Stars for Soccer – Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

Saturday – David Beckham’s debut for the LA Galaxy vs Chelsea. He sat out the first half, came in late to thunderous applause as his wife, behind sunglasses and a cute black dress, sipped champagne from a private box, deeply engaged in conversation with the always opportunistic Eva Longoria. Full Story

More Sad Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2007 12:00:00 July 23, 2007 12:00:00

As I reported exclusively on Friday, Britney’s photo shoot with OK Magazine was supposedly a disaster. Click here for the background. Still more details are coming out of the debacle, from multiple sources – all of them painting a picture of a Britney on the way down. Full Story

Friday, July 20, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Today. Tonight. An all-nighter tonight with Harry in my bed. And perfect timing too. My husband leaves for a Vegas stag weekend tomorrow. So I can read and re-read in peace…and shop too.

Stag weekends are the best. Stag weekends mean a new Tod’s bag and a perfect built in retort when the credit card statement gets questioned:

“Sure babe. I’ll return my purchases. Oh…and what happened in Vegas anyway?”

I will keep my tote…trust.

About those Posh sag and cellie photos and some exclusive dirty dirty Britney smut and a new riddle too…all that coming today.

Friday – blogging like a madwoman, online all day, check back often. Thanks for your patience and understanding during travels.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. I too am still figuring out the intricacies of the new site design. So it goes without saying that Ralph Fiennes SHOULD be #1. Unfortunately, I can’t figure out how to make that happen. Also photos: photos can now be seen one after another without closing the window. In Explorer however sometimes to you have to try a couple of times before the software kicks in. It’s a weird glitch, we’re working on it. And finally…have you checked out the FAQ and the answers? Might be useful, especially today with a new riddle.

Have a great weekend!

Double Bump!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Isla Fisher and Naomi Watts both pregnant, hanging together yesterday in California and giggling together too - adorable, non? And a great story about Sacha Baron Cohen the other day. A house party in LA, door opens, in walks Sacha. He grabs a beer, does a lap around the place, didn’t see anyone knew, and then walked right back out… He did come back later though, to apologise and to explain – he had been invited to another party and went into the wrong house. Full Story

Maggie Over Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Two young mothers – one in love with a crackhead, the other a quirky indie movie veteran with a hippy attitude and refreshingly original fashion sense. Agent Provocateur has selected Maggie Gyllenhaal as their new face and body to replace the coke-beaten Kate Moss. Love. It. An unusual choice, to be sure, given that Maggie is not a generic-looking bombshell nor does she immediately inspire a supermodel or a Playboy erection. Full Story

Becoming Sad Smut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Britney’s photo shoot for the upcoming cover of OK Magazine...exclusive details from multiple sources only here and it’s pretty f&cked up so mind the legal Chinese ass coverage. You know how it is… Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new video, a photo shoot was also scheduled for the magazine’s upcoming cover story. Full Story

Working Now...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Have been blogging all day but for some reason, the site wasn"t posting articles properly. Should be ok now? Just a quick note: those using IE6 are probably not seeing the site as it should be seen - white space everywhere, text pushed down way below the ads. Trying to iron out these kinks...appreciate your patience. Full Story

Site Problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

They’re calling it a “caching” issue…whatever it is, it means I’ve been posting consistently but it’s not showing up on the site. The problem has occurred every day, is fixed every day, and then reappears the following morning, which is why it’s so late in the day by the time you see new articles. Full Story

The Wrong Vice and the New Vice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

He is super talented. Undeniably so. But like many of the most brilliant, he is also very troubled, though it was thought that he had been able to gain control of his demons with professional assistance. Thing is, he went in last time for booze…at least that’s what was “revealed” at the time… but it turns out, since he’s certainly not abstaining these days, the truth is alcohol was never his vice. Full Story

Posh: the pics and the party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Big bash going down this weekend – the GMD and his RoboBride along with Will and Jada Smith are feting the Beckhams’ arrival in America at the Museum of Contemporary Art. Tom is said to be flying back from Germany just for the occasion but the funniest rumour about all this is that originally, he and his wife were supposed to the sole hosts of the celebration until they were advised that the party would actually be more popular (ie well attended) if they added the Smiths on there as well just to assure people that it’s not going to be a Church function. Full Story

Shelf Ass wants an Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2007 12:00:00 July 20, 2007 12:00:00

Those tv girls are all the same: Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, now Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined the chorus of unremarkable actors vying for an Academy Award. Except in this case, Biel says she’s prepared to sacrifice for it, to follow that tried and true formula of uglification for Oscar. Full Story