Meeting at the Spa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2007 12:00:00 March 13, 2007 12:00:00

There have always been rumblings about his sexual orientation…never anything concrete. Just that, as we all know, any time you’re single for a protracted time in Hollywood and you happen to be as fine and distinguished as he is, people start to whisper. And while I do know for sure that he does enjoy women, even hiring them on occasion, this is the first legitimate hint of the gaygay – for me anyway – that I can report. Full Story

Blood Diamond Exclusive DVD Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2007 12:00:00 March 13, 2007 12:00:00

Double Hotness – Leo and Djimon Hounsou, sweaty and intense and, at one point, exchanging blows. Total quiveration. Blood Diamond comes out on DVD on March 20th and I have five copies (2 disc special edition!) to give away to 5 lucky readers. If you’re interested, send an email to [email protected] Full Story

Friday, March 9, 2007 Dear Gossips, Salma pregnant. And getting married! Love that she carried on an undercover relationship while everyone thought she and Pene were gettin’ it on – as gaygay Wentie would say: Brava, Salma. Brava Brava. Friday – live blogging all day, check back often, Borat winners will be contacted later today. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Happy Belated Birthday to Patti in Ladner, BC! Thanks for supporting my smut every at work! PPS. Sorry for not being clear the other day about Friday Night Lights. It’s not cancelled…yet. But it’s on life support, which is a f&cking shame. Because more people would rather watch Heather Mills and her “safely secured” leg (her words, not mine) shuffle across a dance floor in a tacky orange gown – WTF???

More About Entourage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

More About Entourage A response to your emails yesterday about Entourage and the new season…but warning: spoiler ahead if you haven’t caught up. Confusing as hell which probably explains your messages but it turns out Season 3 is NOT over. NOT over. It was divided into Season 3A and B. Season 3A ends with Vince firing Ari. Full Story

Violet Forever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

I take after my mother one respect. Not so much in the extreme – she frightens children and animals – but like her, I’m not baby crazy or baby gushy and while I love the babies that belong to my friends, I am also very happy that those babies are going home with them and not me. But then I see Violet Affleck. Full Story

Salma: Passionate … or Pragmatic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Thanks for all of your emails clarifying Francois-Henri Pinault’s financial stature, providing perhaps a more wellrounded explanation into their hook up? Cynical bitch me…yes. Francois-Henri he’s the CEO of PPR – major luxury goods company that owns Gucci, YSL, and other department chains etc. In other words, he’s not only wealthy…he’s OBSCENELY wealthy. Full Story

The Daily Quiverating Artiste: Joaquin Phoenix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Giddy’up girls. New stills of Joaquin from We Own the Night co-starring Eva Mendes (I hear it’s pronounced AVA? True?) due out Fall 2007. We Own the Night reunites Joaquin with Mark Wahlberg with whom he worked on The Yards, both films written and directed by James Gray. Have you seen The Yards? Joaquin plays off type – VERY sexy - but I can’t stomach multiple viewings. Full Story

Joe Simpson: Say what bitch???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Not that the Spears are defensible in any way, not that Britney ever had enough structure and guidance…but still. If it were Natalie Portman’s parents doing the judging, I’d be like – sure, 100%, go for it. But Joe Simpson? Joe Simpson judging the Spears??? Bitch… please. An interview with In Touch, Papa Joe opines on the Britney situation: "I would never let that happen to my daughters. Full Story

John and Jess in Rome…with Joe?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

No...not in person. But definitely in spirit. Always in spirit. Already known to capitalise on “personal” photos of his children and shopping them to the tabloids, I’m also now hearing that Joe allegedly makes Jessica check in with him wherever she and John are headed. Shortly thereafter, photographers appear like magic. Full Story

Gisele expecting?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Story blew up yesterday when Brazilian gossip site Glamurama reported that Tom Brady has knocked up Gisele Bundchen too. Although her rep initially denied the claims, NYC is now also buzzing that she’s confirmed it to all her friends, making his sperm even more potent than Kevin Federline’s. And Bridget Moynahan must be losing her sh-t. Full Story

Salma expecting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2007 12:00:00 March 9, 2007 12:00:00

Many of you took one look at her massive breasts last week and pronounced her pregnant. And indeed she is! Freshly confirmed through her publicist, his name is Francois-Henri Pinault – a very wealthy businessman but um…well… see for yourself. Not exactly what you were expecting non? Not exactly Andre Balasz or even Arki Busson either though I can certainly understand the appeal between the Hollywood starlet and private enterprise: security on one hand, trophy on the other? Sorry…I’m a cynical bitch today. Full Story