Tara Reid: Falling Ghetto in Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

She actually doesn’t look that bad – ghetto concealed remarkable well at the MarketAmerica.com party on Saturday night. But the fall, the falling, the always falling brings it all back. One time total accident. Two times forgivable. Three times suspicious. Countless times? Over and over and over again? Ghetto forever. Full Story

Purple beats Pipsqueak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Did Prince kill it during the halftime show or what? Bitch might have been wearing a tea towel on his head in a blinding shade of teal but seriously…for all the money and the marketing and the packaging and the selling of new artists this generation, it still doesn’t come close to the undeniable talent of the diminutive man in heels. Full Story

Faux Audrey Hepburn & the Gay Midget Dwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

It’s a terrible thing…watching a man pass his prime but hang on for dear life. I’ll concede – one upon a time, Tom Cruise was a goodlooking man. Back when celluloid could make up 5 inches, back when a fighter plane could somehow mask the homo, and the ubiquitous jaw clench could pass for great acting - back in the day, the GMD was undeniably attractive. Full Story

Conquered by the Vampire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Hated at the beginning. When they first hooked up, Jennifer and Marc, as his festering rot somehow claimed her booty, like many of you there were sad, sick days. But somehow, some way, sounds cheese but now I believe. I believe that he adores her, I believe that she adores that he adores her, and believing makes occasions like these easier to swallow. Full Story

Beautiful Drew Five Times Live

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Her 5th time hosting SNL did not disappoint – a resurgence in the show of late, non? And she looked amazing. Slim but still curvy, glowing, great skin, a better smile, not afraid to skewer anyone…including 12 year old Dakota Fanning, quite obvious now that the awkward-no-one-can-stand-her phase is in full swing. Full Story

Good News for Naomi?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2007 12:00:00 February 5, 2007 12:00:00

Usually loathe to jump into any pregnancy speculation at the drop of a hat but this one smells right. And it smells good. Naomi at an event on Friday wearing a very loose fitting dress and poppin’ up an impressive abundance of cleavage – from a girl who is normally modestly endowed and really doesn’t do the fake push-up and spill-over trick frequently used by her b-cup peers. Full Story

Friday, February 2, 2007
Dear Gossips, Late start today, sorry. Standing on top of that glacier on Tuesday has brought on a killer cold. And I’m trying to keep up with all The Departed entries – the most popular giveaway so far and there are still 3 days to go. In case you missed it, scroll down for details. Friday – real time blogging, check back often for new posts, and have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. The Bears. Go Bears.

Ryan & Alanis: NOW it’s over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

They were cute and cuddly at Cupcakes in Vancouver on Christmas Eve but Ryan and Alanis announced today that they are through. An official statement confirming they’ve ended their engagement – over 6 months after they were rumoured to have done but not really because – as I first broke the news last summer – they were frolicking with their dogs at English Bay shortly thereafter. Full Story

Katie Holmes: calling creativity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

Girl needs a new speechwriter. I mean, I understand the need to grease the MiniVan Majority, to craft a perfect perfect illusion and a picture perfect existence, but creativity still counts for something and in the creativity department, the Cruise strategy is for sh-t. I mean if she’s going to say the same thing over and over again, at least make it fresh…you know what I mean? Harper’s Bazaar interview, canned answers below and my suggested changes: On Loving Tom: I have a husband and children that I adore. Full Story