The Best Damn Thing Gets 50%

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Is it really the best when the reviews at best are 50%? Really? And we Canadians are supposed to go easy on our own. To treat our own with kid gloves, to make allowances and excuses for Canadian suckage when appropriate…but even still, even with characteristic Canadian kindness, Avril’s new record still – in my husband’s words – licks balls. Full Story

Drew and The Beautiful List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

People Magazine’s Annual Popularity Contest – the most beautiful people of 2007. Likely a double issue. Needless to say, it’s a well selling issue. Due out this week and perhaps this explains the Janice Min/Us Weekly aggression on TomKat? Knowing that People was putting out a heavyweight, Janice fights back with a major contender of her own? Battle at the newsstands? Beauty vs. Full Story

The Daily Cry For Help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Help her. Vanessa Minnillo – SO beautiful, SO lovely, SO brilliantly maneuvered her way into co-habitation with Nick Lachey, but the girl can’t shake the pageant fashion. Or the assy fashion. Check her out last night at a charity benefit wearing something…gasp!!!... that Jessica Simpson would wear. Full Story

My Kiki: Multicolour and Neutral

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Am swooning. Kiki in Rome for the Spidey 3 premiere last night in a print dress with the most gorgeous hem and an even better pair of black satin shoes (there’s a bow on the toe) and neutral today in Madrid at the photocall, wearing textured tights and … sigh… an even more killer pair. Full Story

Kate Bosworth & the Young Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Lovely that Kate Bosworth looks healthier. Always a good thing. But why? Why does she insist on dating boys who are just so… Limp??? His name is James Rousseau. He is a model. It’s been a while. And you tell me. You take a look at these photos, particularly the one where she’s stroking his cheek, and you tell me whether or not this man is capable of crushing your headboard. Full Story

Rosie Leaves The View???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Major buzz ripping through Hollywood today that after only a year, and too many controversies to count, Rosie O’Donnell is leaving The View. If true – damn f&cking shame. Without Rosie, The View is boring. Without Rosie, The View becomes cookie-cutter, safe, golf claps, the MiniVan Majority, and very low on Gay Quotient. Full Story

No Way Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2007 12:00:00 April 25, 2007 12:00:00

Ballsy. Big ballsy. How else can you describe it? Janice Min’s attack on enemies of Us Weekly, more often than not the ones who favour People Magazine over her Gossip Bible, and this week the target is once again the GMD. You’ll recall exactly a month ago, the headline blared “Inside Katie’s Prison”, labeling Cruise’s antics “psychopathic” and describing a life of supervision and relinquished control – poor Katie trapped with no one to help her. Full Story

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered rehab – official reason is alcohol abuse. Is it because alcohol is much more publicly palatable than smack? Please. Given the perennially pinned pupils and a layer of clammy jonesing sweat all over his face during MI:3 promo last year, I’d say any other explanation is a publicist’s duty…non?

Jonathan and Lindsay Lohan… perfect couple? I think so, yes. Not that she’s all that popular these days the way she’s going. Jane Fonda hates her, doesn’t want to associate with her, and doesn’t want her to attend the premiere for Georgia Rule. You will recall, this is the same movie for which Dina Lohan predicted JUSTICE! And an Oscar nomination too.

Delusional mother, delusional daughter.

Tuesday, am online all day.

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

The One Look of “The Hills”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

I don’t watch America’s Next Top Model. I have never watched it. Not even 10 minutes. But I do have a shameful guilty pleasure. A brain killer. A mind number. Because I watch The Hills. I love The Hills. Spencer is the Villain of the Year. Lauren grew a spine. And they all have the same smile. Full Story

I Love You Roger Ebert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

I’m a cold hearted bitch but even I cried a little. Roger Ebert in his own words: My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I will be in attendance. This year I won’t be speaking, however, as I await another surgery. Full Story

My Gwyneth and Courtney…and the GMD???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

My Gwyneth and Courtney Love out for dinner. Apparently they’ve known each other for ages, then Gwyneth won an Oscar and put it up her arse and moved to England and broke up with Courtney who then tried to OD too many times but now that Gwynnie is back in LA and Courtney is clean for now and butchering up her body AND doing yoga, they’re all like BFFs again and dining at The Cut…alongside the Gay Midget Dwarf??? Of course Gwyneth and Tom know each other from Austin Powers and being A list and privileged so he and the RoboBride, being in the same place at the same time, stopped by to say hello and look intently into their eyes, and ever typically effusive, the GMD leapt over to Courtney’s side, flashed his big fat teeth and told her "You look like a movie star!"… once again illustrating that hiding one’s Homo can result in bat f&ckin’ blindness, As for my Gwyneth and her friend choices – really gossips…this is hardly surprising. Full Story