Violet & Magenta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

The Taupes were seen leaving a doctor’s office last week. Now I’ve heard exclusively from sources that Jennifer Garner has been telling friends that she’s pregnant. A sibling for Violet on the way? Will keep you posted.  Full Story

Blame the Boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Posh and Brooklyn shopping on holiday and the poor guy doesn’t look too happy, clearly blaming the pappies. But is it the pappies or his mother’s “OVER HERE” boots? And don’t tell me they’re for warmth. How frickin’ cold could it be if she’s only wearing a short hoodie exposing some skin??? But seriously… it’s amazing how quickly they grow. Full Story

Britney: believe the legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

When she’s on her game, Britney’s legs are fit, toned, and hotness. As you can see here, Britney out for dinner last night, those legs are coming back strong. Word is she’s working out hard – looks like it’s paying off. The wig? It sucks, yes. And the stain on her shirt – obviously not attractive. Full Story

A new rack for Zeta?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

There were some beach shots a while ago showing Catherine Zeta Jones with much more lift and roundness than ever before, leading to questions of a boob job to eliminate post-baby saggy tits. These new photos seems to corroborate the rumours – Catherine in West Hollywood earlier this week with a set of large knockers to go along with her little frame. Full Story

Whitney: Bobby-free finally

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Hoo-rah.Whitney Houston’s divorce from Bobby Brown will be final on April 24th with a court granting sole custody of 14 year old Bobbi Christina to her mother. Whitney was emotional during the hearing, shedding a few tears upon hearing the judge’s ruling, and candidly expressing in public her thoughts on Bobby as a father: "If he says he"s going to come, sometimes he does. Full Story

A Cougar Called Sadie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Sadie Frost, ex wife of Jude Law, mother of many children, fashion designer, some-time actress, former BFF of Kate Moss, rumoured to be the “engineer” of the infamous Jude nanny perv situation is now 41 years old but has an insatiable hankering for much younger men. First boyfriend post Jude was a scraggly haired bloked called Jackson Scott now 25, followed by a couple of other young’uns in their 20s and most recently it’s Kristian Marr: 23, plays music, very horny, keeps Sadie busy. Full Story

Penelope Cruz: Professional or One Time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

Every week it’s someone new. First Orlando Bloom – which I’m told never happened. And then the suggestion of something sizzling with Olivier Martinez – which was apparently just friendship. Now it’s Josh Hartnett and a Caribbean holiday last week. Problem is – a lot of gossips think she’s a beard and a lesbian, based primarily on the GMD connection. Full Story

Jake & Reese Legitimised

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

People is hopping on board the love train – and if People is selling it to the MiniVan Majority, it must mean that they’re together, or that they really really really want you to think that they are. But look at them. I mean does it get more perfect than Reese and Jake? Apparently it’s very recent – a little over a month. Full Story

In Love or On Stage?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2007 12:00:00 April 5, 2007 12:00:00

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson at the beach in Australia – kissing, frolicking, and playing despite the obvious pappy presence capturing every “romantic” gesture. So you tell me: is this for real or is this for show? People Magazine – no surprise – is providing full details about how in love they truly are, with eyewitness reports of constant PDA and genuine devotion. Full Story

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

So the woman who called in to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to “defend” Heather Mills… do you smell a plant? America owes Heather an apology because Heather can dance?

Please.

More on that later.

But think about it: Heather Mills and Spencer from The Hills – perfect couple, non?

Wednesday – real time blogging, check back often for fresh posts, and Friday Night Lights!!! The 2nd to last episode…maybe ever? Encouraging signs coming from NBC for a renewal, fingers crossed: Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. A very happy birthday to Jennifer P who is turning 31 and expecting a baby…which, as she tells me, means no celebratory glass of red wine tonight. Congratulations and keep me posted – you know what I mean!

Granny Freeze at the Hockey Game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

So when you claim Nashville is your home and you’re actually never in Nashville and people keep calling you on it, what’s the best thing to do? Go home. Get seen. Nicole and Keith at the Predators game last night – girl is getting scarier and scarier every time we see her, like a witch with crooked fingers and a crackly voice. Full Story