Wedding Legality, the Reaction, and Sterility too?

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The official photos – see attached. To tell you the truth, even with the master flair of Armani, I’m not really down with the dress. At least not the top part. Then again, I’m not one half of America’s New Sweetheart Couple, recently anointed by the MiniVan Majority after disappointing failures from the Membership’s two previous golden girls Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. Full Story

Mrs Beckham brings the Chav

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would Victoria Beckham be Victoria Beckham if she didn’t pull out the full chav AND the concrete tits AND the enormous headgear AND pose gratuitously for several long minutes on the fraud occasion of someone else’s wedding? Would you have had it any differently? Watching this woman rock an entrance like a true famewhore is one of the great pleasures of my smutty life, few celebrities are as enjoyably flagrant in their shamelessness, and it is a privilege and a luxury for us to be able to eat up this kind of cheesy decadence several times a week. Full Story

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mrs. Anthony brings the Understated According to the NY Post, Victoria Beckham was greeted with the loudest cheer from the crowd when she emerged from the hotel en route to the castle. Yeah, well, maybe that’s because, as you can see from the TMZ video, she stopped and SOLICITED the photos and the ovation – probably in exchange for getting that dress at no cost. Full Story

Mrs Henchy’s husband is the real catch

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brooke Shields in burgundy – a tad matronly for me but she does look lovely and regal and robust and happy to have buried the hatchet. But here’s what’s interesting: my sources say the current buzz about the Brooke reconciliation isn’t necessarily only about the positive PR but MOSTLY because of her husband Chris Henchy. Full Story

Britney in Vegas, Britney mixes with the D List

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Forget the ghetto weave – she more than makes up for it with that ass. Check out Britney from behind, girl got into shape fast, non? No love handles, no discernible jiggle, legs look lean, skin is reasonably spot-free now that she’s Fed-free, grinning happily with the re-hired Larry in Vegas apparently for some studio work and a little partying too – with none other than Mario Lopez??? According to People Magazine, they met up at The Mint and then headed to Moon Nightclub en masse, no further details as to whether or not it was romantic but given this guy’s track record, I wouldn’t be surprised. Full Story

My Borat: Camel Toe on Rolling Stone

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like!!! See my Borat’s S&M camel toe on the cover of Rolling Stone – or is it moose knuckle? Whatever y’all – that’s what I call The Hotness. And the article is even better. As always, Rolling Stone is a great read. I won’t spoil it for you, pick it up for yourself – a very, very, very rare interview with Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story

Girlcrushing Hard on Eva Green

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Source OK I’m officially in love. The London premiere of Casino Royale gave a taste, every appearance since has sealed the deal – this girl is fantastic. Here’s Eva Green looking vamp and dark and sexy and weird and hypnotic across Europe and Asia on promo for Bond. Full Story

Zeta: Drag Queen and her Geriatric

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let me preface by saying how much I adore Catherine Zeta Jones. The woman is stunning – a perfect, perfect face if I’ve ever seen one. Which is why I blame this on the makeup. It’s the eyes, I think. Might work for others who need enhancement, doesn’t work for Zeta who doesn’t need much. Here she is with her husband at the weekend – a rare public appearance at some gala. Full Story

Lilo: London Ladders & Missing Items

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My girl was looking rather unkempt in London at the weekend – check out her hose.   Now if Eva Green was walking around with ladders in her nylons, I’d be all over it with praise. But on Lindsay Lohan, it’s just another complementary attribute to her Dirty Face and her Coke Bloat. Full Story

Junkie Pete Rises Again – Kate Better with Leo?

November 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shocker! Pete Doherty stopped by police and crack was found in his car, which naturally means he’s using again, and please…save it with the “just because it’s in his car doesn’t mean he’s using” excuse. A person with his history of addiction doesn’t get that close to the goods and not go in for a taste. Full Story