Monday, March 19, 2007 Dear Gossips, Britney just passed 4 weekends in rehab – speculation now growing that she’ll be released this week. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan continues to party her Dirty Face off…but is she getting sloppy? More on that later. Monday, live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Children of Men Exclusive DVD Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Two words: Clive Owen. One question: want him? In my ranking of Ugly Hotties, Clive slips in at #2. Behind Daniel Craig and in front of Gerard Butler though that could change after tonight – am seeing 300 – but I doubt it. Not down with the beard. So unless he loses the 1970s French porn vaginal growth that the costume designers have stuck to his face, Gerard stays off the Freebie Five. Full Story

Fergie Pollutes Polska

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

I married a Polish dude, the token non-Pole in the family – yellow skin and black hair standing out among several sets of blue eyes WITH creases and more than seven lashes on the upper AND lower lids. So after 7 years of Polification, I feel well within my rights to mourn for the marital Motherland, to lament the fact that the low classy atrocity known as Fergie has arrived in Poland and is polluting the Poles with her low classy forever fashion, possibly leading them astray. Full Story

Looking Ahead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

My husband and I – if we manage to look anywhere close to this good in 20 years, I’ll be a happy bitch. Richard Gere and Carey Lowell at the premiere of The Hoax last night. Pompous prick yes… but he’s aging well, non? The man is my father’s age. And while my dad is balding and shrinking but very cute in his own right, Richard Gere is still a sexy beast. Full Story

Salma’s strong back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Source I’m telling you…her back must be KILLING – look at them!!! The “passionately pragmatic” (your majority vote) and pregnant Salma Hayek leaving her agent’s in Century City the other day still rockin’ the rocker locks she’s been rocking since the baby announcement. Full Story

Quitting is a Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

I quit on Friday March 9th, it’s been over a week…totally cold turkey. And not exactly intentional. Just that I got sick the next day, and with visions of an early death dancing in my head, lying in bed, feverish and achy for the better part of a week, it seemed like a good time to give up my beloved ciggies. Full Story

All the little babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

All kindsa cute. First – David Banda on a skateboard while Mother Madge looks on in London. Then – the incomparable Violet Affleck looking more like Dad every day. And finally – Deacon Phillippe out for ice cream with Reese, definitely my favourite of the lot. Check out his pre-tantrum expression – nap time evidently overdue. Full Story

Kiki & Johnny: better signs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

As opposed to the Chill… Whatever body language shared with Fabrizio a few weeks ago, my Kiki seems much more sure of herself with Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell than she did with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers. Have a look – Kiki this weekend at SXSW on the receiving end of some romantic attention (apparently they were making out everywhere) and this time it looks like SHE is in control. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: Dirty Face Coke Face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

STILL this child cannot find foundation to match her skin tone. And to go along with the Dirty Face, there appears to be a curious white smudge on her right cheek – some say glare from her earring, others say suspicious white powder to go along with her perennially pinned pupils, and I say this upcoming shoot with Keira Knightley is going to be very, very interesting. Full Story

The Daily SO Hetero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Wild Hogs has grossed over $100 million and counting. Which means courting the MiniVan Majority clearly works. Which is probably why John Travolta has temporarily swallowed his hankering for male massages and c*ckstands in favour of playing Happy Hetero just a little longer – especially since talk of a sequel is quickly gaining momentum. Full Story

Little Sci in Green

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

Little Sci with her parents at the weekend for St Patrick’s Day – matching family, matching colours, SO cute. Especially her feet. I love baby feet - like little dinner buns, so fat and chunky you just want to take a bite. Almost a year already… can you believe it? She turns 1 on April 18th and while overzealous gossipmongers have been proclaiming her too large for 12 months, to me she actually looks about right – not that I’m an expert and not that I don’t love a conspiracy theory when I smell one but in this case, I’m thinking she just inherited her mother’s Big Genes? Katie is rather tall, non? So maybe that’s why the Gay Midget Dwarf always picks the Amazons? To ensure his progeny avoid the same “hidden lift” fate? I wonder…what else can they do in that Baby Making Chamber anyway? And where the HELL is Andrew Morton’s book??? Source Full Story