The Family Pitt Weekend

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In India, giving Madd and Z some quality parenting time, the perfect Pitts on promenade on the streets of Mumbai withOUT a 10 member swat team in full attack mode. Sure, they have security and of course, they would have to given the sheer numbers they’re walking through to say nothing of protecting the children and still, you will note that their team is not cloaked in combat gear ready for battle…. Full Story

About Jude & Sienna

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine says it’s over and that it’s permanent this time. Total shocker, non? Because Sienna is so NOT a frickin’ mess. And Jude and James Gandolfini so did NOT hook up with a queue of eager babes in New Orleans a few weeks ago while promoting All the King’s Men. Full Story

About the Moving Kidmans

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I reported 10 days ago that Keith Urban had been secretly released from rehab, somewhere around Nashville. I’ve also been reporting that Nicole Kidman, contrary to her “stand by your man” image, hasn’t exactly been there for her mate, preferring instead to spend time in LA while her spouse supposedly dries out. Full Story

TomKat: the countdown

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What DON’T you know about this wedding? Per Page Six, the Scientological ceremony will go down Saturday at the Castello Odeascalchi overlooking Lake Bracciano north of Rome. Wedding party to be dressed by Armani, John Travolta will be shuttling many guests in on his private plane, and now Andrea Bocelli will be serenading Katie down the aisle. Full Story

Denise on Pam & Kid?

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First of all – have you seen these? Check out Pam in a tight blue dress, photos taken Wednesday, AFTER the miscarriage that took place a few days before, a pregnancy that was in its very early stages, no more than 8 weeks. Not that I’m a baby expert, given my aversion to having any, like, ever but still…Is it just me or does that look more than 8 weeks to you? Just asking… As for her relationship with Kid, who arrived in Vancouver late last week to be with his wife at the weekend, interesting rumours from on set sources: Denise Richards was allegedly overheard on her cell, gossiping with her mother, telling her mother that Pam was pretty unhappy with her husband. Full Story

Canada Hates Denise

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So even though local cops decided not to charge her for injuring 2 elderly ladies with a laptop, Denise Richards had to be rushed out of my country anyway. Saturday night, midnight was the deadline, she departed Vancouver on a 7pm flight because – and this is good! – sources off the set of Blonde & Blonder tell me that, unimpressed with her behaviour at the River Rock Casino, the Canadian government decided to send her packing by YANKING HER VISA. Full Story

Friday, November 10, 2006
Dear Gossips, If you have a chance today, see if you can find an online clip of Borat and Martha Stewart on Jay Leno Thursday night. As always, Borat is the Hotness but Martha took it pretty well, even when, at one point, he asked her if she lived in a cage…because it’s customary for women to do so in Kazakhstan, didn’t you know? Totally lost my sh-t when Borat tried to get into bed with her – Martha actually giggled! Blogging off and on today – wireless access not strong and trying to be an appreciative wife after 5 years of marriage, but check back for more exclusives on the Denise Richards situation and check archives via “THIS WEEK” for late posts from yesterday. Have a great weekend! Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. If any of you have a clip of Access Hollywood from last night, would you please send? I was referenced last night and they aired a shot of me speaking with Rik Fedyck, the photographer victim from the Denise Attacks situation. Let me know if you have it – thank you, love you, owe you.

Denise & the Laptop: the Photographer speaks!

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heads up! Rik Fedyck, he whose laptop was destroyed by Denise Richards, is speaking EXCLUSIVELY on television with eTalk – catch the interview tonight at 7pm across Canada and if you’re not in Canada, log on to the broadband network after the show. Full Story

Brad & the pants

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are obviously many reasons why Brad Pitt is the Hotness. If obliged, I could spend my entire 5 year anniversary weekend on the discussion, but in the interest of time and making sure I’m not divorced by Monday, the attribute that really quivers my loins is Brad’s unique ability to rock a pair of pants. Full Story

Pam & Denise: the united front?

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to my girl M who tells me that Pam and Denise Richards were living it up at Glowbal in Vancouver last night, keeping up appearances after Denise hurt two elderly ladies with a laptop earlier this week. Given the drama that has unfolded recently, it’s not surprising that a sh-tload of smut has been leaking from the set of their movie. Full Story

Glowing Beauty & the Gay Midget Geek

November 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes…is total gorgessity. Lobotomised and numb, perhaps...but totally gorgessity all the same. And then there’s the GMD – is it just me or is he getting dorkier by the day? Here they are at The Black Ball last night hosted by Alicia Keys. With just a week to go before the wedding, speculation is intensifying about whether or not they will fly from NYC directly to Italy rather than going home to LA first. Full Story