilo: no dirty face at GQ

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t say the same about the pinned eyeballs – and no, don’t tell me that’s just from flash. That, my fellow gossips, is the look of a girl stoned out of her f&ckin’ tree. But hey – at least the dirty face has temporarily receded, though it’s been replaced by a tidy shade of orange… overbronzed trumps unclean, non? Anyway, back to the suspicious pinnage. Full Story

Jude Law: the Odd Dandy Out

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tell me again…why is Jude Law hot? Broken record, but he’s just never worked for me, you know? It’s the dandy pants thing, the polka dot scarves, the trousers that are tighter than my skinny jeans, the pathetic combover, the fashion model/waiter-inspired suit he wore at last night’s premiere – call me Cruise but that’s not exactly a quivering combination for my loins, to say nothing of the fact that next to his co-stars he’s like another greasy hanger-on with one too many slick lines. Full Story

Kate Winslet: The Holiday in Black

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Among the many reasons why I adore Kate Winslet - she never tries too hard, you know what I mean? Like Kate Beckinsale or Jennifer Love Hewitt, ball gowns at the drop of a hat – it’s too desperate, it’s so…extra. And unnecessary. And, thank Goddess, totally beneath Kate Winslet. So she shows up, she looks nice, well put together, in a fabulous suit, with even more fabulous shoes, toes painted a naughty purple/plum, she does her thing, and then she goes away and makes great movies. Full Story

Cam in stripes, Cam in Gold

November 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t get enough of her closet. And the way she works it. I know you must be sick of my gushing but if you love clothes, you have to admire hers – especially because they probably wouldn’t work on anyone else. Check it out – stripes on TRL yesterday. Thick horizontal stripes and the stockings - the perfect touch, just a peek of skin, not a trace of Hermy anywhere…sigh. Full Story

Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Dear Gossips, Every day I wake up thinking there couldn’t possibly be any more new TomKat wedding footage. That we’ve seen every moment, that there MUST be something…one thing…they’ve decided to keep private… Guess not. Hello Magazine, the exclusive, over 20 pages of photos with intimate details, and lots of Little Sci. So much for keeping your kids out of the spotlight. On the plus side, for the first time in 4 days, there are no new shots of Britney’s poon – can you believe it? Poon-less, yes. Gossip-free, no. UPDATE: Sigh. Never mind. There"s the poonie. Apparently I just woke up too early. Live blogging today – Wednesday – check back often for new posts appearing at the top of the page immediately following the opening cut. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. What I meant yesterday about Nicole Richie fighting dirty? The Rachel Zoe Raisin Incident – an open and very public smackdown for the alleged crystal meth pusher/stylist to the stars. Apparently Paris Hilton wasn’t the worst influence in Nicole’s life. Again…can you believe it?

Beautiful Kate Bosworth

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know there’s THAT issue. I’m not going to harp on that issue. Suffice to say, though I don’t necessarily approve of her body – painfully obvious – I have always considered Kate Bosworth a very pretty girl. Bland with dead eyes at times, but pretty all the same. And these are some of the prettiest photos I’ve seen of her in a long, long time. Full Story

The Bond Alias?

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Judging from some of your emails, y’all are quivering hardcore for Daniel Craig. Definitely agree. Very cute piece of gossip floating around, will make you love him even more…I think. Just prior to the release of the movie, rumour has it Daniel was losing his sh-t, stressed out from the pressure, the criticism about his selection. Full Story

Cam’s Coat, Cam’s shoes

November 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember what I said yesterday about her clothes, her shoes, her near perfect fashion sense that will undoubtedly be on display while she’s promoting The Holiday? Flawless on Leno, flawless on Ellen, and today leaving ABC studios – I mean look at the collar on that coat. Full Story