My Gwyneth hates Dina too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2007 12:00:00 January 30, 2007 12:00:00

I love it when my two girls get along. And I love that my Lilo love has been validated by my one true love. Gwyneth Paltrow believes in Lindsay Lohan and in her patented Paltrow way – condescending, snide, judgmental – Gwyneth is also saying that Lindsay best to do without her mother if she really wants to make a comeback. Full Story

Text Harassment?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2007 12:00:00 January 30, 2007 12:00:00

Happily married comes in all shapes and sizes. By conventional definition, both spouses are faithful, both spouses expect fidelity, and when all goes to plan, both spouses adhere to the gameplan…happily ever after. There are however some couples who can make it work by a different playbook – typically called an Open Marriage when one or the other or both can explore outside the marital bed boundaries but remain committed spiritually, emotionally, and most importantly…financially. Full Story

Monday, January 29, 2007
Dear Gossips, Those dumbass rumours that George Clooney would actually stoop to taking out Pamela Anderson? Exactly that – DUMB. ASS. Sorry for the smug but there’s a reason why you didn’t read about it here last week… I mean seriously, even IF you believe the gay gossip (which I don’t), even IF he needed a new beard (which he doesn’t), even IF he temporarily lost his class (which he hasn’t), are you telling me George Clooney wouldn’t have had a better option than Pam Anderson? She’s old, she’s rough, and she’s been overused. And did I mention old? Please. Caution as you traverse the smutty terrain, savvy? But still, in spite of it all, there was one positive that came out of an otherwise ludicrous report and that was his swift and steady and SPECIFIC denial. George Clooney - who is linked with a different flooze every week, who was linked repeatedly and erroneously with Renee Zellweger several times last year and still didn’t bother correcting it, who has openly admitted to encouraging false rumours about his love life, who never makes it a habit of officially debunking his tabloid dating diary – George Clooney was so worried that we would actually believe he’d soil himself with Pamela Anderson he issued a dismissal of the claims faster than you can say rock skank shares needles. And not only did he refute the reports, he went so far as to say he hadn’t seen her in seven long years - the PR version of a f*ckin’ quarantine… Hee. Weekend gossip, SAG report, Gisele and Tom Brady’s genetic perfection and more… Monday – live blogging, check back often for new posts. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. My friend Justine just sent me this link – not exactly gossip related but holy frickin’ hell! I have NEVER seen someone lose their sh-t in such spectacular fashion. Click here to watch - I promise you, it’ll make your hideous Monday morning suddenly seem a whole lot better.

The Daily Quiveration: Johnny on Stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Johnny Depp reunited with his band The Kids in Florida for a memorial performance at the weekend – select photos attached. As you can see, Johnny removes his shirt at one point, exposing those famous tattoos while rockin’ out on guitar/bass/whatever instrument of choice. Sigh. 43 years old and he still looks edgy and cool and sexy but not cheesy, not a loser trying to hang on to the last vestiges of youth, not a limp lad with three whiskers trying to act a man. Full Story

The Daily Wishful Thinking: Marky Mark & Scarjo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Having a private lunch in Beverly Hills, most likely talking business, perhaps another guest spot on Entourage? Perhaps collaborating together for an upcoming feature? Whatever it is, if it ever happened – OFF screen of course – I for one would be all over it, definitely a formula for super hot sex…IF he’s not with his baby momma anymore, that is. Full Story

Worst Dressed: Teri Hatcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Not that this needs an explanation but whatever. Why pass up an opportunity to slag a bitch? First the bust. She couldn’t fill the bust. So whenever she walked, the top part of her dress would move around, not having any flesh to hold it in place – particularly noticeable when she walked across the stage to present an award, flashing a 3 inch gap between her gown and her chest. Full Story

Best Couple, Best Dressed: Rachel & Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

It was a sleepless night for the rabid McGoslings – with their favourite couple beautifully parading up and down the SAG carpet and plenty of PDA to conjure up those Notebook moments, baby-naming frenzy must be hitting a fever pitch. But in all fairness, you don’t have to be a lunatic McGosling to appreciate Canada’s golden couple last night. Full Story

Worst Couple: Ashton & Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source and Source I’ve seen them glow, light up a room, shine brighter than any other couple in love but tonight it was dark and drab and decidedly lackluster and hey – maybe all their juice was hidden under that sorry excuse for beard he insists on growing that somehow found a way to obscure her undeniable beauty but whatever it was, it was really unimpressive. Full Story

Worst Hair: Katherine Heigl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Source I’m sorry. I love her but I’m done with the Prom Princess. I’m done. Mercifully she decided not to borrow from the Royal Wardrobe this night. And if not for those girlish baby waves, that dress would have made any Best List. Full Story

Best Gay: TR Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2007 12:00:00 January 29, 2007 12:00:00

Never mind Patrick Dempsey. Never mind “The McDreamy Hair”. The McDreamy and the McDreamy Hair don’t hold a feather boa to TR Knight. Like, is he The Hotness or what??? Rockin’ his very own version of the do’, looking impeccable in black on black… my gays have been goin’ gangbusters for TR for months. Full Story