Ellen Barkin is a crazy bitch

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Which is why I adore her! First of all, for an older broad, she’s sexy as all hell. Starring in Oceans 13 with the boys – she will be fantastic. Next, it’s her balls. Love her balls. Ellen’s tangled up in a messy divorce with Ron Perelman, big time billionaire whose holdings include among other things Revlon and Marvel, great at making money, assy at staying married. Full Story

The Beckhams arrive for TomKat

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David came!!! Originally said to have not been granted permission from Real Madrid due a match the next day, Becks has clearly finagled his way to the wedding of the year and as you can see, is by his wife’s side in Rome for the craziness unfolding on Saturday. But enough about the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan: self harming?

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to The Sun, these marks on her wrist are the result of cutting – contrary to what her publicist said about a fractured wrist or a minor scrape, The Sun had a medical professional analyse the marks and contends that my Lilo’s wounds could be self inflicted. Nothing to joke about. For our kids at Covenant House Vancouver Full Story

Jen gives back too!

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In an effort to prove that she actually does more than sunbathe and smoke cigarettes and cry with her friends and deny being engaged and breaking up with men she was never dating in the first place, Jennifer Aniston has decided to join the growing list of celebrities making headlines for charitable endeavours. Full Story

Pitt Protection out of control, the Pitts in NO?

November 17, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 17, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Interesting the contrast, don’t you think? On the one hand, the smiling Scientologists grinning away, a thousand celebrities in tow, happy to primp for the cameras, on the other, the Pitts in India causing a stink, or at least their overzealous security team. Just a few weeks ago, one manhandler put a photographer in a chokehold, yesterday they created controversy at a local school, apparently blocking parents from entering the facility to pick up their children, and reportedly even knocking down a student as well. Full Story

Thursday, November 16, 2006
Dear Gossips, Yesterday, Wednesday, was a busy day. If you missed any posts, including new pics of Little Sci, go through the archives by clicking on “THIS WEEK” from the left hand side of your page to get caught up. Today is Thursday, continuous blogging, check back often for fresh articles appearing immediately after the opening cut. As for the World Music Awards – underwhelming, don’t you think? Or is it just because everything else is coming up short next to TomKat (hee) and Britney? More on both below and hot smut as soon as it hits. Yours in gossip, Lainey

A Scientology Ceremony?

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At least according to the mayor of Bracciano who spoke to journalists today confirming the location of the wedding (that castle), that she met with the couple earlier this week, that they are expected to arrive at the venue on Saturday morning and return to Rome the same day, and that she believes the ceremony will be scientological – not recognized in Italy so it would have to be “preceded or followed by a civil union” to make it legit. Full Story

Little Sci full face!

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK…so frickin’ cute, maybe a bit Asian, but I adore her. I.Adore.Little.Sci. See??? It’s working!!! Are we getting Scientologised? And seriously, check out Katie – now THAT is a blouse. Here they are out for dinner, pulling no stops, toting out the family, toting out the gorgeous wife, the gorgeous daughter – the GMD is riding a strong wave this week and even I, the most cynical of gossips, even I feel a bit vulnerable in the undertow, even I feel defenseless in the wake of this relentless hetero/virile assault. Full Story

Cam: not smiling is much better…but is a new nose?

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As she said in W, she’s over her broken nose, wanted to get it fixed, even citing Ashlee Simpson as inspiration. Now X17 is reporting that her new nose was acquired yesterday – these are photos taken before the procedure. According to them, by evening she was out and about again, taking in a performance of Borat with Pipsqueak at the Grove, I’m sure we’ll see the new nose soon. Full Story

Heather Mills: Golddigger contaminates America

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Widely discredited in Britain, Heather Mills has set her sites on the US, where she has arrived (LA) for an exclusive sit down interview with Extra – like 2nd or even 3rd tier, don’t you think? No doubt Paul’s scheming bitch of an ex will try to gain sympathy stateside in yet another effort to perform alchemy on those abuse allegations, as if saying it enough times makes it true. Full Story

Leo Ascends the Freebie Five

November 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes – the Freebie Five is still broken. I’m attempting to fix it later today. And again, just in case you’ve forgotten the current iteration: David, George, Leo, Hot Harry on the Horse, then Borat. Until today. Today there will be a shake up. Today, Leo will rise to #1, bumping David from a spot he’s held for nearly a year. Full Story