Pity the Nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

She has called People Magazine a tabloid before, she has said repeatedly she doesn’t care for the trash perpetuated in gossip rags. And yet…when Jennifer Aniston wants to fellate the MiniVan Majority, when she wants to make sure her status as America’s Sweetheart remains unblemished, she goes running back to People for an “exclusive” interview for no other reason than to talk about appearing in her best friend’s new tv show Dirt, Courteney Cox’s collaborative effort with husband David Arquette. Full Story

Happy Birthday Pipsqueak!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

Justin Timberlake turned 26 today. Maybe his balls have finally dropped?  Full Story

The Daily Rossum: Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

She’s hawking her own line of high end clothing – according to UK tabloids she’s hired model Daniella Sarahyba as the face of her designs. The reason: Danielle is what Posh calls “voluptuous”, specifically chosen because Mrs Beckham does not want to promote excessive thinness, preferring instead to show young girls what a healthy body looks like. Full Story

Kate’s True Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

How in love do you have to be? Big scoop by the London Sun today – a video of Pete Doherty taken shortly after celebrating their Buddhist wedding in Thailand, he apparently left Kate at the resort, hooked up with three complete strangers, went back to their dinky hotel room and proceeded to shoot cocaine … reportedly 3 times in the space of less than 3 hours, sometimes nodding off mid injection. Full Story

Tara Reid: Redefining 31

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

Born November 1975. And remember…she’s HAD surgery. She’s BEEN to the surgeon’s. She’s had work done and she’s had work to correct the original work being done. And still Tara Reid looks like this. At 31!!! No exaggeration, my mother doesn’t even look this bad or this haggard and she’s going on 57 after multiple surgeries, two failed kidneys, several infections, and a transplant. Full Story

Making Over Paris Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

Unlike the endless train of screw-up stars seeking “treatment” for a quick PR fix, Paris Hilton will not be heading to “Rehab”. She is however moving legally to shut down ParisExposed.com, claiming a violation of privacy and – most importantly – a threat to her personal safety, suggesting that the website opens up the possibility of fraud and stalking. Full Story

The Daily Improved: Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

Not that a pair of knickers isn’t hard to beat but still, in the interest of objectivity, have to admit that Sienna pulled off a lovely comeback last night at yet another event to promote the critical bomb that is Factory Girl. The dress is fantastic. And it looks fantastic on her. The hair, on the other hand? Well…I can’t say I’m down with the hair. Full Story

Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Dear Gossips, Will be freezing my balls off on a glacier in Whistler this morning – shooting a segment for eTalk. New posts when I get back. In the meantime, exercise your pity bone and throw it at Sienna Miller. What to do when your movie sucks unanimous ass? Well, if you’re Sienna, you dress like a spectacle at the premiere and cling to Diddy for dear life. And remember, this is a girl who keeps repeating that she wants to be known as an actor rather than the tabloid leading lady once engaged to Jude Law – and prancing around in a leotard in New York City is the best way to accomplish that, right? Bitch…please. Kinda puts my Burger King sighting into perspective, non? More on Sienna below… Check later for new articles, scroll down and click on “View More Articles”, keep on scrolling, keep on clicking – there were 30 posts yesterday, I have a feeling some of you may have missed a few including John Mayer’s Michael Jackson transformation. Yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Desperate: Sienna Miller

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2007 12:00:00 January 30, 2007 12:00:00

Those reports about her hooking up with Diddy and the pappy video that “caught” him heading up to her place after a late night of partying? Call me Cruise, and I’m not exactly in the habit of defending Sienna Miller, but…um…if you watch the clip, there are actually 2 other people with them. Don’t know about you but my smutty sense isn’t tingling on this one. Full Story

My Gwyneth hates Dina too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2007 12:00:00 January 30, 2007 12:00:00

I love it when my two girls get along. And I love that my Lilo love has been validated by my one true love. Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Lindsay Lohan and in her patented Paltrow way – condescending, snide, judgmental – Gwyneth is also saying that Lindsay best to do without her mother if she really wants to make a comeback. Full Story

Text Harassment?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2007 12:00:00 January 30, 2007 12:00:00

Happily married comes in all shapes and sizes. By conventional definition, both spouses are faithful, both spouses expect fidelity, and when all goes to plan, both spouses adhere to the gameplan…happily ever after. There are however some couples who can make it work by a different playbook – typically called an Open Marriage when one or the other or both can explore outside the marital bed boundaries but remain committed spiritually, emotionally, and most importantly…financially. Full Story