Clash of the Simpsons in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 07:05:58 September 6, 2007 07:05:58

Ashlee Simpson arriving for Fashion Week. Kinda generic-looking with the new nose but pleasant to look at all the same. Pleasant is a good thing. Pleasant is not an eyesore. Pleasant is also not Jessica Simpson. Have a look – Jessica Simpson also in NYC leaving Nobu yesterday. Problem with Jessica is that everything about her is a full on assault - the lips, the tits, the linebacker arms, and I didn’t know people still wore those one piece leotard things… Really? Girl better step up her A game, if it exists, and fast. Full Story

TIFF Cargo eTalk Exclusive Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 06:24:52 September 6, 2007 06:24:52

eTalk"s Lounge at the Intercon during TIFF has always been a popular destination for celebrities even after they come in for their interviews. Last year Jennifer Lopez couldn’t get enough at our Starbucks counter and Joshua Jackson kept coming back in to look at these old school teddy bears we were giving away. Full Story

The Good Sister

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 05:59:07 September 6, 2007 05:59:07

Can’t explain it…am obsessed with Savannah Miller. Here are Sienna and Savannah holding hands in NYC yesterday on tour promoting Twenty8Twelve. Am told that Sienna could not be sweeter and more genuinely willing to heap credit and praise for the line on Savannah. At the launch party in London last week, it was all she could do she to make sure people knew that her sister was the talent behind the designs, that Savannah is deserving of any and all praise for the creations without a hint of overkill or contrivance. Full Story

The Thinnification of Fergie Ferg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 05:13:21 September 6, 2007 05:13:21

What’s up with that? Check out Fergie yesterday in NYC seemingly slimmer every time we see her. It’s not alarming...yet…and, unbelievably, she actually does look good. But still, Fergie has always been super fit. At least in the Pea era. Nice athletic body without popping veins, toned muscles, lean all over… I prefer then to now. Full Story

Royal Curbside

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 05:04:25 September 6, 2007 05:04:25

At the beginning of our relationship, my husband and I were all about the romantic airport pick-up. Nowadays it’s the curbside pick up – parking isn’t necessary. So how cute is this? My Chelsy arrived in London yesterday expecting to be collected from the airport by her Prince. Hot Harry on a Horse however apparently slept in. Full Story

Hello & the George Clone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 04:44:01 September 6, 2007 04:44:01

New issue of Hello Canada includes photos of George Clooney flaunting his new romance in Venice. Her name is Sarah Larson. She is 28. A model. Of course. Call me Cruise but she looks exactly the same as the others – Krista Allen, Lisa Snowdon… is it just me? Apparently Sarah and George have been inseparable, spending weeks together at his Italian villa and now touring the festival circuit. Full Story

The Lifetime in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 04:20:27 September 6, 2007 04:20:27

As I always say, he is better than the Freebie Five. He is better than one dirty night and an awkward next morning. Johnny Depp is a lifetime man. He tops the Lifetime List. Here’s Johnny in Venice to honour his longtime collaborator Tim Burton. Always the purple/blue shades, always a little signature flair, always humble to his fans, always always always Johnny… Try to hold it together, will you? source Full Story

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Am in Toronto for 2 weeks on assignment for eTalk during the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF). Will be posting between shoots and also throughout the weekend during TIFF only so check back often. It’s a stellar year – Brad, George, Cate, Reese, Keira, Jake, and the list goes on. All the smutty details – can’t wait!

And is Amy Winehouse no longer Sad Smut? Her performance last night at the Mercury Awards was indeed stirring. But… she’s still married to him, isn’t she?

More ManFlare today and fierce stars at 40. Brad, Madge, Elle…and Halle puts the Celebrity Baby Theory to the test!

Wednesday, blogging all day, and all traffic problems should now be fixed! Please let me know if they persist? Site should be running much faster.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Autumn in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 00:00:00 September 5, 2007 00:00:00

Not officially but I know I"m ready for Fall when I"m tired of my summer clothes...do you get that way? I digress. About Mischa...she appears to have given up Los Angeles. She is shooting in NYC, she has not been seen on the scene in Hollywood for ages, and she has deliberately tried to distance herself from the Slut Brigade over the last few months in an attempt to work on her acting career. Full Story

Full On Tongue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 08:52:25 September 5, 2007 08:52:25

Drew Barrymore, like her BFF Cammie D, is playing the field hard this summer. Spike Jonze, Zach Braff, now the dude in the Mac commercials…his name is Justin Long Click here to see them givin’er in a crowded restaurant the other night. Full Story

40 Fierce: Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2007 08:09:41 September 5, 2007 08:09:41

At the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London – it isn’t the best she’s ever looked but underneath that dress is the body of a 20 year old. And remember...she is 49.  49!!! Madonna presented an award and also made up with another Queen – Elton John, that is. They’ve been rowing for a while now – he was menopausal, decided to rail on her vocals. Full Story