Smutty Sponsor: SoftLips Exclusive Giveaway #6

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 13:50:53 September 19, 2007 13:50:53

PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY. PLEASE NOTE THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS AND TITLE. Otherwise your entry will NOT be filed properly. The answer for Week 5 – Demon Bitch Jessica Alba! It’s Week #5 of the SoftLips Smutty Sponsorship and another SoftLips Full Story

Cate in Pink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 13:42:29 September 19, 2007 13:42:29

I was greatly disappointed not to have seen Cate Blanchett at TIFF and sadly wasn’t able to attend the screening either. However, early reviews for The Golden Age have been decidedly mixed and while her repeat performance at Elizabeth is undoubtedly strong, it is actually her portrayal of Bob Dylan in I’m Not There that is garnering the most attention, not to mention the inspiration behind Mark Ruffalo’s hilarious outburst Full Story

The Nail in the Coffin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 00:00:00 September 19, 2007 00:00:00

Just on the off chance you were still holding out hope for Adrian Grenier…give it up. Give it up now. Because it’s full on infection, Hollywood Ebola has eaten him alive…Adrian Grenier is no more. E! Online correspondent Kristin interviewed him recently and asked about Paris. This is what he had to say: "I think she’s absolutely wonderful. Full Story

Don’t Disturb the Dead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 00:00:00 September 19, 2007 00:00:00

The girls getting together for weekend brunch. It was the perfect ending to a perfect show. So why raise the dead after a peaceful death? Already know what Charlotte’s Chinese baby looks like. Have seen Samantha’s breasts too many times to count. And if Lucy Liu’s wardrobe is any indication, Patricia Field has exhausted all of her creative ability… And still they are persisting with the movie version of Sex & the City. Full Story

Ledger & Cougar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 09:18:56 September 19, 2007 09:18:56

Heath Ledger and Helena Christensen have been making out all over NYC – first last week over dinner, then the other night at the premiere of Eastern Promises which stars, curiously enough, his ex Naomi Watts. Helena is apparently all over him all the time – described as a total cougar. She’s 10 years older and has supposedly had her eye on him since last November when the two were seen leaving together from the premiere of Candy. Full Story

Representing the 40s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 08:29:51 September 19, 2007 08:29:51

Demi Moore, Madonna, Julianne Moore – women in their 40s are owning their younger counterparts and 41 year old Cindy Crawford is, perhaps, the leader of the 40 Pack. Does it get any better? Here’s Cindy last night at the GQ 50th Anniversary party looking as beautiful as we’ve ever seen her, if not more so. Full Story

Dandy Does Good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 08:03:09 September 19, 2007 08:03:09

From the new Hello Canada with a nauseating Katherine Heigl on the cover – here’s Jude Law in Afghanistan at work on a documentary for Peace One Day founded by his friend Jeremy Gilley 8 years ago. The United Nations has since “passed a resolution to establish a global day of ceasefire. Full Story

Busy Being Stupid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 07:19:33 September 19, 2007 07:19:33

Laura Wasser left her because she is uncoachable and uncontrollable and both attributes were fully on display yesterday. As news broke that a judge deemed her a “habitual and frequent” drug user and ruled she is to undergo drug testing twice a week, embroiled in a nasty custody battle over her boo boos, as the court of public opinion has already ruled her an unfit parent, Britney still insisted on going out last night, first stopping at Winston’s and then dropping in on Hyde. Full Story

No Riots in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2007 00:00:00 September 19, 2007 00:00:00

Unlike what happened in Toronto, the barricades did not crumble over Brad Angelina hysteria last night in NYC at the premiere of the Assassination of Jesse James. As you can see, the Pitts once again arrived in coordinated gorgessity – he in another well cut dark suit, she in a boring textured LBD. Full Story

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Dear Gossips,

At the Unity for Autism event yesterday, met a delightful young man called Lee with encyclopaedic knowledge of entertainment and a newfound obsession over Barry Manilow. Lee informed me that Barry has a new record out today – his greatest hits from the 70s – and insisted we profile the album on eTalk. I told Lee that Barry’s probably not the show’s demographic. He implored me to do what I could.

Then I come home to get updated and it turns out yesterday’s Queen Fight involved Barry refusing to do The View, basically telling Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and by extension Barbara Walters, to jump up his ass.

Lee, you see, clearly has his finger on the pulse.

Tuesday, will be online all day, check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Britney to be tested

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2007 16:01:43 September 18, 2007 16:01:43

New details are emerging from the Spears/Federline custody battle and TMZ is now reporting that the judge in the case determined yesterday that “there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)." As such, Britney must now be randomly tested twice a week although in spite of the findings, the custody split remains at 50/50 even though KFed is pushing for 70/30 in his favour. Full Story