My Borat de-Kazakhed

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is reporting that Rolling Stone has scored a straight up interview with my #5 Sacha Baron Cohen – note the Freebie Five is currently not up to date because of unexpected glitches during site updates this weekend. For the record – Borat holds down the fifth spot, praise Buddha. Sacha will speak at length about making the movie, about how he f*cks with unsuspecting frat boys and honky tonks, and about his CAMBRIDGE education. Full Story

KFed & The Clay

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So what do KFed and Clay Aiken have in common? On the surface…not much. Kevin doesn’t troll the web for cock, although he pimps himself in other ways. And while I don’t know whose music is worse, something tells me Clay’s peculiar brand of elevator cheese isn’t exactly what Federation Records has in mind. Full Story

Nicole and the New Idea

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out these scans from an Australian magazine called New Idea – exclusive photos of Keith Urban at Betty Ford with a few other patients and enjoying some personal time with his wife. Quite intimate, non? In’it amazing the pappies were able to get so close? And still no recent photos of her with her children? I’m telling you gossips…wonders in Hollywood never cease. Full Story

Little Sci Riding Hood!

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t see her face but she’s there – she’s with her parents, freshly arrived in Rome, no surprise to anyone since everyone and their eyebrow stylist knew when and where and all the details from their intimate wedding…but still! I have to tell you I’m pretty excited to see the mysterious Little Sci wrapped in a red riding blanket held by her father, flanked by her mother, and her siblings Connor and Isabella whose paper mother Nicole Kidman is curiously absent from their lives. Full Story

Keira Knightley: The Underbite in Profile

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Although she looks much lovelier without makeup than she does with, for me it’s the underbite and by association, that jaw that has always kept Keira off my list of girl crushes. Watch her, any of her movies, you will note that the bottom set of teeth matches up and even, at times, protrudes beyond the top set, thereby adding to the large mass of square that completes her face and giving way to an almost toothy attack when she smiles…sorry, I’m just sayin’… Here are Keira and Rupert at LAX, well coordinated from attire to cheekbones to matching gait and matching expression. Full Story

Natalie & Gael: not the “EX”

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

British papers and blogs today are reporting that Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal have reunited, making out publicly in a London club last night. Warning: gloating ahead. As I’ve reported all along, most recently on October 23rd, they’ve been back together for ALMOST A YEAR! So why is this news? Again – they rented a flat together in Toronto while she was shooting there in the Spring, she went to visit him in Argentina when he was shooting there in the Summer, and he was in Paris with her last month when she was in town for Fashion Week. Full Story

Nick Lachey: bored of Blondes & Breasts

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This photo – my favourite of the day, it kills me. Nick at Vanessa’s bday party in Vegas, apparently oblivious to the boatload of blonde breasts just behind him. I prefer to think of it as gradual numbness. Being married to set of hooters and not much else for 3 years will do that to you and it’s just too bad Jessie’s skillful cockplay came too late…courtesy of Jackass. Full Story

My Borat Attacked!

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some loser didn’t get the joke, assaulted my lover in NYC who apparently had to be rescued by Hugh Laurie, poor thing. Consolation? Another Kazakh domination at the box office – 2% increase over last week after opening in more theatres, a nice exclamation mark on the Republican losses of last week, non? The MiniVan Majority is reeling, y’all. Full Story

The Daily Mall Girl: Tara Reid

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s certainly an improvement – no doubt. Tara at the AFI event over the weekend looking not drunk and not hungover. Very impressive. And still…no matter what she does, no matter how much surgery she gets to fix the surgery, the best Tara will ever be is what I call Mall Pretty. Not Star Pretty. Full Story

Lukas in Australia

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Straight from sources in Sydney where he arrived on promo last week. Lukas then went on to Melbourne to appear at Flemington Race Course on Saturday to present the Rock Star Supernova Stakes trophy to the winning horse, charmed everyone in sight, D&G shades on non stop, described as “sexy, smooth” by all the ladies, but not in a sleazy way: “He’s got the lines, he’s got the lean in close, he’s got the honey you’re amazing and we really connect cos you’re talking to me like I’m a real person which I love kinda vibe – all down pat. Full Story

Angie on set, not pregnant

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As Marianne Pearl, nice transformation, photos taken today… You will note the flat stomach – obviously NO sign of pregnancy …how many times do I have to tell you to take Star and Life & Style off your smut list? Oh and about the Pitt tropical vacay plans…still no confirmation if they’ve decided on a resort, especially since the resorts in question are still scrambling to displace guests to accommodate them. Full Story