Worst Bride: Sandra Oh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source Hated it. Especially that sinister black dot in the middle, I could almost see it spreading some foul disease and eating her alive. And don’t get me wrong – I LOVE Sandra Oh. Grey’s Anatomy wouldn’t exist without Sandra Oh. Full Story

Best Bride: Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source No…she’s not getting married but if she did in this dress, more power to her. Fresh and unfussy, this gown draped so beautifully around her body and you had to see her move – like she was floating, not on some Rossum cloud mind you, but on a beach somewhere, barefoot and windswept…can you see it? There’s something to be said for not trying too hard. Full Story

Most Improved: Patricia Arquette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Do I need to remind you of the eyesores she’s worn before? Here…let me remind you. But still…in the past… I have refused to cut Patricia Arquette. Because in spite of the example set by other prime time players on television, Patricia has avoided the Teri Hatcher habit of squeezing the life out of her face and the other endless examples of emaciated celebrity garishly illustrated by her peers. Full Story

Best Speech: Chandra Wilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source Who doesn’t worship Dr Bailey? And who can deny Chandra Wilson? The way she was all business getting up on that stage, didn’t bother stopping for hugs and kisses – girl just wanted to rush up there and grab her prize – such cuteness! And such spunk! Thanking her ten fellow castmembers and “the one in Rehab” with a wave of her li’l hand. Full Story

Worst Feng Shui: Diane Kruger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

The perils of imbalance – and the consequences can be disastrous. But first, the cute news. She and Josh, while declining to be photographed together, are more in love than ever. Wistful glances from him to her on the carpet and sugar sweetness inside the ballroom. Not as adorably saccharine as McGosling but absolutely irresistible nonetheless. Full Story

The SAG Awards Wrap Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Perhaps regarded as the most prestigious awards - being honoured by their peers - but the SAGs no matter how you cut it, absolutely do not have the glam, glitz, or papow factor as some of the others – which is why they are telecast on TBS and arbitrarily skipped on occasion as they were this year by so many of the acting elite. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez: Mission Accomplished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

See? For months and months I’ve been writing the warning, in the face of premature pronouncements that the Gay Midget Dwarf was over – clearly, he is not over. Not over, not dead, not beaten, definitely not weaker, and definitely not going away. No gossips. The GMD is not only none of those things, he is actually getting stronger and slowly and methodically building an empire – with Little Sci in place as the heir, now represented publicly by his MiniVan-courting wife, flanked and protected by his very own celebrity army, Tom Cruise in his 40s is strategically redefining Cult Mogul, and he has just confirmed Hollywood’s finest ass and one of the most famous women in the world into the scientological fold: Jennifer Lopez – the Church runs in the family. Full Story

Gwyneth & Jake Paltrow: like sister, like brother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Definitely the lowest profile member of the family – until now, that is. Especially if the directing gig begins to blossom. As you can see, there’s no doubt they’re siblings, and some of you have also mentioned that he bears a striking resemblance to Chris Martin, with MUCH better teeth, but I have to tell you – I don’t see it. Full Story

Gisele & Tom: the first photo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source Sorry girls…I know this must sting. And sorry to Leo too…because if I were Gisele Bundchen, even as a bitter Dolphins fans, not even I would take a pass on the loin-quiverating hotness that is Tom Brady to go back to Leo’s modelising indecision. Full Story

John Mayer: Michael Jackson & the hooker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

The Look of Shame again prominently displayed at the weekend in Miami as John Mayer continues to suffer the indignity of being seen in public with Jessica Simpson, to the amazement of his fans and supporters who are increasingly bewildered by the surprising longevity of this relationship. Full Story

Friday, January 26, 2007
Dear Gossips, Paris Hilton a pill-popper? And why is that shocking? More details from Paris Exposed, details courtesy the NY Post – turns out Paris appears to be in regular possession of prescription medication including painkillers and Valtrex which of course is used to treat Herpes. All this in addition to what looks like a motherload of coke dumped over a friend’ s chest and of course the drug rumours that have long surrounded her crew but never seem to stick to her, despite the fact that she’s supposedly wellknown among Young Hollywood to be a more than occasional recreational user… Which begs the question: why is Paris Hilton the Teflon Heiress? While Britney and Lindsay and Nicole are vilified incessantly for questionable behaviour, with addiction automatically intimated as the explanation, Paris Hilton, the most morally reprehensible of the lot, always manages to skulk away unsoiled. Unfortunately gossips… she will live through this scandal, in fact she will thrive and possibly get even stronger through this scandal, as Hollywood Ebola always does in times of adversity, it’s depressing but it’s true: Paris Hilton will never die. Friday – real time blogging, check back often, and have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Happy 21st Birthday to Lisa in Texas – live it up girl! PPS. Regarding your emails about Chav and Posh and a definition: it’s not in the Gossip Guide because it’s not an expression or a modification of one that I can take credit for. Gorgessity and Gay Midge Dwarf on the other hand…all mine. Click here for a hilariously academic study of Chav, though not exactly on point as it relates to the Beckhams specifically, it’ll give you a general idea and amuse you in the details – enjoy!