And So It Should Be

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 13:43:19 September 28, 2007 13:43:19

Driving drunk repeatedly? Yes please do charge him. Kiefer Sutherland is officially facing two misdemeanour counts of DUI and could be looking at 18 months in prison which of course is why he’s hired high powered attorney Blair Berk. Seems like all Berk clients get to walk, although word is Kiefer will be appearing before the same judge who tore Paris Hilton a new asshole. Full Story

Rossum Won’t Wear Jeans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 09:25:10 September 28, 2007 09:25:10

How often have you seen Rossum in jeans? No seriously…think about it. At her age, with her youth, you’d think it’d be more often, non? But remember – she has the soul of a century old opera singer. Just another reason why Emmy Rossum is just so f*cking annoying. So here she is at a charity pool tournament last night. Full Story

New Classic Mimi Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 08:07:13 September 28, 2007 08:07:13

What’s the difference between Rossum and Mimi Cheese? Rossum makes you want to drill a hole into your skull through the eyeball. Mimi Cheese just makes you giggle. Mimi is amusing. Laughing at her is fun. And while this is certainly not her objective, at the same time, she is providing pleasure and not pain. Full Story

Why Push?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 07:36:19 September 28, 2007 07:36:19

Almost, almost perfect, if not for two sadly pushed up tits that threaten to ruin her entire look. Check out Hilary Duff at the Spirit of Life award dinner last night. Fresh face, great makeup, the dress is a vision – I love the detailing on the band – so why? Why why why mash the boobs together and throw them OVER the top? It’s so Victoria Beckham, it’s so chavvy tacky, and totally totally unnecessary. Full Story

My Rumer Goes Blonde!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 07:12:09 September 28, 2007 07:12:09

My favourite make-a-star Rumer Willis bleached her head. Me likey…but with conditions. Obviously not when it’s fried up and sh-t, obviously not her best look. But smoothed down and short? From certain angles with good lighting… Totally works for me. Here’s Rumer at the James Perse store opening last night in LA. Full Story

The Daily Bitch… Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 06:55:46 September 28, 2007 06:55:46

So Diddy was in NYC the other night, brought four people along with him to GoldBar when the girl at the door simply asked how many people were in his party. Fair question, right? Apparently not. Apparently someone as important and influential as Sean Combs doesn’t need to answer to how many people are in his party. Full Story

Middle Aged Thinnification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 00:00:00 September 28, 2007 00:00:00

Kim Basinger has been embroiled in a bitter custody battle with ex husband Alec Baldwin for years. And because Hollywood hates women over 40, her profile over the same period has been significantly lower while Alec’s career continues to thrive. But enough bra burning for one day… this is about Kim in Germany for some event yesterday showing off some serious thinnification. Full Story

Call Me Miss Zahara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2007 00:00:00 September 28, 2007 00:00:00

Oh this is cute. SOOO cute! Check out Miss Zahara yesterday in NYC wearing her very own name tag. I’m a cold hearted children-hating cow but even I have to gush a little … As you were probably well aware, it’s been social awareness week for the Pitts with Brad speaking at the Clinton Global Initiative and pledging matching funds of up to $5 million for the Make It Right program and Angelina addressing a UN session on refugees. Full Story

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Dear Gossips,

One of the suckiest things about flying West/East is that it eats up your entire day. Am headed on an early flight to Toronto leaving at the crack of dawn but landing well into the afternoon so can only blog now in the middle of the night and then not again until regular blog schedule resumes Friday. Am sucking up to you with some birthday giveaways and an update on the Unfunny Douche. Please forgive?

In Toronto to celebrate a dear friend’s wedding and also tonight – participating in the Cues for Kids event in support of Street Kids International at the Rivoli. Drop by and say hi!

Yours in gossip,


CC Skye Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 00:00:00 September 27, 2007 00:00:00

It was my favourite bracelet during TIFF, picked it up at Kiss & Makeup - they probably have the largest selection of CC Skye accessories in Canada (call them for the orange cuff, it"s divine!). And CC Skye is so frickin’ cute! Cute enough for Nicole Richie too. Full Story

Death Proof DVD Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2007 06:30:01 September 27, 2007 06:30:01

Some think Tarantino’s latest is a “masterpiece”, also called his “most original movie since Pulp Fiction” by the LA Times. Death Proof is available now on DVD and I have SIX copies to give away – a 2 disc special edition. If you are interested, please send an email to [email protected] Full Story