Salma Supports

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Yesterday at the Vanessa Williams Walk of Fame induction ceremony. As you can see, she lost the electrocution locks and went for a blow out - beautiful. And… if you look closely… there’s her bump. But only if you can get past her jugs. Can’t even imagine how much bigger. Source Full Story

Nicole’s new fringe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

I like it. I like it a lot. Do you like it? Nicole out for dinner last night, an evening break from shooting the next installment of that useless reality show The Simple Life. Seriously…does anyone still watch? As for the fringe – I wish I could fringe. But according to Feng Shui, women in their 30s and 40s shouldn’t fringe. Full Story

Little Sci the Toddler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

Growing up fast! So if it’s not a weekend at the pitch, it’s a weekend at the basketball court. Here are the GMD, Katie, and Little Sci on Sunday. As you can see, she’s walking, she’s climbing, she’s a toddler, and she’s really really cute. Tom on the other hand, the wear and tear of the secret homo fraud – keeping a secret can eat you alive. Full Story

Halle Berry: Babies yes, Husband no

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2007 12:00:00 March 20, 2007 12:00:00

She insists she’ll never marry again. Even though she’s dating Gabriel Aubrey, the impossibly beautiful Gabriel Aubrey, Halle says she thinks “two people can share their lives without the ring, without the piece of paper." She does admit however to wanting children “very much” – a combination which will no doubt rile the MiniVan. Full Story

Monday, March 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney just passed 4 weekends in rehab – speculation now growing that she’ll be released this week. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan continues to party her Dirty Face off…but is she getting sloppy? More on that later. Monday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Children of Men Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Two words: Clive Owen. One question: want him? In my ranking of Ugly Hotties, Clive slips in at #2. Behind Daniel Craig and in front of Gerard Butler though that could change after tonight – am seeing 300 – but I doubt it. Not down with the beard. So unless he loses the 1970s French porn vaginal growth that the costume designers have stuck to his face, Gerard stays off the Freebie Five. Full Story

Fergie Pollutes Polska

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

I married a Polish dude, the token non-Pole in the family – yellow skin and black hair standing out among several sets of blue eyes WITH creases and more than seven lashes on the upper AND lower lids. So after 7 years of Polification, I feel well within my rights to mourn for the marital Motherland, to lament the fact that the low classy atrocity known as Fergie has arrived in Poland and is polluting the Poles with her low classy forever fashion, possibly leading them astray. Full Story

Looking Ahead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’s age. And while my dad is balding and shrinking but very cute in his own right, Richard Gere is still a sexy beast. Full Story

Salma’s strong back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Source I’m telling you…her back must be KILLING – look at them!!! The “passionately pragmatic” (your majority vote) and pregnant Salma Hayek leaving her agent’s in Century City the other day still rockin’ the rocker locks she’s been rocking since the baby announcement. Full Story

Quitting is a Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

I quit on Friday March 9th, it’s been over a week…totally cold turkey. And not exactly intentional. Just that I got sick the next day, and with visions of an early death dancing in my head, lying in bed, feverish and achy for the better part of a week, it seemed like a good time to give up my beloved ciggies. Full Story

All the little babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

All kindsa cute. First – David Banda on a skateboard while Mother Madge looks on in London. Then – the incomparable Violet Affleck looking more like Dad every day. And finally – Deacon Phillippe out for ice cream with Reese, definitely my favourite of the lot. Check out his pre-tantrum expression – nap time evidently overdue. Full Story